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  1. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    He is ready for any chaos soup list you throw at him
  2. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    But economists will have to consider the possibility of future Clown Stabbings when working on their models afterward.
  3. Kuro

    Cheated out of my youth

    Fucking Brianna Peppers over here.
  4. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    This is trying to trick me into dollar cost averaging instead of just capping out my retirement accounts at the start of the year.
  5. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    Obviously we need to get another pandemic lockdown to fix these numbers
  6. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Just reprint force of negation in standard, ezpz (joking, half the combos are creature based because it is The Current Year)
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Obviously the correct whale move is to have a blinged out 40k commander deck and then also make a full 40k army for that faction. You can even commission a fellow FoHer to paint it ;)
  8. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Somehow $112.50 a deck isn't as high as I expected for the collector edition
  9. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If the whole deck is foil it will all Pringle the same way and thus remain playable, pretty big brain
  10. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    I wonder if Warhammer commission artists will start doing Warhammer alters for Magic cards. Gotta keep them decks visually consistent when you upgrade em
  11. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    Now add back in buddies and Darkmoon fair tickets for clownshow
  12. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So we've got ultramarine art and abaddon art, that's two out of four decks down. Guess it comes down to whether they think they can make more money pandering to long-standing factions with the last two slots with something like Eldar/Orks, or piling on the current sisters/necrons marketing...
  13. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    If it brightens your day, just think of all the idiots who put their student loan payments into the market for "making some money during the freeze" who thought they'd pop it out +15%
  14. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So will I still be able to call folks huntards?
  15. Kuro

    Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate

    Why would they need denuvo? The Emperor Protects.
  16. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I'm actually less interested in collecting due to that. Bling is kind of pointless when it's raining from the heavens and nobody has any idea what version came from where. It's like mount recolors in WoW.
  17. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Because it's our easiest class marker. If you're poor, or were raised poor, you probably have shit teeth because you couldn't afford dental care and were eating poor people food, which is cheap, soft, and packed with sugar. Or you're a Meth-head.
  18. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    "Was Shadowlands driving away all the substantive WoW youtubers part of the Jailer's plan for me to get this interview?!"
  19. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Asmongold is the totem spirit of the kind of gamer devs are desperate to erase from the memory of the genre. His braying laugh is the toll of doom for their dreams of video games being played on rooftops with trendy 20-somethings.
  20. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Sleeve your deck in alternating blue pink and grey sleeves and if anyone shuffles your deck on presentation call the judge for transphobia
  21. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Scrub for new default pronoun. It's gender neutral!
  22. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    Baller
  23. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    How to not inspire faith in your company: Get on stage and talk about how developing big games is hard and you're all burned out and want to work on low effort trash and are thus pivoting to mobile games.
  24. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They should add a pause button to mythic+ so that I can hold people hostage
  25. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    They're trying really hard to make me play nullrune in cc. I refuse. 1000% Disrespect
  26. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Only so many ways to dangle shit off a hat
  27. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The only acceptable furry is Skaven, because they are the opposite of everything furries imagine themselves to be
  28. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Which is weird with half the new hires having gone out of their way to get boobs
  29. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Original Iksar look better. You had 22 years.
  30. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The main thing I remember from first patch wrath was people not being willing to take tanks below a certain defense threshold for dungeons, but that threshold required having dungeon tank gear
  31. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This is the year of our lord two thousand twenty two sir, chokers are used for hiding Adams apples now
  32. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I'd play MoP again. MoP Monk was one of the most hilariously fun clusterfucks.
  33. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Stonebro seems like a solid dude
  34. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Surely dragon riding dailies will be as fondly remembered as WotLKs vehicle dailies
  35. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Probably the Tortollans, we did give them a bunch of ancient artifacts. They're finally going to make the world safe for all the little turtles.
  36. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That's because you're supposed to play wotlk classic for the next thirteen months
  37. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Will they make undocumented adjustments to evoker's deep breaths every patch?
  38. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They will have seen how much people like FF14 and decide to steal the most innovative feature, banning you for using DPS meters
  39. Kuro

    Flesh and Blood

    I think the old system wasn't working for either group, collectors or players. The new set up should make the bling the hard thing to chase, not the actual product, which is better for card collectors, worse for sealed product collectors. The Chronicles set is suitably hideous, so there should...
  40. Kuro

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Will I be able to get this one for free by playing wotlk classic for a year?