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  1. Grizzlebeard

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Fucketh that shitteth!
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Twin Gargoyles down last night. Took about 5 attempts but was surprised at how forgiving it was. Granted, that was off the back of being beaten to a pulp repeatedly off Astel. *edit* Respecced, slotted in Comet Azure, RIP Astel.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You actually read his posts? I only read the responses to him.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I love his off the scales sarcasm.
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    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    Don't know about Ebony Maw but Magneto manipulates the Earth's (and other planets') magnetic field to "fly". The first movie seems to make it clear that the cloak is Strange's means of flying but I always assumed he'd have a random spell to allow him to do that anyway.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    She only taped her nipples so they wouldn't stick out. Those jiggly tiddies were a seminal part of my childhood!
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Attempted Radahn on Dex/Int build around level 78 and one-shotted him. There's a noticeable difference between ranged and melee difficulty although, saying that, the strategy I used could equally work on melee. This time around I hardly bothered to damage him and just relied on the various...
  8. Grizzlebeard

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Again, thanks for tips. Picked up Kaiden Sellsword Ashes and spammed Rock Sling till they were staggered then took them apart. Annoyingly was exploring an hour later and stumbled on the three Crystallians and I managed to get one down before the other two beat me to a pulp.
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    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    Not at all, I'm a Brit anyway. There are many Brits who can do a convincing American accent, I just don't think he's one of them and I find it jarring when I hear him talk.
  10. Grizzlebeard

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Attempted the Crystalian Twins in the Academy Crystal Cave in order to get the Terra Magica spell but I could hardly dent them. Any suggestions for a caster? Spells, even Rock Toss, not scratching them and I don't think I have any blunt weapon Ashes.
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    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    I struggle to get past his offensive American accent. Just feels like an overacted, nasal Sherlock.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Once a year in the village I live in they hold a fancy dress wheelbarrow race around the village. Rules are, one guy pushes the barrow, one has to sit in it, they're both in fancy dress, and they have to both neck a pint of beer in each of the nine pubs in the village. First across the finish...
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    That last one looks like Johnny Depp in Dark Shadows.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I stupidly struggled with Rennala this weekend on my Dex/Int build. I was too obsessed with staggering her with my Moonveil and after many failed attempts, one of which she summoned her troll on my head and insta-gibbed me during her death animation, I just started nuking her and she died in...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is this like a tranny-spotting test? If there's something to grab on to you fall over?
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I always thought this Jedi stance was utter chickenshit. He couldn't kill Darth Vader because then Ben would slide towards the dark side yet he's totally fine with him then going on to commit untold atrocities because that was Vader's choice right? We need more Mace Windu, he'd have just cut...
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    That is priceless. Funniest thing I've seen all day.
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    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    I started watching this last night, stopped around Kamar-Taj. I just don't care enough about this shit to watch it through. I mean, wtf is this? A Jem / Marvel crossover?
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    It wasn't as terrible as some of the earlier episodes but that's not saying much. I mean, Obi-Wan is in the arse-end of nowhere and senses Luke is in danger and jumps to hyperspace only to arrive on Tatooine within 10-15 minutes of Reva going after Luke. I mean, do the writers think Hyperspace...
  20. Grizzlebeard

    Final Fantasy 16

    The main character is called Clive? Fuck's sake, what are his teammates called? Mavis and Bert?
  21. Grizzlebeard

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Well, they are corrupted elves so that'd make sense. If you want black orcs you need to corrupt some of those asslings or dorfs. It was only the Uruk-hai super soldier equivalent that were generally much different and had a redder skin but I don't even recall if that was mentioned in the books.
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    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Maybe it's because the character wasn't part of my youth but my girlfriend fell asleep and I struggled not to.
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    EQ TLP - Vaniki (Level-Locked Progression)

    This isn't the EQ I remember!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Some nekkid sock puppet action.
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    TRON: Ares

    Unfortunately, Daft Punk split up last year so slim chance of a decent soundtrack for this movie.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Already covered by the female Mandalorian armourer. Can’t have vaginal appropriation.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Dumb argument. One had to learn those skills to survive and feed his mother. The other was bred to be a politician and presumably force fed philosophy, ethics, diplomacy. Education isn’t some catch-all skill that covers everything. Hence the huge swathe of people with random degrees up to...
  28. Grizzlebeard

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Meant to say, I attempted Rennala after the feedback on here and dropped her second try. First only failed because I got all camera-turned round and she cheesed me. The run towards her under the beam and keep up the melee pressure really worked a treat. Granted, I'd also just picked up Oleg's...
  29. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Literally better than this whole season.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    First screenshot I can kind of get away with, it's reminiscent of Vanguard. Second one looks like someone zoomed in while playing Civilisation.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Vader has never had a problem killing off people who he doesn't view as a threat. Pretty much everyone below the Emperor is no threat to him. Again, it's just poor writing by people who either haven't watched, understood, or absorbed anything about the character. Even if Vader didn't kill...
  32. Grizzlebeard

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I've yet to pick up a lance. Camped the Gatefront knight for an age and no drop, I should probably check out a decent one for my level now and just Silver Fowl Foot it. Guardian's Swordspear is what I'm currently using which has Spinning Slash.
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    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    That's what they're listing at as over here too. Struggling to see how they'll do the Gorr story justice and shoehorn in femThor in under two hours.
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    Can Lady Gaga? I mean, she butchered the National Anthem.
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    The Old Man

    I really like watching Jeff Bridges but this has the strong whiff of something he's done to pay off his medical bills.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Thanks for the advice, I'll try her later on today when I'm back home. Running a Faith Crusader type build, ever the paladin. Alternating between Halo Scythe and Guardian Swordspear. Halo packs a punch but too long a wind up on ranged attack for her and melee swings are noticeably slower than...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I’m struggling on phase 2 of Rennala. Old and slow maybe but managed to take out magma wyrm and other annoying mobs like that Erdtree Burial Watchdog but she just constantly frustrates me.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I think he's probably more into beating people to death with dildos.