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  1. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Shut up Tarrant. You're not special! Seriously though, you can taste individual ingredients in baked goods? What does that mean exactly? I mean, when I eat something I can tell you what seasonings and shit are in it, but I feel like you're talking about something a little further down the...
  2. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    He's the greatest passer the game will ever see.
  3. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Ugh been slacking like crazy in the gym - new job, get up at 7, don't get out until 6 and its a 40 minute commute, plus I'm still going to school so some nights I won't get home until 9. Just so fucking tired, packing my 5 day workout into two days this weekend. Today? Chest, tris, shoulders...
  4. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Apparently their game might be canceled.
  5. Itlan

    The Beer Thread

    I personally love the Delirium Noel. Someone buy me this?
  6. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Kid confirmed dead, btw.
  7. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Troll.
  8. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Some of you are such cunts it's unbelievable. Yes, racism is funny and we're all adults, but this was an innocent 2 year old kid. Keep that shit out of this, jesus christ.
  9. Itlan

    Horrible horrible pain.

    Isn't a massive shit the most pleasurable experience for a straight man? That's what people say... something about the prostate...
  10. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Report: Petersons son severely beaten, in critical condition | ProFootballTalk What the fuck?
  11. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    REPORTS SAY OTHERWISE BRO, LIKE 3G PER DRANK. HAVE A COUPLE DRANKS DATS SOME GOOOOOD FIBER.
  12. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    If the Giants run the table and somehow end up in the playoffs I will eat my words and literally never post in this thread (and all new NFL threads) forever. But for a team to STILL have communication issues regularly, two of them leading to interceptions, is just pathetic six weeks into the...
  13. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    How is this spoken like a true fair weather fan? They are done. There's no way they win 10 games in a row and make the playoffs (maybe they only need 8 to win the NFCE, idk). They're done. This season is over for the Giants. I'm just being a realist instead of a homer, for once.
  14. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Officially done. And no, I don't own a gun.
  15. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Is week 6 a legitimate time to give up on a team?
  16. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    I hate Gaige more than Cathan. Yeah I fucking said it.
  17. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    This. And this.
  18. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Way to go, fatass.
  19. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Coffee is made of beans. Beans are fibrous as fuck. Beans make you shit, and when you're drinking CUPS of beans, you're going to have very loose stools, especially since there's nothing WITH the fiber except water and maybe some dairy product? But black coffee...
  20. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    For someone named McCheese, he delivers.
  21. Itlan

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Beats have pretty shitty quality. You're paying for Dr. Dre to fuck you in the ass. That's who makes them right?
  22. Itlan

    Buying a car?

    I'm talking a 3 to 1 ratio, probably. Audi was like 10 to 1, god those cars suck.
  23. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    This is too steep. I still want to shoot the shit with my bros, bro.
  24. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Functional strength? Idk. Some people like to contort their bodies in strange ways and shit, like hanging sideways on poles. Never understood that, but everyone has their own goals in mind I guess.
  25. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    You guys get to collectively control my avatar each week until the end of the playoffs? Unless someone comes up with something else. This is one idea. Pretty solid.
  26. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Carrie Underwood? I'd totes bang.
  27. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Fuck it. Guarantee Giants win on Thursday and spark a run. Only TWO games out, Giants still taking this division with 9-7 record, and will win the Super Bowl in THEIR stadium. Suck it faggots.
  28. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    What a shitty throw, Peyton Manning sucks.
  29. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    I was wondering why the camera was focusing on a pile of players with no ball.
  30. Itlan

    Buying a car?

    Pretty much. Part of owning a luxury vehicle. For reference, I worked at my brother in law's service center. I will say of all the European cars, Mercedes seem to have the least problems. Audi owners were in that shop every fucking day, it was ridiculous.
  31. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    He's always been incredibly mobile.
  32. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Popped a hammy. And I'm done for the season guys. I tried to keep my usual asshole SUPER BOWL BOUND personality, but this is just hopeless. I'm broken. My heart is in pieces. I'm dead. Farewell, my friends. The Itlan you knew, and loved, is dead.
  33. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    So Eli gets punched in the head and no call is made and it results in an interception. Awesome.
  34. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Definitely never heard of that shit. By that logic, any receiver dragging toes would be incomplete anytime. What the fuck is a "natural step?" And what is an unnatural step, by that same logic?
  35. Itlan

    Horrible horrible pain.

    I didn't have Meningococcal(the most common/dangerous strand that the vaccine immunizes). I have a defect in my sinuses where I have tiny holes which allows for easy passage of bacteria, and the doctor believed a mild sinus infection was able to slip through and attack my brains. My ENT has...
  36. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Any part of the foot in bounds = catch. Obviously your toes are typically in bounds before any other part of your foot, but if you're falling out of bounds on your heels or something it'll be a catch.
  37. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Keep the faith, bro. Keep the faith. These receivers are too good for this offense to suck this much.
  38. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    Well... that's a ton of bullshit. McCoy did not have control of that ball.
  39. Itlan

    2013 NFL Season

    We don't have any iggles fans right? Araybro, want to do rest of the regular season avy bet for Thursday's game?
  40. Itlan

    Horrible horrible pain.

    I had meningitis once. Junior year in college... I just laid in bed all day until my girlfriend came and took me to the hospital. Doctor said if I came any later I could've died possibly. He then proceeded to do a spinal tap and missed my spine about 5 times and said "wow you have a lot of...