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  1. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was a good one. The regressive...
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Assuming you are citing TX because of the common law marriage: common law doesn't happen by living together or even having kids together. You have to represent yourself as married in the community and in your dealings. Like signing legal documents (for houses, insurance, etc) and naming the...
  3. Haast

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Holy shit that post got dunked on fierce. Even more amusing are the apologist limp-dicks standing firm on their advice that everything's fine.
  4. Haast

    Wii U No More

    Does that mean I can buy the system and the games on the cheap? Anything "can't miss"? Really enjoyed Galaxy 1 & 2, and Wii Mario Kart was pretty good. How are the WiiU iterations?
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    I had pretty good luck with neighbors, no awful ones I remember. I had some good looking apartment neighbors I wanted to bang. However, my friend that lived in my building had way more game than me and actually did bang at least one of them. Maybe both. Hero friend wins. I also saw the cops...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    That's the spirit!
  7. Haast

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If they're going to make the office admin pose with the soldering iron, they should at least make her show some cleavage. Tits or stop burning off your fingerprints.
  8. Haast

    Stardew Valley

    Bought Fallout 4, found out my 3.5 year old computer can't really run it. Sad panda. Bought Stardew Valley, reminds me of an improved version of SNES Harvest Moon. Happy panda.
  9. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    They probably do, but that is a testament to how far gone his wife is rather than the hookers loving anything besides the high.
  10. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yeah, I chuckled. Numerous stories in the divorce thread start with "my wife was prude with me, then I found out she was sucking co-worker's dicks in the office parking garage" or something similar. But watching J52 stick his head in the sand is cute.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Now this is advice I can get behind.
  12. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I was going to post some advice, but it would fall on deaf ears and it is much more fun to let J52 stew in his own musings.
  13. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    So, are you abandoned structure shopping with her?
  14. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Over dinner last week, my parents asked me about "social media ruining people's lives" and referred to some SJW pile-on story from last year they had just now read about. Even old people know Twitter is AIDS in 140 char doses. Twitter/SJWism has officially jumped the shark.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Gilded Baron gold drops nerfed. No more free conquest, I guess. On the plus side, they removed the retarded shielding mechanic from Uber Maghda.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Californians are AIDS to housing markets. Since their own is so inflated, they cash out and spread that AIDSflation en masse to new markets. See: Denver, Austin, Portland, and whatever the next "up and coming" city is. California housing can feel free to die in a very pretentious fire.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If they are bumping the power of most sets, it would be nice if they boosted the LoN bonus a little. Say like 125-150% damage and 5% reduction or something.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To qualify, mine were SMS messages and the counts were totals, not just mine. So applying your methodology, I exchanged numbers after sending ~12 one-line messages. Still on the slow side. My guess is after 5-8 SMS messages sent, if she's still engaging it is digits time.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I went back and checked my msg exchanges. I averaged ~25 messages before asking for (and typically receiving) digits. IIRC, my current girlfriend told me she thought I was never going to ask for her damn number. Heh. I think FW is right on this one. If they are talking to you for a few...
  20. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Low blow, bro.
  21. Haast

    Stardew Valley

    Haha, nice Krip!
  22. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm lactose-intolerant. Take me down to beej town.
  23. Haast

    Stardew Valley

    Just to clarify, I'm not saying to boycott the game. I'm lamenting that in the likely scenario I buy this game because it looks good, some portion of that sale will go to assholes I hate. Which is probably true of many, many things I buy.
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    Stardew Valley

    Fucking Chucklefish. It figures their lies re: Starbound not only netted them enough money to buy an posh office in London to jack around in & not release shit, but to also steal a cut of more talented independent developer's work by publishing their games (Risk of Rain, now Stardew) Stardew...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cool, just watching out for you. The migraine situation sounds brutal. It may be that the stress from both the divorce and the migraine condition is feeding into a cycle of more migraines. Hopefully the dr appointment will put your mind at ease and yield a plan to treat it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, when Tarrant says: And one assumes this is a ceremony celebrating your life partnership with family and friends, and then you tell others you are life partners... that starts to sound a lot like you are representing yourself as a married couple. I'd just be cautious were I considering...
  27. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Divorce takes time. In Texas, you are required to wait 60 days after filing the initial petition before you can have the actual divorce hearing. I assume other states have similar laws. Factor in time to get lawyers, fill out paperwork, come to an agreement, get court dates, sign things off...
  28. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You may end up in acommon-law marriagein that scenario. Consult a lawyer if you get to that point in the future and wish to avoid the legal side of marriage. Though obviously, not something to worry about now.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think it is weird. Marriages that end in divorce that doesn't involve a sudden revelation (e.g. cheating) have usually been in the shitter for quite a while prior to separation/divorce. Personally, I waited the ~6 months it took post-separation to get the divorce done before I started...
  30. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Based on the few things you've told us, she may be bipolar or borderline. I'm not a psychologist, I just play one on the internet. Regardless, cutting ties early was a good call. If you insist on sticking your dick in crazy more, make sure you wrap it up. Crazy gets pregnant to save the...
  31. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    RNGesus hating on you fierce.
  32. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    That's odd, DBs aren't really the limiting component on stat rerolls. Seems like you would be paying multiple billions per reroll and have burned through many, many stacks of other mats by the time you got to 1000 DBs.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agreed. Almost positive Kriptini is college age or close, and he said she is in town for college. So yeah, probably.
  34. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sucks. Try to relax and take your mind off it. If you can't, try to focus on the things you can control rather than the many things you can't.
  35. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Thank you Exile for boosting my seasonal barb up to 70. Much appreciated, bro.
  36. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That is a pretty hilarious will. I'm guessing the will was endowing a scholarship for the university to award, and that's why it got struck down. He should have established the Moosefucker McPoutine Charitable Trust instead, and awarded the scholarship that way. Private organizations are...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Stress can trigger neurological conditions. I lost about 10% of my body weight (when I was already thin) and had a couple of anxiety episodes while dealing with divorce bullshit, and my divorce was relatively smooth (it still sucked). I've heard of people having episodes of Bell's Palsy and...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hep C is now curable. The prescription drug regimen costs about $100k, essentially making the South Park AIDS cure a reality. South Park Cure For AIDS Costly Hepatitis C Drugs for Everyone?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    And so it begins: Seattle man in women's locker room cites gender rule The legal handling of gender specific facilities is actually very difficult. Right now, it is definitely not figured out. If you are too permissive, the separation of facilities is fundamentally undermined. If you...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Garwulf goes in the cube instead of Gunes and, assuming you have a close to 9% roll on Zoey's, the dmg reduction is very close to Gunes & doesn't depend on Vengeance. Plus you get 2 more meatshields. Works great.