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  1. Srathor

    Weight Loss Thread

    I have just found it simpler to think of Brahma as two dudes. So when I hear numbers like 450 I am like good for them. Not, oh fuck he could snap people in half. Good Job on the weight loss Brahma!
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    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    I wanted to be a Dad, like my Dad was to me. Work hard, come to all the games I could, teach the lil monkies how to play ball. First real serious girlfriend broke me in half emotionally, I spent years trying to recover and went from a 21 year old with his shit together to where I am now...
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    Problem with every mmorpg

    I still want what Rift had in beta. I want it modernized and updated now, but want the overworld to be invaded. I want the competing factions changing shit. I want instanced dungeons that you can que up as a contested run, with another like powered group comes in and tries to stomp you. I want...
  4. Srathor

    Overwatch

    I just want a huttball map/mode for Overwatch. God damn that would ruin my life.
  5. Srathor

    Gender and Race Equality

    The state of race inequality is truly horrendous, I mean I should get to the finnish line just as fast as someone who runs every day. Sure I have a heart issue and diabetes and am old and fat but I deserve to win a race now and again for fairness!
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    Crowfall

    I think the monk dropped the ball where he stood. This is at least targeted somewhat. It worked in Tera pretty well. I do at least hope they are in the world as objects and can be destroyed by enemy fire/physics. Might have to long into Test once the druid gets into the alpha.
  7. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Grab my balls you idiots!
  8. Srathor

    Castle

    I prefer to think they are dead and it is heaven/delusion. 7 years my ass.
  9. Srathor

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Loved the movie, hated Stark with a passion when he just sat there as the team was in the Raft. End of the movie should have been Cap standing in front of a last cell with Stark in it and not letting his ass out. (Since you know he went off reservation and went to Siberia unauthorized and tried...
  10. Srathor

    All Female Oceans 11

    Thankfully it will be cheap to make, since they only have to pay 60% of normal.
  11. Srathor

    Health Problems

    You were impregnated by a tentacle monster?
  12. Srathor

    Castle

    I think was tired of being Castle on the Beckett! show. It would not suprise me one bit that he was tired of Stana Katic being the focus of everything. He has paid his dues, he worked his ass off to get Castle made early on and was having a blast, he said all through the first 2 years "This guy...
  13. Srathor

    Castle

    The show went majorly downhill for me all the way back when Demming showed up. They started sacrificing Castle the character to turn the show into Beckett! When it started into having the characters change for the plot is when I think it started downhill. That is also when Castle started...
  14. Srathor

    Castle

    Hopefully Fillion finds decent work soon. Alexis chick just needs to slide into porn. She can do fake twin stuff with Samantha Rone.
  15. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This season is not as good as last season. I wish the writers would hurry up and get Johnny49's dick connected back up with the speedforce.
  16. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Bisi posts like you cum John. Don't hate.
  17. Srathor

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Had my first get together with my old DnD group since my heart attacks and all we talked about were what drugs and health problems we all had and what new aches and pains we were experiencing. Then we got to reminiscing on stupid shit we did "back in the day" and it was 20 and 30 years ago...
  18. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Flex, they are working on it. Still a long way to go and it won't have the combat nor graphics of a Black Desert, but it might have pretty good castle sieges and smashface. Worth trying the alpha playing a few times for giggles if you care about game dev stuff or to see how things work, but...
  19. Srathor

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Put it on top of a black spray painted pringles can to hide the wires and make it a tower! Yeah it is pretty ugly but you can always buy another type.
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    Black Desert

    I really wish I could name my Minions. Still loving the game though.
  21. Srathor

    Keanu (2016)

    Coolio talked some major shit, and got through it like a boss, but he was dying at the end. I was laughing my ass off through much of last night watching most of those interviews. Truly a great idea and blew right through canned responses to interview questions.
  22. Srathor

    Warhammer RTS: "Battlefleet Gothic: Armada"

    I am having fun with it. Well worth the 35 bucks in my opinion but I loved Epic way back in the 80s as well.
  23. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Brahma this game is about efficient use of time more than raw difficulty, the mobs do get harder but other than summoned boss mobs you will not be challenged by singe pulls. On the flip side in most places you will never have single pulls, mobs will stream in as you fight packs, the timing of...
  24. Srathor

    Castle

    Supposedly Beckett and Lanie are gone. Fired even. Semi big stink over Fillion saying something on twitter.
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    Black Desert

    Sute tea for leveling up life skills. Milk tea for leveling up combat. And any 30 minute plus food for just autofishing or whatever. The important thing is to eat every 30 minutes on cooldown. If you want to level up cooking get the grape farm near Olivia noded that will help you get the mats...
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    Black Desert

    It kinda makes me feel like EQ did. Maybe a bit like EQ's hotter younger sister that does the freaky shit! The game it self is well crafted. There is a ton to do from start when you are completely lost to endgame when you know what you want to do but you need to get 53 things in order first...
  27. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You need to get tested after the last time you put your dick in the strange. I really want you to tell your wife you will pay her for a blowjob. See if she "bites".
  28. Srathor

    Castle

    If you watch early interviews with Fillion he would swear up and down that Castle was 99% "Him". After around season 5 I think he did an interview where he said if he could he would punch Castle in his stupid face. I used to love the show but as they went farther and farther into Beckett can...
  29. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    All you have to do Johnny is start paying your wife for mouth hugs and trashy sex. Satisfies your need for a trashy whore and gives her the romance she needs. Problem solved and a feel good hollywood ending!
  30. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Bhrama, this game is just flat out fun. It has lots to do with lots of fiddly bits and knobs to tweak to suck away time, combat is fun, visceral with lots of classes that are well put together depending on the playstyle you like. The game is amazing looking with travel and scope that is...
  31. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Valk is already out. Has been since release. They have a group heal but they are not a healer. It is a one shot thing on a cooldown. Mages have I think 2 heals. (Witch/Wizard) again nice to have but you cannot keep stupid people alive. Healing is done through individual Potion chugging. Valk...
  32. Srathor

    Virtual Reality

    Mine updated to May 18thish. I want to cancel but can't find a way to do it on the shitty ass website.
  33. Srathor

    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    You have to watch some of the really bad movies to get full enjoyment out of the great ones. Plus bad movie taste is a wonderful thing to cultivate.
  34. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    God, I hate myself a little more every time I read this thread and I find myself amused. You are a monster J49, a neat and tidy monster.
  35. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Rob the Amity game has no random in it. Make sure to read the whole screen, especially the upper right hand side with what you are supposed to be doing. Hint: It changes
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    Black Desert

    Exploration gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you energy. Energy lets you do more life skills which gives you energy and knowledge. It also opens you up to more quests that can give you contribution points and more nodes. Damn near anything you do in the game has a very small effect on you...
  37. Srathor

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hey the girls are half his age but twice the milage! I am just waiting for the obit for his newest "love", then the show on HBO.
  38. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Yep you are right. Bye! Have a nice life! Arrivederci! Tata! Game is not perfect but after you learn the hoops it wants you to jump through it is damn good. Could stuff be changed. Sure! But they got a whole lot right.
  39. Srathor

    Black Desert

    Grrr says My account Auth is invalid after a crash
  40. Srathor

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Yep because they are the same. The premise was great but they ruined it with the nerfs in the first 2 weeks. They needed to do more with it and stick to the original idea but too many pampered wow players bitched early and they caved. In doing so they were made into a wow clone that was not as...