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Calendar week? Sunday. Work week? Monday. Therefore, only American Inventors and unemployed people start on Sundays.

You've never heard the saying to look at a girl's mother to see how she'll look when she ages? Genetics play a huge role, especially in women I've found. Like I said, volleyball had been fighting off her genetics, but once that ended, it was like the flood gates opened. She kept going to the...

Bandwagons and pedophilia are your things.

Really the only way zerg can keep pace with T or P is run-by. Unless you mean literally the entire fucking zerg army invades your third... which begs me to question why you don't see the zerg rolling across the map? Lol.

His name is Meatus... and his avatar is a god damn troll... Seriously?

Okay, I'm glad you guys agree with me on this. I no longer feel any guilt.

Lmfao what kind of little slip is that in there? Girl was and still is completely in love with me. And no, I don't think she thought "if I get fat he will still love me." I think her genetics are just fucking awful and it's really hard for her to keep the weight off, even while staying active...

This is what I've been telling girls, seems to go over really well. "I just didn't feel the same about her anymore so I ended it instead of hanging on and making it worse." "aww, that's definitely the best thing to do." "can I put my penis in you now?" All my friends know the truth.

This thread disappoints so hard. I thought it'd be stories about your dumbass lives...

She was perfect in college, but she also played volleyball. I knew she'd eventually become a pig because her mother is a pig, but I thought maybe she'd try to fight off the genetics. Well, volleyball finished, and it was like 6 months before she gained a ton of weight. I do feel bad, but fuck...

FTFY.

Yes and she kept eating Chipotle.

Could've been less, I was doing a 15 page paper on the Assizes of Ariano while playing lol.

I work with a lot of international assholes so I have to use that god damn date format. It's awful...

I'm poor, I drive a 99 Civic EX.

I dumped my girlfriend of five years cause she got fat. Does this make me a bad person?

Is this in terms of RAM or all pieces?

Might want to see a therapist. Or join a fight club.

Might as well just stop speaking proper English as well. Keep your vocabulary to five distinguishable grunts.

Yeah I beat it the day I got it, played it for like 8-10 hours straight... lol. I have no idea if you can upgrade the sword, shield, armor, or any items. I beat everything with basic shit. Might play the Hero mode thing. ALTTP was a much more difficult game, mainly cause a lot of the...

Who's Steve Jobs? What was his username?

I'm so confused by this shit...

Is it hodguh? or hodje?

This thread is brutal. Please continue forward. Also, when the fuck did Lumie reappear?

Lmao best response ever. Utter disappointment.

Well it's not my career field, it's just a job to help me through my PhD, so in that respect I sometimes think this is exactly what I should be doing lol.

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I think it's just a statement on the general intellect and workmanship of the average American. Sometimes I say something to my boss and he has no idea wtf I'm saying, so I have to break it down like I used to for my 5th graders. And my coworkers are no different... if I leave a post-it showing...

I just started, I don't think looking for a new job after 4 months looks good on a resume.

Nice. Hope the Giants interview him when Coughlin dies.

I'm glad you guys told me we'd moved, otherwise I'd be lonely. <3

Basically this... I have literally nothing to do for hours, and it's not as enjoyable as I once thought. I literally sat here the other day and watched a movie, but I think all office jobs have downtime I guess. Maybe I'll write a book... "Itlan and His Chode." Would you guys read it?

I'm waiting for management to figure it out and fire me...

It's probably from Arabs who the Normans ruled in Sicily. Derp.

Shutup commie faggot.

What does it matter what my father makes? He doesn't support me. Unlike Gaige. That's the point. Troll.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read... a 40 year old man bragging about how much his PARENTS make. Jesus christ you truly are delusional aren't you? I honestly hope your parents die so you get a dose of fucking reality. Hopefully they leave all their money and property to the Earth, cause...

Wtf is the point of this?

I'm just curious what grown man accepts money from his parents? I'm 23 and I don't let my mother or father buy me shit. My dad buys us concert tickets and beers when I come over, that's about it. Do you have a nutsack? You don't feel in the least bit that something is wrong here? Also, who...