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Heh true story, one of my buddies was getting married some 25ish years ago and another buddy and I had to get the strippers for the bachelor party. We call up a third buddy who is a deacon at his local southern baptist church but is the type of guy who always knows a guy. Yep gives us a number...

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First two questions were from me! Disappointed about the answers though.

I certainly helped with my flexability. But I still can't suck my own dick. /sigh It is good for tone and flexibility and losing some weight, but do some weightlifting too.

It ain't pretty. It ain't all that much fun. But it does have a certain something. Sadly my money cause I was a stupid fuck and tried it. What a god damn waste of cash.

Remember a woman is only a whore if she charges for it. Or if she fucks, but just doesn't choose to fuck you.

Hahahaha +1 Thanks Chaos I had a shitty day and that truly made me laugh. I decided to trim back some trees that were rubbing on the house. Got out the crummy little electric chainsaw and trimmed away. 5-6 medium sized branches, no big deal. Then my heart monitor goes off, 135bpm. Ahh fuck...

Cheating is when she goes out and mistakenly falls on top of a dick a few times. Whoops. Sorry. Really cheating is when she gets dolled up goes out find your best friend fucks him into a stupor, films it, send it to your mother while pointing out how your friend has a bigger dick and has...

Damn it has been a month. This weeks test has been canceled. Server was dying. People's computers (including mine) were running at 100% processor load. They implemented a bunch of stuff to fix stuff broke in last weeks patch which caused the test to be canceled for all the pvp servers. It...

Hey Gravy was a cool dude. Perving on his wife's tushy is like showing respect man. Good on yah!

Okay that is fucking funny.

Just heard about this. Looks fun. Shame it was in the best upcoming games from 2013. Sheesh It does look fun though

There is a reason why your girls call you daddy. They want you to be more like Noodle.

They are cult like enough to shun family during a pregnancy, and they are kinda alright? Start splashing them with holy water and see if they smoke. If not you can just play it off as trying to save them or some shit. I mean my family is a bunch of assholes, but they are my damn assholes...

You can train 3 Archtype skills at once. To get around being locked into one body. Like I am training Templar Knight and Druid. Did another weekend of playing/testing. Again great idea, shit implementation for right now. When you have to have potions as a hack to get around your skills system...

You are entitled to your opinion. I don't think he is a peice of shit. I think he is doing what he can to live and make games. Might not be games we want to play, but it is his choice and chance. All I have ever heard from you since your first post has been angry, spiteful, and extremely...

I stopped going to the doctors. Yeah I am gonna die. Might be next week might be 15 years from now, but fuck trying to meet metrics so often that my only goal is to help make doctors kids get a new car. When you are only trying to live longer to see the next doc appointment, are you really living?

After seeing how the pancakes are made, I still want fucking pancakes. I just wish it was a better experience. A shitty playtest experience with no nda is a dangerous concept to me. High risk with little reward, I would think they would want a better experience for their customers. The only...

Did another weekend of testing. Same basic build for the servers, with a few small changes to some of the things that were causing lag. The reason I said the combat feels floaty is simply because I have been playing Black Desert and Wow a lot, both of those have very good locked down combat...

Why not simply migrate to a utopia of your dreams. Shouldn't it be easy if it is such a good system there must be a few nice places to move to right?

Nothing is streamlined or westernized, you have tokens and tags and icons and thingamajics to click that do things. But the things they do are not really in line with anything that makes sense. Questing is autorun to the next npc and spam fffffspace fffffspace till you get the next autorun...

Early access started, Servers are smooth. still extremely asian.

They have a completely different system than most mmo's. You have one character per account. That character is a spirit crow. You inhabit bodies on the world to actually interact with the world. But the bodies are disposable. Hell they have necromancy build into the game as a tradeskill...

Welp I snapped. Had to get a talking to from Tyrant (Gordan - one of the head cheeses) I was bitching all over the servers about the shitty potions hack they used to get people mining and crafting. They made potions to spoof skill in crafting and gathering. 3 potions in crafting. One to help...

Gathering skills matter! I was hating on the game due to the potions use, but the potions are a hack the devs put in since noone had any gathering skills. Of course what does that tell you when they make them last 10 minutes. That they want tedium I guess. This game is going to be all about...

I know this is veering into crystals and shit, but one of those Salt Lamp thingies will do wonders for mold. Dries out the air nice and gives a warm cheesy glow.

Yall can see my buddy Pepper in the profile. Got him almost 18 months ago from a friend who fosters dogs for the animal league. He is a goofy thing, part australian shepherd, part godknowswhat. Has a goodly amount of energy and smart as a whip. Here he is rp'ing a shark for halloween. And...

You have to remember I was solo for most of it. It is meant to be a team based game and much of the issues would go away with a more full test of many more systems. Interestingly enough I got back on again last night after writing this and got together with a couple of people and had more fun...

Hmm played a bit last night with the Templar on the Scorn east Pvp server. Very alpha, I am not sure how much I like the movement after playing Wow and Black Desert so much these last few months. But it is functional. The basic gameplay for now is you show up naked and have to make gear and...

That looks like a keyboard software overlay.

Aren't most nerds white? What ever happened to white privilege? And is slain really the right word here? Doesn't that mean killed? Perhaps beaten up would be better, or mayhaps wedgie, or swirlied, or mocked, teased, smacked around? And is that really something that happens in this liberal...

Tried the new build for a bit. I have not done much of the big world testing. It was interesting but too laggy to get much done, maybe later on in the weekend I will give another try. It did have a major survival feel at the start with all the mine the trees, and get some fruit, and use the...

Got any picture frame or scrapbook friends. Make a frame for the Displate in a good solid color to fill the hole properly.

Why in the hell have they not put together some sort of raid system. God this game would be so damn great with a few tweaks here and there. Still an amazing game though I am really enjoying the return.

I have thought for a long time our biggest issue is the fact that we rarely elect a non-politician. We have a class of people now who never work in the private sector, who only know how to shmooze and fundraise, and who all owe each other countless "favors" that they trade and barter with for...

I keep up my garrison with only my priest. Tailor for the bags. I do run the missions because I wanted the heirloom rings and finally got them. While they ditched all of the cash rewards for the junk boxes and all the missions you can make some decent money using the trading house and selling...

People are civil to those they respect, or fear, this board of Jaded assholes has a few I respect and none that I fear since the internet protects me. (grins) My take on much of the hostility and rage is just simply people being able to say what they feel here. They feel safe to be really...

Black Desert is a fantastic engine. And actually pretty fun to play if you don't heavy poopsock.

a_skeleton_02 why not show us just how great you are. Lead a raid or ten for us. Teach us oh mighty one.

She actually used "Putten on" with "Ritz" in a sentence and you want to divorce her? "Putting on the ritz". That woman is a god damned genius.