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I'm stuck with my sorry ass Bears versus the Vikings and Houston versus Indianapolis so what happened?

Catler went all Romo...

I rather start up Milana Vayntrub...

Whoa - onside kick to start the second half - Bears ball!

Typical John Fox: three time outs and lets Minnesota run the clock, score, and then attempts to play catch-up with under 15 seconds left.

Romo taught this young one well.

Typical announcer crap about how the kicker can redeem himself blah blah blah which sets up for a miss a.k.a. Gould this past weekend.

Dallas playing so this must be the "Game of the Week"...

Winston getting pounded more than a hooker on pay day...

Chris Conte injured on a scoring play? You don't say... Watching this game is like an old Bears flashback game from not even ten years back. All these sorry ass players following a sorry ass coach to mediocrity.

Nice drive by the Rams.

Might as well paint the playing field at this point...

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Re: Bad coaches Sounds like the years Lovie Smith was here and rigidly stuck to his Tampa-2 defense. As teams were exploiting the gaps in coverage, like Pey-Pey did during their Super Bowl win, Lovie stayed tried and true and went down with that ship.

Hey - it's Sutehk's (sp?) favorite head referee running this game!

Which match up was flexed out for tonight's game?

That Hellcat commercial with the "Miami Vice" look and sound... Man I miss that show (at least the first two seasons).

He learned how to run from Pey-Pey...

So with both Philadelphia and Washington both winning, is Dallas still mathematically in the hunt for the Least?

There was a time where Gould was automatic. I remember during a winter game the winds were blowing so damn hard that Gould appeared to kick it towards the side lines and the wind blew it through the uprights. Cousins appeared to be running for his life and hoped for the best - which worked out...

Great game Merrith! I'd tag you another Tuconots but I have to spread the wealth first. First road win for you too - another Bears defense first! Time to get rid of Gould - he's gotten too cocky and now is suffering for an over inflated ego.

*grabs a pitchfork... FUCK YOU GOULD!

HOLY SHIT!

Being December in Chicago and it was in the low 60s and raining? This would have been a good game in a blizzard - which defense would have sucked less. Only the Bears allow a team to play volleyball and catch it.

Yet Cutler still went with the play. Gould must really be tarnished with the staff - while a 57 yard field goal might have been attempted in the past, now it is not even considered.

Almost as good as the time Lovie Smith used a time out to review a play, challenge the play, and lose the challenge and thus bye-bye another time out...

Matt Forte - the Michael Jordan of running backs (for the Bears)... All new game Merrith! You did call it earlier.

Cousins pulls a Cutler/Manning/Romo - umm, who is the interception king at the moment?

Damn - another first but this time against Merrith - "First touchdown scored in the third quarter by the Bears."

The announcers just mentioned a new audience so I guess you folks are it. Quick update for you new people - our defense is a bit worse than the Skins, Cousins is Hall of Fame bound but is attempting to keep pace with Cutler in the sack department at three each, and it started raining here...

Good play there Skins - call a time-out, get a delayed of game penalty, throw another touchdown... That delayed penalty confused the shit out of my defense. Hey look - another first allowed by the defense.

Six plus Bears defenders and Reed just keeps on truckin'... fucking "Monsters of the Midway" my ass. Another first down for the Skins!

There you go Merrith - tied up the sack counts!

Good old John Fox with three timeouts wait until we're in scoring range and have half a minute left before using one. Surprised Culter was not called for being over the line on that throw. Penalty on us? Oh damn - Redskins eat that one instead. Touchdown Schmucks!

If Independence Day 2 does not have the Earth burn and the aliens win... Cousins wants to make sure Cutler does not outdo him in the sack department.

*wanders over to the "Fallen Teams" bar and starts drinking, looking down at Edko lying next to a bar stool, already wasted...

Cousins backs into that sack.

Bears defense making Cousins appear Hall of Fame bound...

Definitely a shitshow on my part - my defense allowing teams to get season firsts all season. Oh yea Merrith and that other potato pud avatar who's name I forgot - fuck you (for the next three hours)!

Palmer breaks Warner's season touchdown record with number 31.