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Youre a ricist.

I had this same reaction to pizza having pineapple on it back in the 80’s. If the rest of this pizza didn’t look like shit, I would try it.

I’ll be your Morty.

I don’t believe in God, but if we were able to find out we were the Galaxy/Universe first sentient/intelligent creatures, it would make believing in him again possible.

That’s what I think too. The universe is still young enough that we could very well be the first. I also think that God could be real, if we are the one and only.

White privilege right there. Charcoal on the face instead of cocain.

How do you feel if the have DIABEETUS?

You can see this same thing over off of Pioneer and 360 in Arlington. West side of 360.

Was it @Tarrant and cat vomit? I can’t remember who that was, but would love to hear that story again. As for myself, let’s talk about the one that didn’t happen: Went to a bar. Met a hot Asian chick. Hit on her, but she preferred black guys. Then hit on her half white/half Mexican friend...

Had to come back to this, but found out this was taken while Obama was in office. Why are all the pics that Trump supposedly did so horrible, once they find out it was taken during Obama’s reign, it’s tossed to the wayside? Why do you faggots (I’m looking at you too @Bubbles) believe everything...

I have seen you guys being referred to as British Texans, but I don’t see it. You’re whiny as fuck and have glass jaws.

This is just silly. Every one of these comes down to “Had Trump controlled every body, these things wouldn’t have happened.” It can’t be done like that. He is no more responsible for that stuff than you are for your sister’s desire for black cock. This may have already been in the works. And...

Human meat texture and taste is more like pork.

I really hope those Astronauts had this taped somewhere inside the Dragon Capsule.

my favorite playground, 1984 edit* this first pic looks exactly like the one I played on pre-Hurricane Alicia except it looked faded like the second pic. After the hurricane, some trees fell on it, so it looked like the second pic; only the rocket left. This was in Highlands, Texas in 1984.

Well, to be honest, I wouldn’t take the time to actually dress up just to get naked, but I would request that she leaves the ears and make up on as o give her the full Monty.

Since I’m fat, I want to dress as Monterey Jack and fuck the mouse shit out of this tinkerer.

I bet we all had far side books and Garfield books when we were kids.

Works for “Thanos” as well. edited to add pic. [/spoiler]

Confusion comes in other flavors? Not sure why you’re laughing. Budweiser’s per Freedom Eagles is a thing, buddy.

There was a time when most dudes would have fucked her. Not so much now.

and The Boys. Which season 2 teaser is out.

Yeah, I am still pretty blown away by how beautiful the game is. One of my first screenshots I took of the game looked like a promotional pic. I was very impressed by the in game photography.

@Tyen’s ex-wife had dicks in Seattle.

I love Survivorman.

If I could only pick one perfect 10 in the world, this chick would be it.

K-20 was my favorite Honda motor. Had a 2009 Si at one time.

As much flack as Liefeld gets, I do enjoy seeing his art. As bad as it may be, that was comics when I was a kid. Not related story: In 2013, after my workouts I would eat half a small watermelon. I was on the patio and I tried to throw it into the woods behind the apartments I lived in. The...

Ended up coming for the song, stayed for the dancing negrowboy.

something I made for my kid back in 2015/2016. It was a toy box, now it’s a night stand. It’s final form is a cooler. Also this-

She gets more beautiful as she ages. Too bad she cut off her hair.