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Dude, Weeden's got one of those dope alien cocoons from Cocoon. I heard he's in Wilfred Brimley's posse. The Diabeeetus Boys.

"Woodhouse: First Blood part 2" "Fist of the Shiroi Kabocha" "The Island of Dr. Krieger"

A solid BM is preferable to diarrhea.

Joe Webb must have taken a page out of the Texan's book then.

Arrested Development did a good job of making Judy Greer disgusting. Plus, her voice is grating, doubly so when not detached from her real self.

Right, but do you want Robo-Barry + Other Barry on your ass?

They're both played as shit. Cheryl, I'd be afraid she kept my semen to impregnate herself with. Lana, I'd be afraid that she'd kill me if I asked for anal. Pass.

Agreed. The .9s crowd is missing out on the world of difference in going up to .10s and .11s. Tone so fat, you could go make a ham sandwich and come back. Spinal Tap for life.

Missed the game to go gun shopping. Looks like the Mr. Hyde Texans showed up, but then again, so did the Bungles. Azeth, avatar bet for next week?

Pic is money. That, or hold a thin high up. .11s, your callouses must be intense.

If such a thing be released, and if it be worthy, my time here would be complete. I could go home.

Well shit, I totally agree. These bastard children are the ones that irk me and it's easier to go GoW than Zelda. Lowest common denominator; ask the least of devs because expecting something more isn't in the cards. Unless your're CD Projeckt Red. It's that they want to wear the most amount...

Any other Cincy fans game for an avatar bet?

Do it like Batman Gotham Knight or the Animatrix and you've got yourself a deal.

I think they shot themselves in the foot with Gannicus. He should have been cast as Spartacus as he's the only actor cast thus far that has the ability to be both believable and likable. The new dude is trying too much to be like Whitfield that it's too noticeable that he's not, and I can't get...

While the game is fun and the art design is phenomenal, the way the game handles puzzles and story advancement is pure shit. It's blatantly apparent that they ran out of steam and just stretched the gameplay by adding pointless puzzles. No spoilers, but in the 3rd act, you basically just do...

Agreed. If the "real" Houston Texans show up, it's a two touchdown W and date with the Bradychicks. If the team the last 6 games shows up, then it's a Cincy win. If Cincy scores first, then woe is Houston. Something is in their collective heads that is confounding their football acumen...

Victarion needs to be the guy who unleashes something truly awful into Westeros. His character strikes me as the kind of Pyrrhic asshole to see his end neigh, and just say fuck it, and crash his ship into the Super Star Destroyer with a big ass bloody grin on his face. I mean, does he truly hope...

I didn't know Reid was also an alchemist. An alchemist who specializes in turning a bag of shit dicks into, well, not a bag of shit dicks. Sanchez is beyond redemption. I'd take fat JaMarcus or Ryan Leaf's prison beard over Mark "Hey guys, I played at USC too" Sanchez.

Baby dick grumblethorn negged me for hating on his favorite movie. Well played sir, well played.

Because the preceding movie was so good and it's Batman. And Nolan. People saw the movie they wanted to see. What I saw was Nolan and Co. phoning it in off the coattails of The Dark Knight and Inception. Not only was it a shit movie, it jeopardized the whole narrative.

With what space medicine do you prevent ribs from being re injured WHILE still doing the same activity that broke them in the first place? I get that if you have the personnel you can prevent a lot of the injuries that would sideline us mortals, but for Romo, nolegalmedicine or training is...

The only thing you can do now is...fall on the sword.

My kingdom and a nut for a miniseries from HBO of Robert's rebellion. Or a book. Or a comic. Or a game. Anything. I want to see that fight, how it went down, more than anything up to and including the crescendo/climax/conclusion of ASoIaF. Sword of Morning is the knight who wields Dawn...

Barristan the Bold. So player. I also want to see more of Gerold and Edric Dayne. Does GRRM indicate where/who has Dawn?

Is it bad that I want the Texans to get smashed by the Bungles so that maybe, just maybe McNair will fire Kubiak? While I think Schaubface lacks the heart of a champion, if he's being fed the same unoriginal and predictable plays, it's not really his fault that the Houston offense is a stagnant...

Agreed. But more Bran, more of his abilities and aspirations, more tree surfing. And ffs, more Barristan and Belwas.

4th Quarter God Tony Romo descends on the masses. Prepare your anus Washington, he's going in dry.

By that logic, you'd advocate for pre-Wade Shaub for the FF stats and The Sanchize for the playoffs. I don't care about the former, and I would take my chances with Brees > the field for the playoffs.

As for high value/low price guitars, I can't recommend enough, Fender's Showmaster line. Korean made, neck-though, mahogany strats sound and play amazing. You get the feel of a strat with the tone of a Les Paul. They run around 4-500 new and can be had used for around 250. I played 4 different...

It's probably just me, but the Iron Islands part of ASoIaF is the weakest part of the whole thing. I just don't give a shit either way about any of the characters under the banner of the Kraken. Other than providing chaff and fodder for the protagonists, what do they provide the narrative? To...

Brees is an uncanny robot. I'd take him over anyone not named Manning or Brady.

Yeah, that was great. I would pay money to see a mockumentary about the lives of people waiting for GRRM to finish this story.

I would imagine the coroner can tell pretty easily as .223 does very different things to the human body over 9mm and .45. Plus, you know, the bullets themselves, the ones lodged inside the bodies, will confirm whether or not he used .223 on them rather than handgun cartridges. Also, seeing as...

As has been stated many times, but merits restating, trying to take the EQ/Vanilla WoW model and creating a "cash cow" is not the recipe for success. We all want a meaningful social experience, challenging content, solid game play and serviceable graphics. The first two are subjective to the...

When is she supposed to be anything but Aegon with titties? Seeing as the OG Azor Arhai didn't ride any dragons and Aegon didn't defeat the Others/etc. I think your #4 is interesting. Didn't the heart have to be from forger's true love? Could Melisandre stab herself for Jon?

Now you get to wait like the rest of us.

I'm not espousing Jim Rome as an analyst, far from it. I find his humor and the specific details he keys in on to be both funny an interesting. He sounds like a super-bro, and uses audio clips with the deft hands of Fat Homer with parkinsons. Bonus when Jay Mohr guest hosts the...

That's cool. Wasn't sure if I was vague enough. Now I know. Anyway though, it appears GRRM has set expectations for his opus rather high. With his age and writing obligations, he doesn't seem capable of finishing the series "the right way". Who knows though. He could "Dallas" the whole thing...