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This is why you're a diabetic... you took it too far man.

Nice grass. WISCONSIN?!

I've had 9,000 calorie days. Pretty easily, especially if you're drinking. I've definitely had dishes well over 3,000 calories. Hell, outback cheese fries are about that, and that's an appetizer I used to eat to myself, nevermind the fucking portherhouse.

The Barilla whole grain thin spaghetti is rather good imo, but I was also exposed to whole wheat products at a very young age. My dad is the same way, refuses to eat anything whole wheat. He'd rather die than sacrifice taste. This is also the man who taught me the only way to eat a steak is...

Fat people are a race now? Jesus christ.

Guys... guys... I'm in love with "Never Say Die!" Am I becoming gay?

Are you doing it on your phone Elurin? Cause my friend was getting the same error, but doing it from the desktop I got it easily. If you want to post your stats and shit I'll do it for you. I personally did "typical bodybuilder," which is a 40/40/20 split, iirc. Has me eating around 3300 for...

http://iifym.com/iifym-calculator/ Good calculator for getting macros. Can be tweaked however you want it.

Oh today in the gym these two meatheads jumped in on some cables with me and I heard them talking to each other and the convo went something along the lines of "Wakandan I told you, take time off, you need to fucking rest." "Nah man there's only 7 days in a week, I can't." #nodaysoff? He has to...

Carbs are good bro.

This guy is doing 5x5 for compounds, 60 rep sets for iso, and 40 mile runs. Kuriin, you're going to drop dead tomorrow.

Pasta isn't bad for you. Ugh, blanket statements like that are just so fucking dumb.

What happened with Collinsworth? I didn't bother watching this bullshit.

Lmao, 15% is pretty low for the average American, surely even you can admit that. I don't think I'm even 15% to be honest, but I spent a large portion of college dirty bulking. I put on about 40 pounds, literally ate anything and everything in sight. Worst thing I ever did, besides go to college.

Was the first time I had ever done that many reps. I only had on two plates on each side lol, I generally do 8-12 reps with 7, 8, 9 plates. My legs were on fucking fire after the 50 reps.

Wtf is this diet?

Tempest is a Protoss siege unit. It comes from a Stargate, and is available once the Fleet Beacon has been placed down. Unit is a slow moving capital ship with very powerful siege weapons and incredible range, but is very slow and can be countered by low hp high dps units, such as the marine and...

Dude, I gained 7 pounds today pre-dinner and post-dinner. Tell your girlfriend that. And when I got home, I shit out like 4 logs. I'm probably lighter than pre-dinner! FUCK THE SCALE!

Effects and destruction are too much. Tone that shit back a bit and it'd be fine. It'd be great if the graphics were a little less toony, too.

Where's Brad?!

... did you not play EverQuest... ?

The models are a lot more cartoony than expected, Mr. Dick. I think that's the problem. This shit looks too good to be true. The world is going to be destroyed in 10 minutes. ENJOY THE PLAINS, FAGGOTS!

Compared to the dudes I gym with? Yeah, pretty much man. They're all on roids, though. And they're all fucking psychos. It's really a scary place... I don't know why I still go...

2000.

I just want to thank all of you for making this thread comedy fucking gold right now.

What the fuck is that The Situation?! HE WORKS FOR TWITCH?!

Sounds like a drinking game. I'm in!

+1 for Winger!

Holy. Fuck. #supermetal

"I fucked that up didn't I?"

Smed got fat. Jesus christ.

EXACTLY?! You're a sick fuck.

FUCKING WIN. THANK YOU!

That's a lot of pooping.

Oh jesus christ, the AIDS is infecting me!

The Rock does 3x50 leg press. I did 1x50 today and wanted to burn the fucking gym down.

When I read that, I thought this was going to end with "they took my money, my car, my wife, and my kids. What do I do?"

Yep, you're a fucking idiot. Also, what dealership are you going to where you can't get a car with 60k miles for less than 10,000? Are you kidding me? You should've just financed a fucking civic or any bullshit sedan and paid the $100 a month or whatever retardedly low price it is.

No way that little Wakandan in the last picture, or the even littler Wakandan in the second pic, is putting up 345. NO FUCKING WAY. There's people in my gym that would eat you for breakfast that struggle with 315.

Bananas are too fucking sweet when at peak ripeness. Jesus christ.