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  1. Srathor

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Palum, I would guess that the law would be woefully behind. But an airsoft gun, or bbgun would put paid pretty quick. Or string up some fishing wire near a target location. (Daughters window) You could even go the geek route and build a jammer but that might get the NSA mad at you. With...
  2. Srathor

    Bandwagon's Drones Thread

    That cheerson in expert is a damn screaming bumblebee. I tree'd my cheap hubsan, and ordered a replacement I got it from a different retailer off amazon and it is a really amazing well done Chinese knock off. It looks like a hubsan but on a hair trigger, in expert mode it gets cartwheeling...
  3. Srathor

    Health Problems

    Olebass I think it is time to buy some chrome spray. Just in case, you want to get into the gates of Valhalla!
  4. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Yeah from what they have said you are in the campaign physically till you win/lose or quit it. Quitting it loses your embargoed stuff. They also mentioned maybe having a avatar type of thing able to go back to the EK, during the campaign (Depending on rulesets I think was said, no exports to...
  5. Srathor

    Big Trouble In Little China Remake

    A remake of Blazing Saddles. The flaming sandy butthurt would be epic.
  6. Srathor

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Single best advice I ever got from my Dad, "Son, you do not have to fix most of the things women complain about, but you have to empathize." I asked him how to empathize, he told me "Fuck if I know, I just nod and fake it."
  7. Srathor

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You just need to come up with a 7 point plan on how you want to be married in another 6 months. What your 6 kids names are going to be, and if at all possible have a stuffed Persian cat named Ms. Snoockumpants. If you do not see her fleeing in terror then you should run instead. But at least...
  8. Srathor

    Agar.io

    Yeah Red Vrs Green Vrs Blue. You can't pass through or eat your teammates. It is quite a bit of fun but a lot of clueless players still.
  9. Srathor

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen remake

    I am just waiting for the Goonies, Gremlins, Rad, and Say Anything remakes now. Someone asked about why remakes are so awful. I equate it to remembering your first hot girlfriend, then learning years later that the sweaty asshole in highschool fucked her sideways while joking about you with...
  10. Srathor

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You need to tell her the other woman was a porn star and she did the dog too. Then move.
  11. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Dang 6 days and nothing to talk about. I am sad. ACE needs to get a fappening of Nataile or something.
  12. Srathor

    Home Improvement

    Just remember if someone talks to you while you are wearing the mask the only answer you need to give as to why you are wearing it. Bird Flu laced Ebola!
  13. Srathor

    Cooties

    Oh god! Brilliant!
  14. Srathor

    Agar.io

    I dunno if there is a limit to how many dots you can be broke into. I have seen really really massive players broke after hitting 2 stars and they then eat the other stars. At least I think that is what happened.
  15. Srathor

    Agar.io

    Yeah once you get over a certain point you start shedding mass pretty fast. Little dots just slow it down. Use W and make some green stars spread and break up guys bigger than you to get extra mass. Once you hit the really massive numbers like 6K plus it is more of a sumo fight and using green...
  16. Srathor

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Be prepared to be arrested for rape. And or beating her. And it is over, being "nice" just lets her get her hits in and or make a plan to seriously fuck you over. She is no longer your responsibility.
  17. Srathor

    Agar.io

    I got my 74 year old mother playing. She just called me and bitched me out. This game is glorious.
  18. Srathor

    Crowfall

    They have mentioned the bloodstone points system, and world destruction advancing if 5 major points are controlled by one "Side". My guess is they will have points of interest generating score. Hopefully a few score points on conquest, and ramping up score points value on length of ownership...
  19. Srathor

    My new Dating Pool

    From all the screaming they do riding the cock.
  20. Srathor

    Another Perspective on Group PVE Gameplay

    It all depends how much realism you want to get into. And how well you want to handle suspension of disbelief. If you look at the Black Rock Depths from WoW. That was a city but it was very cluttered with mobs standing around. You had some patrols but not that many that went to different...
  21. Srathor

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Black Panther might be Marvels Batman, but in this case... "He was NOT Prepared!" <Ducks and runs>
  22. Srathor

    Crowfall

    I would love a system where you lose some gear. Full loot would be annoying, but 50% of your inventory and a random piece of equipped gear could be interesting. People who die/graveyard rush would go broke quickly. Also remember they are talking about gear losing durability and repairs costing...
  23. Srathor

