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  1. Jait

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    Charts are great for arguments. Stats too. I love when Atlanta Braves fans tell you the Braves won over 1000 games in 10 years. That's a truly extraordinary stat. But no one outside of Braves fans give a shit, the rest of us remember they only won 1 damn title in all that time.
  2. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Why don't we ever see skinny girls destroying scales? And on the subject of fat attention-whores who have serious mental problems. Curt Schilling compares Muslims to Nazis in baffling deleted tweet
  3. Jait

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    FFX is faceroll easy. Dark Aeons and the Monster Arena were the only difficult fights.
  4. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Challenge accepted. Leia is cloned three times. Two have sex with each other while the third snorts coke and shits on the floor. Oh and they're all using the Force.
  5. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    See and here I thought it was his bracers and boots (iron) he used. Always wondered why he never quartered himself.
  6. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I've never understood the confusion at all. They're two entirely different series. I don't see anyone asking why FOX and Disney aren't doing any Marvel crossovers any time soon. Why would you think Disney would want to share a penny with Bioware or pimp their products? We're all geeks...
  7. Jait

    Everquest II

    Who were you on Venekor?
  8. Jait

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    One of the unexpected consequences of our Justice system is that in our prisons the inmates give very very special treatment to pedophiles. Have fun Jared!
  9. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    As Vader falls, Luke follows up by slamming the lightsaber down on Vader's, tattooing away before finally cutting away his hand... that moment might just be the single most epic moment in any swordfight ever. You do NOT need anything other than good drama. Fight dancing or choreography, it's...
  10. Jait

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    Had this on DVR had to avoid the thread. What a great end to the weekend.
  11. Jait

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    God damn it Disney we get it. Why have Princesses that only girls buy and superheroes only boys buy. Let's fuckin combine the two with our new Star Wars IP. All hail Princess Adama.
  12. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I was thinking before the girl is Luke's kid, and she would be the one torn between light and dark, but damn that poster really seals it. Also think Adam Driver is her twin brother.
  13. Jait

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    I like them too and some are clearly just showcases for smaller acts, with little magic involved. The French kid in one of the first couple episodes didn't even have any real deception to his pre-recorded Mirror act. It was just a good act with a lot of careful practice and timing. Camera...
  14. Jait

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    James Franco's little brother, the guy from 21 Jump Street would work.
  15. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    They do things the "Disney" way now, which is to take shit off the market too. My son likes to beat the fuck out of me with his Darth Vader Ultimate FX lightsaber, he makes me use Obi-Wan's. These things are durable as hell, but it finally really needed to be replaced. The Obi-Wan one goes...
  16. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, that had the same problem as the Obi vs Vader fight. After Maul and Obi-wan exchange like 60 quick hits they both back off and pose like they're waiting for applause from Syrio.
  17. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    I'll give you this, the background visuals were awesome. But c'mon. C+? His beard came unglued a few times... Those old Sinbad movies with the skeletons had better CGI. And the story is an old one, it's not original.
  18. Jait

    So Los Angeles sucks

    I'm gonna assume you were near Pershing Square or near "downtown" where no one lives at all except the homeless.
  19. Jait

    Everquest II

    They know what they're doing. I'll be buying this as soon as my kids allow me the time to play again. There's probably a few thousand players in exactly the same position. Cha-Ching.
  20. Jait

    Fallout 4

    The bar is not that fucking high. The 100/100 review 90 points: Ron Pearlman gonna say War Never Changes? Is it a post-apocalyptic game with a Vault? 10pts: Gameplay Any big title nowadays it's the same. 95+ means it's a worthy addition and 91-94 depends how much advertising you...
  21. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Episode 7 should begin with the Sith torturing the shit out of Jar Jar as it turns out he is the source of the story of ep 1-3. Then as he gurgles some death rattle bullshit like Meesa told you the whole truth they cut over to threepio who sold him out who says oh thank goodness he told them...
  22. Jait

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    No it was very French. Teller was in a wife beater painting with what looked like blood. I suspect the painting was supposed to complete itself. Instead it was just that depressing French music and him dancing and splattering red substance on a canvas. A couple of excruciating minutes into the...
  23. Jait

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    When I saw them in Rio they did two new bits and one did not work so halfway through they gave up. It was kind of weird. Teller also did some artsy bit I hadn't seen before. But the best was.... And yes they exited the show by waiting in the lobby to shake every guests hand and pose for...
  24. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Liet serves two masters.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    My guess is Marwyn. It's too on the nose. He's the perfect x-rated Maester.
  26. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It's obvious who he is playing. And he will actually get to say cocksucker...after a fashion. The nature of prophecy and all that.
  27. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    If this movie is a C-, the Scorpion King swept the Oscars and the Rock is the greatest actor in the history of the world. If you're unfamiliar with the story, there's a good twist in the middle. Otherwise no. It's totally watchable if you're drinking or smoking. Bring friends.
  28. Jait

    Roddy Piper dead at 61

    No ones judging here. When Curt Henning died the stuff Larry said was mind blowingly blunt. We expect these guys to do these high octane performances but not suffer the consequences or need the relief from all the physical abuse. Weight lifting, steroids, beating the shit out of each other...
  29. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    Someone other than me please watch this. That trailer deserves awards with how carefully it's edited.
  30. Jait

    Roddy Piper dead at 61

    Cocaine is a helluva drug. Loved this guy.
  31. Jait

    Everquest II

    Pvp xp is the way to go.
  32. Jait

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    So basically the last two pages can be summed up with Hipster Faggots. Give me this game already.
  33. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    Dude. This movie is so fucking awful. And I never say dude. I could have rewatched Once Upon a Time in China if I wanted decent HK cinema
  34. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    Watched this tonight. CGI scenes are so fucking awful. I mean Scorpion King with the Rock awful.
  35. Jait

    Snow Girl and The Dark Crystal

    Orly?
  36. Jait

    John Wick (2014)

    Just saw this the other night. Worth a bump for the three people who haven't seen it. Video game generation movie done right. Probably one of the best movies I saw this year.
  37. Jait

    BattleBots

    That's actually what I meant to imply. These guys need pros on each team. Didn't wolverine do some movie about being a pro battlebot trainer? And all that said. The champion won with driving skills.
  38. Jait

    BattleBots

    For all their brilliant building abilities and intelligence there are some dumb as fuck drivers.
  39. Jait

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Aaaand Bingo. The worst I ever saw was JMS after Richard Biggs died from a massive brain aneurism. JMS posted a few hours later "The role of Stephen Franklin will not be recast." And this was like 5 years after the show was off the fucking air... He would make more as a consultant at...
  40. Jait

    Xena: Warrior Princess reboot

    I was okay with this thread until your video reminded me Ares is dead