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What the FUCK. She used to be so hot.

You said you like movies, dude. People guessing that you might go to movie theaters isn't that much of a stretch. Pedo.

There are scenarios under which it could happen, but Seattle isn't an attractive destination for free agents at this point. It's an utterly directionless franchise that will be mediocre until they get smarter people in charge. I was so fucking excited about Jack Z at first, but it became...

He's just using the Mariners' desperation to drive up his price tag.

There's about a .00001% chance of that. I actually DON'T think he's going to end up back with the Yankees, but I don't see him coming here.

I wasn't referring to that beer in specific, I don't even know it. I'm referring to stupid shit that has names like "HOP-POCALYPSE NOW".

He's amazing, but I don't know how well he'll age. Plus by all accounts Jay Z is utterly incompetent as an agent, so he's got that working against him.

I don't understand the Detroit thing at all. How can we allow Somalia in the middle of our country? Shouldn't we be able to do something to fix it?

I really don't understand why people like these really extreme IPAs. Is it a brodouche thing?

Rift failed because MMOs are fucking horrible.

The only exception would be if it were Sean. Fuck Sean.

Alright then. Also, whichever mod pulled this back out of the Shaw, you're a goddamn hero.

That doesn't even make any sense.

You just admitted that you have 12 year old girls, in a thread that Gaige is subscribed to. Bad move, son.

Mooches off his parents, too. At least Sean has a disability that gives him an excuse.

I'd recommend getting last year's version for the song import, too, if it's relatively cheap. It's got a better songlist than this year's, in my opinion.

This thread is for real talk. You can play that game in the Ask Amod thread.

Trolling aside for a bit; I don't think so. I think if anything modern girls are LESS good at making educated decisions for themselves at earlier ages, and I wouldn't support lowering ages of consent just because girls are hitting physical maturity earlier.

Which will be mentioned approximately 10 times per Mariners broadcast.

This thread is important. The life of a pedo should not be a comfortable one.

It's a marginal move with marginal overall impact, but it shows how flawed their decision making is now. My hatred for Bloomquist that burns with the fire of a thousand suns aside, you simply don't do multiyear deals with guys like that, and you sure as hell don't do it so early in the...

What did I do? I'm not the pedo here.

Another confirmed pedo.

METH BURN

Papers Please is HILARIOUS.

I have to agree, Euro Truck Simulator is an oddly soothing game.

Jack Z couldn't have come up with a better way to troll the Mariner fanbase than to sign Willie Bloomquist.

That's why I made this thread, so you being a pedo can be discussed on-topic.

Did they ever actually add any game to it? Last I looked at it it had very limited goals to work towards. Just a few things to qualify for grants that take like an hour tops.

So your point about needing to creep on younger girls because they share your interests was just so much bullshit? Who's moving the goalposts now, son?

You're absolutely right. There isn't a single adult woman that likes those things. Clearly, creeping around outside the high school is your only viable dating option, and we're a bunch of jerks for not understanding your plight.

I know you hate me, but god dammit do you make me laugh my ass off sometimes. +1 for you, sir.

I suppose hanging out with people closer to your age and trying to develop adult interests just isn't an option for you, huh?

The Canadian's word is good enough for me. They're an honest people. I highly doubt he went to your shitty site so I'm sure it was on FoH.

Note: I personally wouldn't even go down to 18. I like people that I have something in common with, and I think that should be the standard for a responsible adult man, not "how low can I go before the cops get involved?" My personal low bar is at about 25 these days. Anything below that is...

Yeah, Eomer's pointed out at least once that you've gone as young as 14. Nobody believes your "correction". Pedo.

It was mostly a joke. But sure, I'll bite. If Duppin Were King, I'd set it at 18 everywhere, and move the drinking age to the same place. It's retarded that you can make babies three years before you can drink. You're never going to make it 100% perfect, but my confidence level in the...

I already did. Gaige just lied about where his starting point is.

I'm sure you think you just "got" me, but I'm too busy laughing at you to care. Go lick the backdrops at the JC Penney photo studio.