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Don’t forget 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses.

... you shave your face with toothpaste. My shaving cream and toothpaste have similar looking tubes. Grabbed the toothpaste, applied it and was almost done shaving. Didn’t even realize.

Lipo scars.

About 3 1/2” and hefting push in the upward direction. Do you want pics of this?

Finally a random pic with an unrelated quote that explains what I have done with most the motherfuckers in my life.

It only makes me want her more.

I was 13 or 14. I was sold. For 12 issues.

Like SuperPro getting his shit pushed in by Kraven and it builds him up as a mini-big baddy for third Spider-Man movie. Only to open into a larger story featuring Chameleon. Chameleon deserves to be on the big screen. Oh, and SuperPro...

Yes. With a GoPro. Could you keep the Mueller Report a secret if you had the full, unredacted copy?

You like third nipples too?

Nature’s butthole? So you shove everything up your ass, including light?

I tried to think of something witty to add to this. I think this speaks for itself.

And just like BP was the last minute addition to introduce a setting for IW1, CM is the last minute addition to tether the Avengers to space. Without CM, there’s not anything keeping the Earth based Avengers going back to Earth and leaving it to GotG to defend the space settings.

BP was kind of shoehorned in. Not the last month before Endgame, but close enough.

Foler let Trump borrow his Hublot Black Caviar Bang.

Who is Dan B?

I tried calling that. It’s not real.

Mandarin could be used with Dr. Strange. Not really sure if they squared off in the comics as I didn’t read Dr. Strange.

Someone must have told her to stick that apple where the sun won’t shine.

Since most of us have really nice surround sound systems, would you guys pay Pay Per View prices for a movie like this to watch at home opening day? $99.00 for this movie or so.

I’ll eat anything. But mint and chocolate should never be mixed.

If by Sucked you mean Played and Dick you mean Video Games, then yes. I have. A lot. All jokes aside (42), what is YOUR meaning of life?

32 years today

My grandfather had a stroke in 1986. He had an aneurism rupture and it paralyzed him until he passed away in 2001. I would get him to the Dr. so it didn’t happen. He was the backbone of my family. Things went to shit for my family after that. Have you told five different family members that you...

Here is my watch. Because of Foler, I had to go up to the Safe and get it out.

This is retarded. If he knocked a girl up at 17, she sure as hell could and probably would hit him up for child support. If he murdered someone there would be prison time. Loving BEER isn’t a reason his adult life should be ruined. I seriously hate that I got involved in politics, but I really...

This guy probably already knows how the story will go. (Just seeing the title of the video could be spoilery)

Awesome. Thanks. Was planning second week of August.

Never been to Colorado. Looking to book a cabin. Is Colorado better in the summer or winter. I have never seen real snow. Just the slushy shit we get here in Texas.

I saw this a few days ago. No way I would do that. My claustrophobia set in as I watched it.

Stan Lee is Dead, so I guess we aren’t getting Rufus.

Hazzah

Thumbs up and Worf gone for me. So