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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    GoT S2 out on Netflix Tuesday. Queue that shit up if ya dont own it already.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    the rustling is getting closer, i think somethings out there ......
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    drugs. drugs and massive car accident. shit takes its toll later in life. I think Billy Dbeat womento stay looking young.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    first rule of Fight Club is don't bitch about negs bro, you know better.
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    Photoshop Challenge: Caption My Cat

    This is what happens when Fedor stops with the chix w/ dix and changes to kitties. Oh how I miss the good ol' days and the filth from which we crawled.
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    WWYD if your girlfriend said she was on birth control but wasnt and got preggo?

    Still waiting on male birth control, they have been sayin it was ready for medical trials YEARS ago. Budweiser probably has the labels waiting for it sitting in a file somewhere
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    dude have your fun and ride that wave to the beach.just dont fuckin knock her up also plan ahead hit a hardware store now and stash away a new set of locks, than swing by the PD and grab an app for a restraining order fill out the general info. think of it as doomsday prepping for your penis.
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    Liquors & Cocktails

    I drink Jack regular as clockwork, I know it aint good, but as you say old habits die hard.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    it not like they set up a bridal registry and fleeced people for wedding presents. this scandal lacks adding or removing of a penis, this don't even register as drama, high watermark is high.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    you gonna be the one to break it to em he's a registered sex offender in CA? better yet, show em a pic of how well he's aged ... phone call to sam onyoutube.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    bro that thing is seizure inducing.
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    Curling

    some of the curling chicks are HAWT! they were doing nude calendars before, haven't seen one in a while.
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    JJ Abrams to direct new Star Wars movie

    7 years of osteoporosis shrank my grandma 5 inches. a couple hundred years of it could make someone yoda sized.
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    WWYD if your girlfriend said she was on birth control but wasnt and got preggo?

    shit happens all the time bro, price you pay for sticking your dick in the crazy
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    Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

    that stubby fucker is wearing spice girls platforms or standing on a box, all of hollywood is short little bastards.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Can't eat Mickey D's, it's made with too much McLaxative. I pass on most big franchise spots, too many good local chain take out places. Drunken drive-thru at 2am is about the only time I'll hit one.
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    Power Tools

    yeah wedge anchors are awesome, but spendy in SS, and some idiots can't set em right and they spin-out. My fav is to drill and epoxy threaded rod if you are going whole hog 25+ years builds, that will never spin out. powder I use for banging down track the newer Hilti auto-feed ones excel at...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    freezing fish makes a huge difference (ruins it)*, meat, not so much in my experience. *Octopus is the exception you have to freeze it to break the muscles down, or it is like chewing rubberbands.
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    Oblivion - Tom Cruise goes WALL-E

    this, he is boring as hell to watch. has the dramatic depth of a televised golf tourney.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    wouldn't be the first time Han had to lay low and float away in the trash.
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    Liquors & Cocktails

    no one drinks low end like vodie like Popov for the taste, the drink it to forget they live in a trailer.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    you biting my shoop bro?
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    Olympics Thread

    maybe they dropping wrestling because the small hairy B.O. farms from Iran medal in it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at...t_of_medalists
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    North Korea

    The rumors about it happening again were brought up a few years back in Japanese News papers, when a rash of missing persons cases in coastal areas were unsolved. Could be the 'boogie man' and japanese go missing to off themselves every day, so who knows.
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    Power Tools

    Hitachi Framing Nailers are the gold standard here, I have one that is almost 20 yrs old looks like it's been to hell, operates like the day I bought it.. Any carpenter worth his salt has one. But I fucking LOVE my Paslode, no compressor no hoses, but much more expensive to operate. Milwaukee...
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    Community

    gawd it's not jumping the shark, it choked at the ramp and now being dragged through the water without it's skis. fucking sad, it's so hollow now, has lost all it's quirky charm.
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    North Korea

    silly move, Tokyo Disneyland is pretty shitty, he shoulda aimed higher. NK has and supposedly still abducts Japanese in the boonies, takes them back to best Korea and uses them to gather intel, teach spies the language and as fuck toys. there is also a big former NK populace in Japan that sends...
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    Liquors & Cocktails

    I am drunk for the first time in a month ... that is all.
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    Top Chef - Seattle

    First EP outta the gate this season the Simon Cowell-ness was ratcheted up with Tom and Padma. Probably all editing, but the tone was 'no slack will be cut'. Outside of the show interviews with Padma she always sounds really apologetic to players she has gonged. I haven't read Tom's blog this...
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    The Secret World

    don't expect a lot and you wont be disappointed. the lore is good. the mechanics not so much read up on builds / states, having a good build makes all the difference in game enjoyment.
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    Pope Benedict XVI resigns

    the rest of the college of cardinals aint gonna trust you unless you have a rape or two under your belt. they don't want a whistle blower in their midst.
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    Pope Benedict XVI resigns

    and have a closet full of skeletons?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The endless line item charges, i.e. all the taxes + fees added after your cell phone bill, airline tickets. etc. fuck you include it in the price when you quote it, not after the damn fact.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Can't remember which comedian said it, but I always loved the quote. "If a chick says she needs her space, make her feel like Neil Fucking Armstrong".
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Franks has good flavor but not much heat, its like catsup if it were made by men.
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    World of Tanks

    Best game of electric hide-n-go-seek made yet.
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    Top Chef - Seattle

    Woot Sheldon's still in! .. Brooke is growing on me, I'd throw a hump in her.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Having dated a buncha chicks in Art Depts. Sculptors are whacky, but to really see the needle pegged for bat shit crazy, head on over to Fiber Arts. They literally are the proverbial Basket Weavers. One of em took me home started getting down to it and her face suddenly changed. I asked...
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    World of Tanks

    Free day of premium account for V-Day. Offer good till March 1st.http://worldoftanks.com/news/2034-va...ay-bonus-code/ Chinese tree is in as well if you haven't played in a while.