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Would you walk up to an usher and tell them you are planning on "walking over to the other movies" once your movie is done? I doubt it. That is the literal definition of sneaking you fucking retard. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to watch WWE Main Event on the WWE Network which, by the...

I feel bad for all you who refuse to watch wrestling with an open mind. When wrestling is good, it is fucking awesome. When the Undertaker lost, I felt like someone punched me in the stomach. No movie, no television show, not even my beloved Chiefs blowing a huge lead in the playoffs has ever...

I was a huge wrestling fan as a child but I only recently began watching again (in my 30's). I don't think its any worse than being interested in comic books, anime, table-top gaming, M:tG or anything else my fellow nerds enjoy.

I was only half-way paying attention to the match because I thought I knew what would happen. Really killed the heat for the main event.

I have some difficulty with evaluating gear. As I understand it, I should be look for EHP stats on chest, boot, belt and legs and DPS stats on gloves, rings amulet and weapons (and a mix of both on helm and bracer); is this correct? Everyone says +elemental damage is important but which DPs...

I want to hear more about Brad's boyfriend.

I work as a nurse practitioner at a community mental health center. I see some of the laziest assholes imaginable who want me to sign off on their disability paperwork.

Most people that are taking Vicodin through the day aren't working.

In psychiatry, we currently use the biopsychosocial model to understand mental illness.

Its eyes and mouth are wide open and he is mottled red and blue.

Around here it will be a lot of explaining how the miracle of baby Jesus is mysterious in regards to dead babies.

I have no idea. They are mostly pictures of her holding him. They are horrifying. I would share if there were not such strict rules explicitly banning dead baby pictures.

A girl I worked with in the past carried a baby almost to term and miscarried yesterday. This morning, she posted at least a dozen photos of her dead baby on Facebook. I find this to be in the worst taste and absolutey disgusting. Now she is asking for financial help with a funeral. How the fuck...

Fuck the Broncos. Looking forward to a 7-9 Chiefs season in 2014.

You probably ought to see your physician to rule out any medical causes and/or get started on some medicine. I'd throw the kitchen sink at you if you came into my office.

This is worse than the loss to the Colts in 1996.

It ends with Smaug flying towards Laketown.

Tell her that a $4 prescription could totally change her life (if she really has hypothyroidism).

They make a carrot cake concrete at Andy's that is fucking incredible.

Haha, I've lived in Springfield for 25 years. Joplin sucks but it is nothing compared to my ancestral homeland of Exeter, MO (the shittiest town I have ever seen).

I start my first nurse practitioner job Monday. It's at a local community mental health clinic (I specialize in psychiatry); all my experience is on inpatient units. I am both nervous and excited. I am making 115k/year, which is pretty much Oprah-rich in SW Missouri. Considering it took me 7...

I'm +1'ing everyone now.

Fat bitches be hypothyroiding all the time. She needs to got a doctor.

There is no way, without examining him, for you to know exactly what is going on with his teeth.

I took care of a guy who severely cut his own throat and slashed his wrists, almost killing himself in the process. He says he had been hearing voices to kill himself for days. His WBC count was off the chart because his teeth were about to rot out his head. Evidently, markedly elevated WBC...

When I was in nursing school, most of my classmates hated the psychiatric rotation. In my professional career, most of the non-psych nurses have trouble with the communication aspect of psych nursing. Granted, a lot of my coworkers are crazy, but I imagine a lot of nurses in all different...

In the hospital, we give people coming off opiates Robaxin and Ibuprofen along with a bevy of other things to try and help. The physical part takes about 4-7 days but the mental part takes a really long time and is difficult to treat.

LOTRO looks and plays better...

In retrospect, I'm surprised Hogan was willing to put Goldberg over.

Working in psychiatry has taught me that getting disability is the holy grail of white trash assholes. Its important to have as many children as possible in order to get more food stamps.

That's the high level of customer service I've come to expect from Blizzard over the years.

I am having trouble creating a beta profile through battlenet. I submitted a ticket through Blizzard and they have no idea what is wrong.

Has anyone else gotten a HTTP Status 403 when trying to create a Beta account? Blizzards customer support is less than helpful and I am about to say fuck it and never try to play this game. If this has been answered previously, I apologize.

With each passing week, I fall even more madly in love with Alex Smith...

Springfield, MO checking in. Working every weekend during November.

I can die a happy man if they win one Superbowl in my lifetime. I remember how angry my father was (he yelled at me for hours) after Lin Elliot missed 3 field goals in the '95 playoffs; I need resolution. I need closure...

As a life long Chiefs fan, I've come to expect disappointment. I'm excited yet only cautiously optimistic.