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  1. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Might want to taper those expectations man. How many times have we seen a new QB get off to a hot start and once the tape reveals itself, he gets figured out and goes to shit? I'm not trying to shit on your parade, honestly. I just think you need to realize there's not even a full season of...
  2. Itlan

    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Kovy blasts one and is hopefully out of his funk.
  3. Itlan

    The Fast Food Thread

    Anyone try the Cantina Steak Burrito? I need some reviews.
  4. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
  5. Itlan

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    You guys have never seen my jumper. Straight cash homies.
  6. Itlan

    Flu Outbreak

    Just got it, but I work in a school. Had to get it eventually, fuckers.
  7. Itlan

    Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

    How did Aristotle live so god damn long?
  8. Itlan

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Kobe isn't that great on offense. He's a great referee... or what I mean is, the referees love him and send him to line all god damn day. Kobe can't compete with Melo or Durant on the offensive end. Same with LeBron, he's just a great driver. They're both outstanding defenders, though, and...
  9. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    In Reese We Trust BREAKING NEWS: New York Giants have released DT Chris Canty #nyg #giants #bigblue WTF. They're just gutting this team! Lmao.
  10. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    If you don't pass out after you do one deadlift, you're doing it wrong!
  11. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    In Reese We Trust BREAKING NEWS: New York Giants have released RB Ahmad Bradshaw according to Pro Football Talk #nyg #giants Eli's next!
  12. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I love anyone who says they're better than Megatron immediately. IMMEDIATELY. Can't wait for Sam Bradford to throw it to the other team targeting Titus Young.
  13. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    He's a total douche bag. Then again, Michael Irvin used to do this all the time, especially if he thought the ball would automatically go to the X, Y, or Z receiver, he'd just line up in that spot lol.
  14. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I absolutely agree with Nicks and Phillips. That offense goes to shit without Nicks, it's frustrating as fuck. Phillips guards the deep ball in Perry's defense, and really protects a pretty fucking weak secondary. Cruz is definitely an integral part of the Giants now, and I'd hate to see...
  15. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    He's asking for over $10+ per, and his agent hasn't budged on the price. Again, this is all speculation though, and it could be the Giants PR trying to put a bad spin on Cruz. He won't get franchised, he'll be tendered if anything. He's a RFA, so they'll most likely go that route. And Mara...
  16. Itlan

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Giants are in some serious cap trouble, which is concerning considering Beatty, Cruz, and Phillips need to be re-signed. Cruz negotiations are going terribly at the moment, no news on Beatty, and apparently Phillips could possibly not be resigned. What the SHIT. At least they're working on...
  17. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    It would've put seconds back on the clock, so it kind of does matter.
  18. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Ravens got away with more penalties in a SB than I've ever seen.
  19. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    He fucking flies.
  20. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    WE GOT A FUCKING GAME!
  21. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Do we have a game?
  22. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Who? 18 year old girls with 1.3 GPAs? Enjoy your VD. What a shithole. Katrina should've finished the job.
  23. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Sure! I love Yes man. I also love King Crimson, Can, Genesis, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, etc. Anyway, this game sucks. See what happens when the Giants aren't in the Super Bowl?!
  24. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    I'd also be perfectly fine with Chris Squire doing the halftime show and just playing the bassline to Roundabout for 30 minutes.
  25. Itlan

    EQ Never

    I want a Guise of the Deceiver and Amulet of Necropotence. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
  26. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    They're all awful, including The Who. They need to let Opeth do the halftime show. Or Meshuggah.
  27. Itlan

    Paleo 101: How and why you should eat like a Caveman

    So this diet promotes whole milk over say 2% or 1%? If that's the case, COUNT ME IN. God DAMN whole milk is so fucking good! I drink like 3 glasses a day, and I feel my veins tightening as the saturated fats continue to clog me up. BUT ITS SO WORTH IT!!!!!1
  28. Itlan

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    So I has a question and I'm not sure if any of you can answer it. Chad Jones was a safety drafted by the Giants couple years back. Before he even went into camp, dude smashed the fuck out of his car and broke his entire body. Seriously, he broke everything in his body. He's been rehabbing for...
  29. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    This guy is AWESOME. "I laughed in his face." YES!
  30. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Well if I'm at your gym, ask me motherfuckers. I'm a god damn pro. And you're supposed to touch the bottom of your chest, not bounce it.
  31. Itlan

    2012 NFL Season

    Glad I could be so helpful. This means a lot to me.
  32. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Only part I disagree with. Keep those compound exercises for 25-30 mins 3x a week and you'll see the weight drop. Isolation exercises shouldn't be done by a beginner i.e. don't be doing no fucking bicep curls.
  33. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    While cardio will definitely improve heart health and burn a lot of calories, weight lifting is far more beneficial. First of all, it speeds up your metabolism more than any other of form of activity. Two, weight lifting forces your body to consume more calories throughout the day, not just...
  34. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    If you fat fucks want to lose weight just do 5x5. Most people new to lifting start with it. Hell, I've been lifting for 3 years and I'm going back to a 5x5 routine just to do something different. It works.
  35. Itlan

    Nutrition

    So would social drinking. But then you're not social, and a total faggot, and who wants that?
  36. Itlan

    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    God damn, these OT losses are fucking killing me. Good news is both Adams looked pretty sharp tonight, at least from what I saw.
  37. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Agreed, although putting the bar on your lats isn't incorrect, you just need to move your hips in a different way. Both are acceptable.
  38. Itlan

    Nutrition

    You could always do one piece of multigrain toast and eat it like a cracker. They're usually about 100 calories. Go multigrain, not whole wheat.
  39. Itlan

    Nutrition

    I just eat everything in sight at all times. Usually have two or three brotein shakes a day, sometimes a little broatmeal in the morning, but usually just throwing chicken, steak, fish, any type of MEAT (ESPECIALLY DICKS LOL) down my throat. I also eat a ton of vegetables and a lot of salad, and...
  40. Itlan

    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Ugh, I couldn't agree more.