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  1. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Heh, you should know better than to listen to a DT post. Concern trolling at its lamest. Also, if your description is accurate, you are slowly becoming your father-in-law. Don't be that guy. Set some limits and be firm.
  2. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, haven't seen many bangable maids. Except on Redtube.
  3. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's some dark shit. Divorce her & watch the Hoarders episode in a few years from your nice clean place with a better woman.
  4. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's usually more complex than "lol pussy, tell that bitch to clean up" or whatever. It probably started with a small mess here & there and after the limit was pushed gradually for 2 decades, it's now a fucking Hoarders episode with a sycophant relative amplifying it. Still, truth. People...
  5. Haast

    Affluenza

    I bet it matters to the guy that got hit with a tribunal rape conviction for something he probably didn't do (lol dindu). But yeah, my friend probably got an "atta boy" since the military wanted to look tough on sex crimes.
  6. Haast

    Affluenza

    We didn't dive into the details, but from what I gather it was the old "he said, she said" and my friend wasn't very convinced by what "she said". But apparently the judge was.
  7. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I take it all back.
  8. Haast

    Affluenza

    Apparently sex crimes were a politically charged issue for the military at the time and he was told to present the best case he had regardless of his personal beliefs. So he did his job. Perhaps too well.
  9. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean, feel free to split. But hiring a maid would probably be cheaper than 50% of everything + a worse relationship with your kids. Just saying.
  10. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Bet you guys could fingercuff her for $10 each. Group discount?
  11. Haast

    Affluenza

    My buddy is a military lawyer (JAG). He told me he got some dude tribunal-convicted for rape that he was pretty sure didn't do it. He did not see a problem with this; he was the "victim's" lawyer, so that was his job. Dat lawyering.
  12. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Is she trying to say the Cleveland Steamer is in play? The Hot Carl? The Chili Dog? The Alabama Hot Pocket? The Glass Bottom Boat? The Blumpkin? The Rusty Trombone? The Boston Pancake? The Sioux City Car Wash? Have fun on Urban Dictionary, bros.
  13. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Did you get pricing on a sobjob?
  14. Haast

    Affluenza

    I get what you are doing here, but it has all the makings of a great villain storyline. Wealthy family with a kid that has been wild and unaccountable for years, family has been in other legal trouble, kid commits a heinous act and skates, defense uses a catchy term that causes RABBLE RABBLE...
  15. Haast

    Affluenza

    Nah bro, she's black.
  16. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The current situation isn't divorceable, but if this is the start down her road to becoming her mother, it is divorceable as fuck. I remember you describing her and she is a goddamn nightmare. Which is why I suggest not letting everything slide like her father presumably did and from your...
  17. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow, that is fucked up.
  18. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, it is done. If you have been dating for 3 years and decide that the holidays are a good time to be apart, it's done. I think you've already tumbled to that. Getting out of a relationship that slowly turned miserable is very freeing once the initial system shock wears off. There may...
  19. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck, Noodlebro, this is bad. Not "get a divorce right now" bad, but bad. Especially the bolded part. If she is going to stay home, then house+kid care is literally her job. If I told my boss to fuck off on a primary responsibility of mine at work, I would be fired real fast. Maybe being...
  20. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Technically, he said her tits looked like they could take a punch. Which was goddamn hilarious.
  21. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I am intrigued. Does that mean I have to cheer against your relationship?
  22. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would have a problem that she "was going to downstairs grab a salad", then goes silent, then wakes up and says she got shitfaced with undisclosed pals and never thought to txt again. It sounds like she was purposely withholding that info. That doesn't mean something DID go wrong, but I'd...
  23. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You know we only deal in absolutes and hyperbole is a lot more fun than real life. You'll probably get it worked out.
  24. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Which doesn't make sense at all when she says he beat her, choked her so hard she thought she would die, and went anal as she resisted forcibly. No one could mistake that for OK. Either it is an exaggeration, leaves out the context of their encounter (e.g. rough sex & anal was agreed upon and...
  25. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow, that was a dick move by her. Not cool.
  26. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. Find a nice way to say it, but don't just let it slide. It's easier to address earlier and if you don't say something, resentment will build. Also, don't try to go from zero to Stepford Wife. Try to get her to pick up a little more and cook a couple of times a week, then work from there.
  27. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Indeed. She may not be doing it consciously thinking "I give gifts, he owes me loyalty", but Iannis is right.
  28. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    After reading a bunch of stuff about this case, it really seems like mediation was the right path and it was never offered. The university even suggested the two of them talk it out, but didn't provide them with a mediation option (at least not that I saw). Why not start the non-law...
  29. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I was also hoping (earlier in the month) that they would roll this out for the holidays. Once Tuesday passed last week, I figured that ship had sailed. Oh well. Definitely looking forward to the new season and earning a new stash tab.
  30. Haast

    Recommend a dating site

    I finally figured it out. Hoss is Morris from Slapshot. Also, Slapshot is awesome and you're cheating yourself if you've never seen it.
  31. Haast

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Indeed. I played FF1 with friends and owned Dragon Warrior on the NES years ago, though I don't think I finished either back then. I remember reading the previews for FF2(4), saving my money and pooling $$ with my little bro to buy it. I played through it multiple times and still have the...
  32. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm not saying she's a victim. My point is that Columbia should have the hammer dropped on them. They directly signed off on a harassment campaign against a student that they cleared of wrong doing, and kept giving passive approvals to it over time. Also, between a venerated institution run...
  33. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    LOL. Well, apparently being "transracial"hasn't paid off for Rachel Dolezaleither.
  34. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    My guess is the situation isn't that black and white. I'm not convinced the guy did anything wrong (legally speaking), but likely there was a bad interaction between them and she thought she would get back at him by doing a spiteful art project targeting him. And then it blew up in popularity...
  35. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  36. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Found him.
  37. Haast

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I'm kind of surprised that people really craved difficulty in FF games, like throughout the experience. I personally liked the story and building up my characters, exploring new areas and completing side quests to make them extra badass. But I didn't really want to struggle through the content...
  38. Haast

    Thieves Oil

    What is Advocare anyway? Is it Amway for CrossFitFags? That's the impression I got.
  39. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    He leveled some interesting accusations in that interview. That Stoya pinned a plug for a big update to her website on Twitter just before dropping the bombshell. That journalists were offering up to $5000 to anyone who would give them a rape accusation for an article (which explains Farrah...