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if your choice is get whizzed on or a suck a dick, pretty sure most people go the former. she really should try diversifying, it a tough economy, broadening your market share is important.

tell her

wiki - "His mother was English and his father was a Hawaiian-born American of English, Irish, Portuguese, Native Hawaiian, and Chinese descent"

also, please asparagus.

just ask her for a quote, no sex just pee, joke will be on her when shes finds out she's the pee-ee not the pee-er.

1] if a cop shows up, tell em she got stung by a jellyfish and you are saving her life. 2] do it on the shore, so story 1 holds water.

He's the white Keanu Reeves,

I know it seems like only Ameruca makes films, but leaving out some of the big international hits seems silly.

Shoulda told her he is too busy selling Rock on the DL. his phone would never stop blowing up.

less scabby would be my guess.

oh the irony of christians being afraid of proselytizing religions. I wish theravada buddhism was more militant about amassing members.

find me a chick whos the spitting image of Dagmara Dominczyk and I'll move there job or no.

yeah, I'm gonna pass on that, the few I skimmed are basically the Ex-Con version of letters to Penthouse. Stories about how awesome it was to bareback a $20 streewalker get old fast. The world needs a new version of syphilis that reaches stage three in 48 hrs.

the only signs fanaskin can see .. INB4 fana builds a bunker, shoots a busdriver and holds a neighbor kids hostage.

Nah they were paying me to consult on production of aerospace composite tooling and pattern making, not to explain how a house is built.

He puts the Uhg! in Jug.

Only solution to tame the Palestinians is invoke prima nocte, and since you can only get 'jewed' through the female side of the line, the women of Israel need to take one for the team.

I've been to 'House on the Rock' several times, it has quadrupled in size during my life time. Last time was a couple weeks before I read American Gods. It used to cost a buck to get in, now its $30. I am sure the two dudes from American Pickers want to be entombed there.

The newer Japanese shit is insanely overbuilt. (well actually not, they are very earthquake prone and most of the soil is volcanic sand, shitty geological substrate to build apon.) I watched em building a few small 5 story apartments. They run massive I-beams jacketed in cast concrete with rebar...

Yup, in critical applications. rust is bad not because the metal will dissolve over time, but because as rust expands it exerts a massive amount of force, weakening the matrix. light surface rust on rebar in a thin general purpose slab isnt going to cause a catastrophic failure. the purple epoxy...

Whats missing from those pics .... On one trip there I watched the Chinese build 3 story concrete structures that were bamboo core with concrete stucco cladding. Nothing was cast or reinforced with steel. Shit was pretty scary from an engineering POV. Then again they would run electrical...

I remember whenthisground to a halt, but I never found an explanation why.

Don't miss the train!!!

A friend owns a couple valet services in Cali. Even he says NEVER valet, park and walk a couple blocks if you have to. That shit in Ferris Bueller doesnt even come close to what those fuckheads do to a car. Might as well drill a hole in your trans, sugar your own gas tank and let stray cats use...

Keg I think it's your job to throw her a couple extra bucks and maybe a bindle or 2 to plow her in front of her BF/pimp while he holds a RR sign.

nice to see so many skeevey dudes want tohelpthis girl out. hope they are blessed with hep c as a reward for their philanthropy.

didnt the last time power went out in that stadium people starting shitting in corners and getting rapey?

9ers throwin circuit breakers? INB4 fire alarms and bomb threats.

Still hasn't found a bath soap that can stop him from smelling like a Sumo Wrestler's Taint.

Re-enacting what he had to do to get a job as an extra for The Color of Money.

is not Astr0creep.

I thought we were supposed to be defending Zion? or are we turning our backs on em since the trilogy ended up sucking?

Passable trannys probably make bank as waitresses, they have cleavage and can carry the heavy trays better than a real girl. And have little problem blowing the manager for the best shifts.

Anyone who enjoyed Exit Through The Gift Shop should watch the Orson Welles docF for Fake. http://vimeo.com/46702565

maybe JJ has cataracts, and thinks the whole world looks that way?

my accent goes reverse, I speak normal english most of every day, if I travel my 'ho bruddah' pidgin english hawai'ian gutter mouth dials up to 11, no fucking clue why. I'd be shot as spy first time I opened my mouth.

digging it, they are making last season look pale in comparison.