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It's long enough to get arrested. My sister had one while driving once and hit the front of a store. The cop had her handcuffed and down to the police station for a DUI before she got it together enough to explain what happened.

How could you Sandra Bullock?

Not only vanilla, but they're trying to put certain guys in certain situations more than they're trying to win the game.

If you want to torture yourself go ahead but it means nothing.

Oh none of the starters played and they didn't look good you say? Preseason means nothing, especially if your coach doesn't like preseason.

I know, but it looks exactly like a sports bra.

Why is he wearing his bra on the outside of his shirt?

I think it was Bill Burr who said from the beginning that he was going to eat the whole wing and followed through on it. I totally respect that. 10 birds gave up their wings for this gag. Throwing them in the trash with a tiny nibble on each one is just wrong.

It's becoming clear why some people here spend so much time on the internet...

And FedEx sucks in comparison. You can tell it by the way they move. The UPS driver pulls up at 2 PM, ambles out with your package, smiles, and maybe shoots the breeze for a few minutes. The FedEx guy always looks stressed, runs to get the package and leave it on the deck, and then jumps...

FWIW, this wasn't actually a Raylan story. Those were all used up by the series. City Primeval was a different detective story by Elmore Leonard which they wrote Raylan into.

Not really the same thing but since I go around listening to podcasts all day I've noticed when a podcast has a rerun I can always remember what I was doing the first time I heard the podcast and as I listen to it I can remember being in the tractor stacking bales or whatever I was doing the...

Ah well if they're turd chasers they're probably used to it.

Does the guy who goes face-first into the mud hole get hazard pay?

If you woke up naked in a tent covered in vaseline and the person you went camping with was gone, would you tell anyone?

Don't forget all of these machines would have to work for hundreds or thousands of years without being able to get spare parts or materials for repairs beyond what can be taken with them. We've never built anything remotely like that.

One beef I do have with my Samsung dryer is that it will give a time at the beginning, but then if they clothes aren't dry at the end of that time (and they usually aren't) it just keeps adding time until they are dry. This isn't a problem most of the time but there's been a few days where I...

The finest Covid is aged 19 years in a cave in France. Covid-19. By law it can only be produced in the Covid valley in western Brittany.

Puppies and kids understand each other. An adult dog who wasn't raised around kids might have been overwhelmed but everything is play to a puppy, just like a little kid.

Some people think the plastic will poison them with pthalates or something.

I have to say that my Samsung washer and dryer are pretty great. I've had them for around 10 years without a glitch and my brother has a set that are at least 5 years older than that. Not to discount others experiences but just adding my story. I've have a lot of trouble with appliances...

It's going to be very disappointing if this all just goes dark again and there's no closure on this giant cock tease.

Same here. I liked "Better Call Saul" quite a bit but I could never get on board with people saying it was better or even as good as Breaking Bad.

Put a chunk of 2x4 from the existing board out to the nearest stud on either side. Screw it into them to hold it in place, then put a third piece of 2x4 all the way across the top of all 3 boards and get it well attached to the studs on both sides.

I've heard that all of the lithium ion batteries in the world have enough capacity to power the US grid for like 3 minutes if you could somehow hook them all up. Without huge advances in battery tech we aren't going to be running the grid on batteries anytime soon either.

They're not going to be building transmission lines out of this stuff any time soon. It will be a massive invention if they can just use it internally in microchips.

The Germans tried the method of making weapons-grade plutonium that the US used and it failed because the graphite that they used had impurities in it but they didn't know that. The result was that they gave up on that method and tried to use heavy water. The Allies knew they were trying to...

When I saw this thread was 24 pages long I should have known Araysar was in here flogging his Russia shtick again.

Pretty sure that's just a photo shop but it really makes you think.

Not jumping on team Lumi here but that is a very religious approach to science.

I use a disposable blade folding scalpel. Same knife I used for castrating calves. You can't even feel yourself being cut by it. The downside is, especially with the calves, things start jumping around and you touch that blade, you are 100% getting cut.

I grew up chopping heads and just recently switched to the slit throat/kill cone and I think it's better. Nice and quiet without all the flopping around, torn skin and broken bones you get from severing the spinal cord.

I watched Season 1. Looking forward to Season 2. I was watching Reservation Dogs and Longmire at the same time and it's pretty funny to see all the same actors but I guess there's not that many Native Americans in Hollywood.

Passive-aggressively punishing them will only make things worse. Be a man and tell them they hurt your feelings and give them a chance to make it right. Then whatever happens get over it and get on with your life. They can be shitty if they want to, you don't have to stoop to the same level...

There was a motivation to make quality stuff back then. Unfortunately people tend to buy the cheapest option so it's been a race to the bottom on price and quality has gone down with it. Who cares if your toaster only lasts 2 years when you can get a replacement at Walmart for $20 and put it...

If they're like chickens then mating is basically rape so they don't really need to like each other.

Are you talking about the one with the drawer freezer on the bottom? I have that and I like it quite a bit. It's a bit less convenient to access the freezer but more convenient to access the refrigerator which I do about 10x as much as the freezer. If you go that way though, don't get the...

Good move on the dog. Good point on the "living your life" part too. We're taught to always sacrifice for the future and we need to do that, but you have to enjoy your life from day to day as well. No one is guaranteed a retirement no matter how responsible they are financially. There's a...