    Witcher 3

    Decent game so far, very talky. Took on a pack of wolves and a pack of ghouls, also got in a fistfight with a few mooks. Combat seems okay but it is a lot of whack whack whack dodge. Oh also cleared out that place of power Wraith that some you tube dude showed. That fight was a joke. Very solo...
  24. Srathor

    Crowfall

    DCUO + Tera supposedly. A lot is up in the air. But if you have the cash and want something pvpish toss them a few bills. They have been open and friendly and pat you on the ass afterwards when you give them money.
  25. Srathor

    Crowfall

    I know a lot is in flux with the crafting, but one of the things they are doing is having generic items that are variable depending on the mats used. Like you have 1 pattern for Plate helm, but with the different metals and alloys it gets different stats. The other thing mentioned is having...
  26. Srathor

    Desktop Computers

    Get the 970 now! You might get hit by a bus next week. Better to have gamed with better graphics now.
  27. Srathor

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    But but but Marriage is institutionalized rape! And gay marriage is going to be the same way! You got dudes raping dudes and women and goats and giant dwarven cocks! And some dude with a little dick so small they call him littlefinger who is as bad of a whoremonger as J49. Damn this show is great!
  28. Srathor

    Being an adult sucks

    There are life altering events. Yeah some folks won't be impacted as much as others, but when certain things happen life fucking changes. Just a few I can think of. First kiss. First blowjob First fuck Graduation First time you truly realize you are gonna die someday. Having someone you...
  29. Srathor

    Crowfall

    I can't wait for alpha 2 so my hopes and dreams will be crushed.
  30. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Thats what the alt account is for! And the bots, you can't forget the bots.
  31. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Just the fact that while in the Dregs you only import your character. But that character has skills. And You have knowledge about build orders, proper placement, and have skilled up to the point that you don't fail at making any of the first 5 tiers of gear. Some skills will come from just...
  32. Srathor

    Crowfall

    1. You appear in the world, nekkid and alone, ahh the life of the dregs! 2. You grab a tree branch, a Club! A grand start to the day. Some nekkid and alone guy appears near you, you can't let him get a club, so you beat him to death. 3. You find out on vent where some guildies are, it seems...
  33. Srathor

    Crowfall

    If they sit there yes. But if they take the remains of the last campaign and craft up their skills, then come into the campaign behind the vanguard, they will be using the resources gathered by the last dregs to advance the next campaign. (Getting their skills up is useful, especially when at...
  34. Srathor

    Crowfall

    The EK is not just fluff. It is a testing ground, a training ground, and a bragging ground. Not to mention the endcap result of the tools that are used to build the worlds. Voxelspace is great at making terrain but it is just that rolling hills and vistas, random tree clumps can be thrown in as...
  35. Srathor

    Bandwagon's Drones Thread

    I would want to see you tearing around the racetrack trying to keep up with the drivers. Or better yet racing quads like the newly released Vortex just screaming around that track.
  36. Srathor

    BOSTON marathon bombing verdict

    Put him in a room with a pressurecooker bomb, have it count down and "Go Off" several times. Then have it go off for real. Post the fake ones on youtube.
  37. Srathor

    Crowfall

    Guys the EK will be useful for the campaigns. Maybe not for importing into the dregs but practice for building your defenses and support buildings in the campaign worlds. After a long campaign you can go over how stuff can be built better in the guilds chosen EK. More firing lanes, more ambush...
  38. Srathor

    Crowfall

    I went through the faq and it sounds like it was kinda like the way I thought. The tools for the EK are going to be used in the campaign worlds. Probably restricted to the flavor of the world itself and to the available plots you have controlled. It makes sense to me that they are going to use...
  39. Srathor

    Crowfall

    If we can get some info about the campaign world keeps it would help. I have the idea that you take a keep area in the dregs and then the EK building system goes into effect. The keep pattern itself is probably fixed in place and unchangeable, but all the side buildings (Forges, workshops...
  40. Srathor

    Crowfall

    I think the patterns and plans for building and keeps can drop in campaigns, but you have basic ones sold in the EK. The campaigns will need to have towns and keeps built/repaired so having viable plans will help a lot. The engineer or cartographer might be useful if they have that type of thing.