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Please refer to the "fine bitches" as Yummy Mummies. Show some fucking respect.

My wife mows just fine, bro. She was a farm girl. EDIT - She doesn't get to touch the trimmer, though. That's just asking for trouble.

Giving up the wife's income in exchange for a clean and organized house, no shopping to do, yardwork completed, plumber called, dog delivered to vet, kids delivered to sporting events, homework completed, dinner on the table, and a porn class BJ every night sounds like a good deal to me.

I've managed software groups at a couple of places and have done a shitload of hiring. Seeing internships where the person accomplished something, learned something, and displayed a good work ethic is far more important to me than a few tenths of a point in the GPA. If you come out with a...

I understand the desire to name the kids to honor someone else but it's really not all that you are making it out to be. It's like freaking out over the house you're going to buy will work because the 4th bedroom is sort of small. In the end, you get on with living in the house and it turns...

Compromise to middle name and stop whining to your wife about your mommy like some sort of bitch.

I saw this was a top seller and definitely interested. I was thinking it looked like some combination of ATITD, M&B and DayZ. I could not bring myself to buy another early access, however. Maybe if I read here that it is worth it.

Well, since you have one in the oven, your chances to follow up on this are improving.

Also, relative quality of scales can be a huge variable. Before I spent money on a good scale, I had a crappy digital one that could vary by 5 pounds just stepping off and back on. Use the same scale, at the same time of of day, on the same day, after taking your morning piss and/or dump, but...

Black holes. They can't happen. Don't we actually have images of what are believed to be black holes? Researcher shows that black holes do not exist

I'm understand where you guys are on the ambition thing. I dated a girl in college and after college for about 4 or 5 years. She was cute, nice body, a freak in bed and was crazy about me. Ultimately, I broke it off because all she really wanted to do was get married, have some kids, and...

What if she was 9+, smart, engaging, made killer pancakes, but only ever wanted to work as a clerk at a health food store? EDIT - Just saying, I bet you have your limits on the career thing.

What if she was a 9+?

Right but I am having trouble imagining a woman (who presumably would like to get married since a prenup was discussed) who would ride it out for 19 years. I guess it depends on age and disposition but it is pretty rare. Maybe he can breath through his ears.

Still trying to get my head around girlfriend for 19 years.

Any swinging dick in this thread that is butthurt to know a 2x4 is not exactly 2" x 4" gets their card suspended for a week.

Thanks for the explanation guys. That clears it up. It seemed a couple of times like I was taking damage when he cast it in defense of another player but that was probably either tower or a ranged creep.

Guys taking the kickbacks always get caught. So, if not the AIDS, and not the po po, the man going to get you J49.

Got it. I do like a round booty in a thong but, honestly, a t-shirt and said thong works for me just as well as all the prototypical lacy accoutrements and fasteners.

Which part? I stand by my generalization about kids. They are the most wonderful thing that has happened in my life and they also cause me the most angst and irritation. Most of the latter two being driven by my desire to see them survive, prosper, and not grow into shitheads. How many...

Congratulations Noodle. The simultaneously happiest and most frustrating part of your life is about to begin. Oh, and, hope you took some sight-seeing photos of the lingerie.

Can someone give me a quick explanation of FV's Chronosphere? The in-game explanation is unclear and I haven't found any clear write ups on it. I encountered it the other day when the opposing team's FV was using it when I would close in for a gank. I wasn't clear on what in the hell it...

Just about everyone, other than retirees, who have lived in Florida, say it is a shithole. It doesn't sound too bad to me. A couple of winters in the snow belt might change one's perspective.

EDIT: Was going to say "Because we say what we mean, right?" but I see that has already been covered so I will just suggest lindz post boobs again. This will make everything okay.

Concur. That will be $300 please.

Palum, I've been on that roller coaster, bro. It's going to end in one of a few ways: 1) You put a ring on it. 2) You pull the rip cord. After pulling the rip cord, she will have a breakdown and ask for you to come back, maybe even attend counseling together. Next phase is that he is...

Are you guys watching these games from within DOTA or are you using a streaming site?

I'd give you a pass on that. If there aren't a bunch of bars sitting around, it is no better or worse than using a bar off a bench. Not the same thing as doing abs or curls in the squat rack.

My favorite at my gym is when the TRAINERS have their clients doing abs work in the squat rack.

I am sure we will do Hawaii at some point but it is pretty expensive and we're on EST so the time change and travel time would really take a toll on the kids. Khane, we've taken three cruises and all of them have been on Royal Caribbean and the service has been superb in pretty much every...

Started playing again after having not really played for about 8 months. Still a total noob at about 80-some matches. I've been playing co-op against bots a lot to get back into the swing of things and to try out some different heroes but, for me, BS is the man. Maybe it is my play style...

Whatever to happened to Onoes and Julian? They would not talk about YA fiction.

The wife and I are trying to get ahead of the curve on planning our spring break with the kids, rather than wait until the last minute like we did last year. In the past few years, we've done the following: - Arizona. Stayed at a resort in Scottsdale, hit the zoo, pool time, Sedona trip...

lindz, it is clearly time to introduce another woman into the bedroom equation.

You can thank us for our spot-on advice by posting pics of her bare yoga ass.

I love what yoga does to a woman's body so if she is serious, and face is good, I would say just roll with it. What's the big deal? It's not as if she canceled.

Her tits were beautiful as they were. I can only understand boob jobs to fix floppy flapjacks.

My tears. They are delicious. This is the same woman, I remind her, who, when we were dating, asked a number of times "When are you going to fuck me in the ass again?" How did I get here?

Last time I tried anal with the wife, she ended up crying and said she thought it meant that I was gay because I wanted to stick it in a butt. But, yes.

WTF dude. How does this even have a name?