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I'm proud of us. Within like 2 posts of dicks being mentioned someone managed to casually slip in the tangent "oh I have a big dick, but to appear like I'm not bragging, it's not big in the way we usually think big, its only big width-wise, which just happens to be the aspect of size that is...

If you're interested, there are sex therapies that are 95+% effective at getting women to orgasm (if she can't at all, even manually, that is). It begins with teaching them how to masturbate and is designed for women who are uncomfortable with it. I don't know specifics but I'll look it up if...

Tanoomba: everyone hates you. Everyone. And it's not because you are a sophisticated male and rerolled bros are a bunch of child misogynists (though the latter is true). Even assholes and losers like guys who are decent, even if they're different from them. Everyone hates you because you think...

Silence, American Inventor

I didn't go to the gym today like I should have. Fortunately that doesn't prevent me from going tomorrow.

Good for you. I'm actually planning to see one myself during the summer. I like my life and am doing well, but pressures of grad school creep up over time and caused some difficulties recently. I'm taking it as a catalyst to work on a few longstanding things I haven't been able to work out on...

The end of this semester is raping me as I type this. Does that count? PS I fully support male rape becoming a big problem if it means I can tell rape jokes without being labeled the insensitive white privileged male

"EDM" fags hit a play button. Real DJs mix on the fly. Sasha is a god. He's your fantasy, he's your fantasy, he's your fantasy

Don agreeing to SC&P's stipulations was personal growth, not some scheme. He learned something about honesty with his daughter and then with Megan. He's putting his ego aside to become better. He may know that eventually Lou will be gone and he'll be back in charge, but he's accepting the hole...

God dammit, WTB back the collective dignity of this thread. Jesus christ

The KB/m complaints are so tired. Yea, it's dumb, but why the fuck don't you have a gamepad from DS1. Just get over it. Christ I'm not sure what happened on the cleric I started, but I rolled a sorc to try out a hex build and I died more in the first 3 hours than I did in 12 on my FIRST...

That's a lot of pretty extreme and unbacked statements you have there. No wonder you oppose my rule of thumb. You also change my wording to talk about inventions, which is a pretty broad topic and I feel like you're appealing to Bill Gates or something there. I'm talking about scientific...

To add to that, NDT was talking once about how there's basically no room for philosophers of physics anymore because the things that remain to be discovered are so unintuitive that they cannot possibly be reasoned about like things could in the past.

I had the bell tower ring on, and when I decided to stop invading and move on, it took me 4 tries to actually get the ring off. I'd return to the area and immediately begin invading again. Half the time it's 2 invaders vs host. So lol worthy

I really liked Freakanomics. Then 6 months later I realized basically everything I read in it is probably made up Everything I read everywhere now I think is just made up unless it's in a peer reviewed journal. There are just too many good reasons to overstate everything and pitch ideas that...

Here's a rule of thumb that is basically never wrong: if someone doesn't regularly publish in high tier peer reviewed journals in their field, any "revolutionary" idea they have is horseshit. Lots of people want an idea that makes big waves. Very very few are smart enough to actually do it. If...

I binged hard after picking this game up yesterday and I'm loving it. The controls felt clunky at first even with a 360 controller (PC), but I've gotten used to them. Just finished the rat boss and holy titties that was hard, but also one of the most fun boss fights of any game I've ever...

That chick added me on Facebook recently. I don't know how she found me because my full name isn't real. Anyway, I saw her pic and it brought back fond memories and made me crave some Fancy Feast

I went to tiger kingdom also. Really cool experience. But those tigers are prepubescent, even the biggest ones. Once they hit puberty, they don't let people in the cage with them. I stood 1 foot away from one that was in a cage while it was fed a half chicken. The sounds it made as it ate...it...

One time I slept with a girl so fat and gross that I felt like I raped myself with her body. Does that count?

So...this may be news to some apparently, but people don't like when you make completely unoriginal jokes about a serious and chronic illness that causes severe distress and will for life, that others unfairly and severely stigmatize them for having. The more you know

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This episode was about 3% content, 97% made up historical conversations

Is there compelling evidence that EQ was a result of Brad really having some vision? Or is it more like lots of people were involved and smart+lucky decisions got made by all and the stars aligned for a great game, then Brad managed to take credit for it single handedly. Then, he used his...

I always liked trollface. Free hat

No one is saying that. They're saying that even though Newton was brilliant, religion held him back. He could have done even more. Religion is the reason that some things he thought of didn't become pursuits because he thought "yea it's god. Problem solved." Religion necessarily handicaps a...

Lendarios has gone full retard

Brad is in the wrong industry. "Leaders" who can sell their vision and ideas and never lose confidence regardless of outcome are very successful swindling way more money from people in finance and real estate. My brother worked for a guy in the mortgage industry who was a complete piece of shit...

Surely everyone can sympathize, but you're being dumb. MAYBE if you were a super cautious and smart guy, you could handle this well enough to have fun and not have something bad happen. But you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. You should be more aware of the dumb shit you have gotten...

So kudos...your advice is "be insanely good looking [with ripped shirtless body shots]," correct? Everyone, the secret to online dating is out. In other news, poverty can be cured by being rich. Spread the word

For stats, choose whether you want to use Dex weapons, str weapons, pyro, or sorcery. Choose and stick to it before you put any (more) points in a stat. You can Google "best [dex] weapon" or whatever for help with what weapon to use. Its not all that intuitive and your upgrade mats aren't...

I had my mind blown at least 4 times watching this week's episode. Not some buzzfeed "this will BLOW YOUR MIND" hyperbolic shit; I'm talking legit mind blown Of course I was also high as fuck, so that may be the reason

I choose to believe that johnny is the prostitute whisperer and his penis has the power to cure damaged girls of their addiction.

Shit's plummeting. Under $400

Haha somehow brad crept through my mind as I was typing. Should be fixed

Well, johnny clearly does this for more than just sexual gratification. You can tell by the way he talks about them. That new, young face looking at him like that. It certainly fills some emotional need of being wanted or needed that he's not getting elsewhere. Which means the girls he seeks...

Also, for anyone having trouble with some bosses, the first alternative you should try is to put on Havel's or stone set and face tanking the boss. regardless of build. So many fights that were really hard became ttrivial with face tanking. Oh, and figure out how to run past trash. The run...

I have always wondered how they can know what other stars/planets are made of. The color spectrum thing was really cool

I've done a couple "speed runs" lately. I use quotes because I suck too much for a real one. My first character that beat the game had 25 hours played. My first attempted speed run using pyro was 5.5 hours. I still die on some bosses a lot, too much for a real speed run. I did another run...