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    Dark Souls 2

    The differences between the two are negligible considering the game doesn't take advantage of the PC's superior hardware. It's essentially a port at this point. I'm not bothered by the graphics, but if you're gonna use the PC as a foundation for development, you should meet the platform's...
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    I love watching Choo bat.
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    Captain America: Winter Soldier

    I really enjoyed it, but it didn't feel like a comic book or Marvel movie. It was just a solid action movie.
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Johnny Knoxville doing the voice of Leonardo? What the fuck?
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    There should just be an umpire monitoring slow-motion replay footage behind the scenes and relaying correct calls to the umpires on the field. The challenge system is stupid and counterintuitive. It really says something about the quality of professional umpires when a group of them couldn't...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    I hate that I'm defending something associated with Michael Bay, but some of the criticisms are silly. The issue has less to do with lips and more to do with expressions and motion capture in general. The turtles look pretty cool based on that poster, so I'm going to reserve judgment until I...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Their speech would be limited to two words. I love that people are complaining about anthropomorphism in a movie about NINJA TURTLES. If they had human ears or noses, you would have a point. The absence of lips makes sense in the old movies and the cartoons, but can you imagine how fucking...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    or maybe it's because they wouldn't be able to speak without lips
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Michaelangelo looks a little strange (I think they tried to make him look black or something) but overall, the new turtles are big improvements.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    What the hell are you talking about? Trout is making 24 million a year and hasn't even reached arbitration. He got the equivalent of a reasonable arbitration agreement and 33 million per year for his first three years in free agency which is probably slightly less than he would get if he were a...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    My god. Of all the things to complain about, people choose to pick apart the one aspect that actually looks decent. There's nothing wrong with the new turtle look. They actually look like... turtles.
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    Shadowrun Returns

    Dragonfall was definitely better than the original campaign. I like turn-based combat a la Baldur's Gate, but combat was painfully slow in some areas. I also hated that you couldn't exit levels at will.
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    How I Met Your Mother

    Why are people shocked? The fact that the finale spans 17 years should tell you how stupid this show is.
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    The Walking Dead

    Cannibalism only makes sense if you're a soccer team stranded in the Andes Mountains.
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    Ars editors pick the most overrated games

    Halo 2 redefined the console FPS experience. Even during its prime, I thought the first Halo was painfully dull.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    The Tigers have been playing chess with themselves in some of their recent negotiations. They just offered Scherzer a 6-year, 144 million dollar contract (he's an imbecile for rejecting that) and now this. Did they think teams were going to line up to pay Cabrera 40 million a year once he...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    I didn't even process the fact that Shredder is Caucasian until now. Does anyone think the "creations" he's referring to in the trailer are the members of The Foot? The trailer is fairly ambiguous, and it looks like the turtles are fighting members of a military unit who are ostensibly...
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    TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Michael Bay is just the producer. We don't know how much creative input he had.
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    Orange Is the New Black

    You sound like a real winner.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Does anyone know of legit key generators for Diablo 3?
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    South Park Stick of Truth

    I played on hardcore and didn't think it was that hard.
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    South Park Stick of Truth

    As someone who's never watched South Park, I enjoyed it quite a bit, although it was it was much shorter than I expected. What was everyone's favorite attack? Kenny's ability to sic mice on the enemies quickly became my go-to attack.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Can you actually play online and ruin other people's experiences with that? I'm surprised to see people on gamefaqs forum praising him.
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    Dark Souls 2

    I've heard that mega mule was created by some guy named Dom. Is this a hack and who is this guy?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Can someone explain this mega mule thing?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Finally got my hands on this game and am a little disappointed. Before the game was released, I was excited to learn that attacks would be much more difficult to evade and that enemies would instantly pursue you, making it harder to heal. I'm about 15 hours in and haven't noticed smarter, more...
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    inFAMOUS: Second Son

    Played it at a friend's house and thought it had a repetitive structure similar to games like GTA/Saint's Row. If you're gonna make side missions and exploration the bulk of your game, at least make the main story somewhat distinct.
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    Need for Speed.

    It's being panned by critics. I'm not wasting money on this movie.
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    Justified (Season 5 - Jan 7th)

    You mean Kentucky?
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    How are you guys measuring comic book character popularity? I have a hard time believing Captain America has ever been more popular than Iron Man in the modern era. And I said before, this movie isn't going to suffer at the theatre. The trailer premiere had millions of views in less than 24 hours
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    Lets go picket at Fred Phelps funeral

    It's likely he was "excommunicated" as a way to qualify for government assistance. And his group actually achieved some positive progress in the LGBT movement.
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    True Detective

    Yeah, that idea is about as stupid and far-fetched as the notion that some guy is having visions of symbols with no real meaning attached to them.
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    Dark Souls 2

    What's the consensus? Better than the first?
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    True Detective

    I don't think anyone is genuinely upset that their theories weren't realized. Personally, I didn't think the philosophical concepts were so profound that I was willing to ignore the fact that the show deteriorated into a sloppy, unfocused crime drama about halfway through the season. We hear...
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    True Detective

    It means jack shit. Is it supposed to symbolize his newfound spirituality or light defeating dark? Give me a fucking break. He was telepathically guided through the compound and saw a vortex in the sky. It's the complete opposite of profound.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Depending on who you ask, atheism and agnosticism may or may not be mutually exclusive.
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    True Detective

    Oh, shut the fuck up, you Canadian twat. It was a stupid scene and means nothing from a metaphysical standpoint. Nic Pizzolatto borrowed everything from Lovecraft so it was probably a nod to that mythos.
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    True Detective

    I think we catch a glimpse of Cthulhu's world as Rust stares into the cosmos at the end.
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    True Detective

    I never said he was the Yellow King, dumbass. When you're presented a bunch of incoherent bullshit, you can't help but theorize. Aren't you one of the assclowns faulting people for being intrigued by the daughter's dolls in a fucking show about cults, rape, and murder?
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    True Detective

    This show isn't as highbrow as you think it is.