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Do you live somewhere where natural disasters are common? And who fuck pays $150 a month for a Porsche?!

Remember all you fat fucks talking about the different ways you ate pizza rolls? Try this...

So Deathwing, do you even track shit like salad? I have a salad every night, and when I'm just thinking about numbers I really only care about the avocado and the oil... those are the only two things with substantial calories. Tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, and peppers are the other ingredients...

Lmfao I just caught that. It's been a long day, shutup.

Just drive uninsured, like most fucking assholes on the road today.

I have triple AAA. Basic coverage only covers first 3 miles, after that point you pay on a per mile basis. I also had the car towed to a specific mechanic. Basically is going to work on the ignition, fuel pump, and whatever other labor is needed for $50. The shop was more than 15 miles away...

Yeah, some people aren't motivated to do things on their own. Becoming part of a community like CrossFit definitely helps a lot people, from what I can tell anyway. Any meathead who wants to do CrossFit just looks the shit up online and has everyone at the gym staring at them like "wtf are...

You know what I hate? When they have a prime rib and it's already cooked past fucking black and blue. Go fuck yourselves, shitty meat eaters. ENJOY YOUR SHOELEATHER!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT THE FUCK. Sometimes I really hate living in Jersey. I pay out the ass for shit coverage.

Fuck you.

This thread got interesting again...

Oh baby.

Yes! Awesome movie. Matty boy has really shined lately.

No, I think the fuel pump on my LX went. Was at my sisters the RPMs just flatlined after I started up the car, and now it doesn't kick obviously. Mechanic looking at it now, might have it running by tonight, maybe tomorrow.

Why not just suck his dick? Like... that's what I thought of immediately. Dumbasses.

Romo is a pretty good QB. I'll be glad when he retires, and I think Dallas fans will appreciate him once he's gone. That said, FUCK THE COWBOYS ROMO SUCKS DICK FAT FAGGOT.

When I added a second car on my insurance, it went up by something like 60%... and it's the exact same make, model and year on the two cars, so... Then again, insurance in Jersey is basically just getting ear fucked every month or whatever. Premiums here are just retarded.

I got raped today paying for a god damn tow truck.

If by "derping" you mean filthy, disgusting, all-world QB play... then I agree man!

Is that not how you use a condom... ?

Yes, we give our faggots the same rights as everyone else, not that weird closet homosexuality masked by religion and macho-culture you faggots have.

You Texans sure are faggots, huh?

This thread has gotten completely off-topic. Come on guys.

Well for instance, I just ate some sushi. I have no fucking idea what the calorie, protein, carb, or fat content in any of it is, especially when you get into specialty rolls with a ton of shit in them. And do you weight your shit at home? Or do you just look at a sweet potato and somehow...

<3 I watch Duck Dynasty BITCH.

It's not about having a big dick with magnums, it's just a more comfortable condom... and if you HAVE to use one of these fuckers you might as well be comfortable. Raw dog still > all. Just feed her Plan B with her eggs in the morning.

Only an 87 from the bros? Come on man! I'll definitely check it out. God destroyed last night off some Chimay Blue, Duvel, and Maudite. Ugh.

THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT GOOD QUARTERBACK PLAY?!

Having a balanced diet is more difficult than entering arbitrary numbers into an app to hit your macros? The fuck...

If you had said Packers fan, you might've had a point!

Don't be salty I got the best QB in the league, bruh. 3 in 7 baby, here we come! DYNASTY.

You guys buy into this counting macros shit? I do think it's important to get enough protein and shit, but if you just fucking eat enough balanced food throughout the day you should hit everything fairly easily, no? Seeing all these fucking pictures and it has to be a bullshit fad happening...

Do you do them in that order? Never been a fan of full body workouts, but it seems solid, especially if you're doing the compound movements first. Squat straight into deadlift sounds like death, though.

I'm only awful when it comes to the Giants, CAUSE THEY'RE THE BEST TEAM EVER MADE IN HISTORY OF MAKING TEAMS BRO. Cathan was just a complete fucking idiot when it came to football... and breathing... How you guys still fall for this shtick I'll never know. But seriously, Eli is going to rape the...

Who's ready to see the league MVP take the field tonight? Eli going to TEAR THAT ASS UP. Reuben Randle gon' shit on y'all Wakandans. Going to be a great year for the Giants. 3 in 7 years, I can't wait!

I bought two Honda Civics off Craigslist. Both 99, an EX and an LX. The EX even came with a riceburner aftermarket exhaust and a fully loaded blown out subwoofer that could wake up an entire block! Only $2500! Both transactions went like this: inspect the car, noticed anything wrong (cat on...

Fuck is a WOD? And opiate you could do that at a regular gym for $20 instead of Crossfit for $1,205 per session.

40/40/20 macro split for me. or at least, I try. Counting macros is too fucking difficult.

Crossfit definitely works. It's completely overpriced imo, and has a lot of stupid shit (kipping pull-ups) but for the most part it's pretty good.

God I eat like shit. It's okay though, I'm still sexy as fuck. I'd be sexier if I ate like a normal being, though.