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To be honest, that is the one thing that pisses me off the most. I can live with gender swapping the likes of Death because these entities can take many forms but fucking around with Constantine is unforgivable.

Was just about to post the same thing.

On NG2 of my Faith build now. With maxed Blasphemous and Sacred Relic everything is just melting. I've downed Ranni, Radahn, and Rykard first attempt and I'm just blasting through bosses and ignoring sidequests. Thinking it's going to be a better idea starting on a fresh character to do a...

Been out of the country for a bit so finally got around to finishing off my first playthrough. Took down Malenia (2nd attempt) then Maliketh (4th), Godfrey (1st), Radagon (1st), Elden Beast (2nd). That was on a Fire Faith build using pretty much only the Blasphemous Blade. I should have gone...

It generally used to be server resets on Live heavily favoured EST so while the average EU guys were tucked up in bed shit was taken down. I remember it going in our (EU) favour for a while on Drinal during PoP and half the server lost their minds that we had the audacity to take down their...

Okay, you lured me in. While there's an Irish accent in there there's still that affected internet twine. It's like no one anywhere talks like that until they get on a podcast.

Before I turn up the volume on this fat autist will someone please clarify if he's a Brit with an annoying, wanky, fake American accent.

Funny, after watching the show I was convinced he was 100% ghey.

Anyone with a Prime membership (incl me) are clearly absorbing the cost of this mess since the sub is increasing for the first time in 8 years.

I think you're being somewhat unkind to a pretty talented and seemingly decent man.

I generally play a game through once without checking anything and then once that’s done I go back and research shit for a complete run.

Yeah, Tom Bombadil… I have no issues with Peter Jackson cutting that shit out.

Amen to that. Happens whenever I fire up any games I loved in the 70s or 80s. Pretty much zero depth although the challenge is usually higher than most games from today due to having to be pixel perfect in your execution and having zero saves.

How would she fare against that speedster cheating bastard Alecto?

Never quite understand why they think Elves would use greatswords.

I learned two things belatedly last night. First, and I feel really dumb as shit for admitting it, but for all of the game up to Farum I thought I could only attack from the right of my horse so whenever I was fighting someone I was always riding in circles just so I could hit mobs. How did I...

You sound like the Witchfinder General.

On the very few occasions I've been to a movie theatre in the US there's always been a vocal contingent of folks clapping, cheering, and "Oh yeah"'ing along to the movie. I just assumed it was a US thing. Only exception being White Noise where everyone seemed to be as equally freaked out as I was.

Do you not lose the buff if you swap out a 2-hander?

You just reminded me I need to try out the jellyfish shield I’ve been carrying around for the last 50 levels.

Archillect should be everyone's follow over Musky.

When did it change? I beat him on Saturday that way.

It’s trivial if you take the spear to +8 or higher and pop Mimic Tear. Pretty much perma stagger.

Fixed.

My first MUD experience (kinda).

I love how untouched the road blocker was and the almost smugness of it when it slowly just lowered back in to the ground.

It's tragic that cybering/ERP is still even a thing. Just blow the money on a hooker ffs and slip her a few extra bucks to buy some rabbit ears.

Bringin' teh sexah!

Rinse repeat.

I really wish I could zoom out on half of these fights. Take Rykard, I'm literally staring at one piece of gnarly flesh and smashing it for the entirety of the fight while all kinds of shit is going on off-screen. It seems pointless introducing a bunch of mechanics I generally end up eating...

Meanwhile, the people in the FC house are patiently working down the list of names and reporting them all for griefing. Which knowing the team in charge of that will no doubt lead to a bunch of suspensions and flags on their accounts.