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    Interstellar (2014)

    Oh, it's the old "if you don't like Inception that means you don't understand it" defense. Is the point of Inception to deliver heavy-handed exposition every five minutes?
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    Godzilla (2014)

    Most movies are improved by an R rating. Unless it's a family film, there's no excuse for a pg-13 rating.
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    Godzilla (2014)

    I didn't mean that Godzilla won't be financially successful. I just think it will suck. Maybe I'm sick of monster disaster movies and pg-13 ones at that.
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    Interstellar (2014)

    Nolan is really good at undermining interesting premises with dull characters and unimaginative approaches to scenes that should be remarkable. MACHINE GUNS IN FUCKING DREAM SEQUENCES. Yawn.
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    Dark Souls 2

    The more I think about it, the more I hate this game. Some of my issues, just to name a few: - Game forces you to follow a certain path from the beginning - Each area presents nonsensical obstacles - Several bonfires per level. Whose bright idea was that? - Rehashed story and characters...
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    Dark Souls 2

    Kreugen, you unduly criticized the control scheme and the diminishing health bar but forgot to mention the worst level design ever.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    I didn't really understand why my Blue Jay friend complained about JP Arencibia so much, but holy fuck I understand now. Dude is seriously one of my least favorite Rangers of all time.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Wait. People are actually using KB and mouse for this game? Also, I may get flamed for this, but I don't think 60 fps really suits the combat and game setting.
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    22 Jump Street (2014)

    Holy fuck this is hilarious. I have tears in my eyes
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    Godzilla (2014)

    Bold prediction: this will be one of the worst movies of the summer.
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    Best animated comic book movies?

    Just watched Under the Red Hood and would like to explore more animated comic movies. What are the best?
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It's not a schtick. if you can't appreciate beauty outside supermodel looks then that's your problem.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    what happened to Yara Greyjoy? She was the hottest woman on the show
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I'll be disappointed if they introduced Oberyn Martell only to have the Mountain crush his face a few episodes later. I think they should deviate a bit from the book in that respect.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Do you think it will be revealed in the show that Olenna Tyrell poisoned Joffrey?
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    Under the Skin (2014)

    Yeah, I'm sure you have the hottest women visiting your basement daily.
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    Under the Skin (2014)

    Excellent movie. I'm usually not into movies with such a nebulous plot, but the cinematography and mood were captivating. You also get to see ScarJo's sexy nude body
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Stoneheart played an integral role in the Brotherhood Without Banners and exacts revenge for the red wedding
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    He had his hip resurfaced
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    So are they not going to resurrect Lady Stark on the show?
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    Justified (Season 5 - Jan 7th)

    This season was completely unfocused and Raylan didn't do jack shit over the course of 13 episodes. It seemed like he got plenty of screen time but I honestly can't tell you what he was doing all season in terms of investigations. He abandoned his wife and kid, started a fling with that awful...
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Anna Paquin is sexy
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    An immortal teleporting dude who's lived for thousands of years is dispatched by a fucking bullet? Kill this baby-raping asshole.
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    Maleficent

    All of Brad Bird's movies are awesome so I have high hopes for this.
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Channing Tatum in talks to play Gambit. What?
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    Matrix prequel trilogy in the works for 2017

    Larry Wachowski was kind of ugly but Lana is pretty fucking sexy
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    Maleficent

    There isn't anything I wouldn't do to Elle Fanning.
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    Maleficent

    Looks f00king amazing
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    It's been only 12 games. A lot of good hitters are struggling right now. Jason Heyward will recover while BJ Upton will continue to suck.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Uh, the book's premise holds up to this day. The problem stemmed from marketing and the film's budget. Although the movie really didn't do poorly at the box office, something simple as keeping "Mars" in the title would have worked wonders.
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    The X-men movies introduce some of the lamest characters of all time while we never see some of the coolest like Wolfsbane, Husk, Black Bolt, Cable, and Pixie.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    John Carter is one of the more underrated movies in recent memory. I think the production costs and people's preconceived notions helped shaped the general response to the movie. It definitely deserves a sequel but I'm not sure we'll ever get it.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Guardian of the Galaxy's popularity as a comic book is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. People will see it because it's a sci-fi blockbuster, a comic book movie, and associated with Marvel. Its success will be driven by the same factors that affect every other movie: marketing and hype.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    The name "Marvel" is all the marketing you need. This movie will probably do just as well as Captain America and Thor.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    Some aspect of the game has probably changed so that players are no longer able to steal that many. I don't think Hamilton will get on base enough to even have that many opportunities.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    I like most of the looks, but I'm a little disappointed that tree dude isn't 30 feet tall.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Stop fronting. You're fucking gay if you wouldn't suck a hot tranny's throbbing cock.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Ang Lee's Hulk is way better than The Incredible Hulk.
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    Terminator Genisys (2015)

    It's called Terminator Genesis and sounds pretty promising so far.