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Road Rash for 3

You're lucky, I could go to the McDonalds near my house at 1am, when I'm the only non-employee there, and they would get my entire order wrong.

Oh man, I made the mistake of buying button fly jeans once. I looked good in them, but if I had to piss, fuck that shit man, may as well sit down and try to take a shit as well. Since I'm in construction, I hate people who don't keep the porta toilet somewhat clean. Seriously, what if you...

Don't feel bad, my co-workers say "ideal" instead of "idea", and "flustrated" instead of "frustrated". My co-workers are idiots.

What's wrong with Sweet Tea?

2006 Dodge Charger, 1983 Honda CB1000C Custom. The bike is my daily driver.

16 and 17? They must have bragged about it.

Ohhh. Answering your question: A mixture of both. Most prisons attempt to educate their prisoners to lead a better life when released, but you're not allowed your full rights while imprisoned. Question: Paper or Plastic?

WD-40 and patience are good for sticker residue. Used it to take a sticker off my motorcycle helmet without damaging the helmet.

How does that rule work both ways? I'm 28, so 14+7 = 21. 21x2-7 = 35, so I'm within that threshold, but 28x2-7 = 49, 49/2+7 = 31.5 putting me outside of that persons threshold.

Volcano Roll, but I'm supposed to stay away from sushi now. If you could have the power of flight, but had to give up your legs, would you do it?

Burger king, so I end up with both no matter which I order. Ketchup or Catsup?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/H...nt_Replication I steal other peoples powers via their blood.

I'm always afraid my shits won't flush when I'm someplace that has a low flow toilet.

Cross breeding animals who can have offspring, often times the offspring is sterile. Mules for example.

6 out of 9, guess I wasn't very good at recognizing the pattern between the mentally folded boxes.

One of my customers owns a Silkie chicken. It's definitely different to see a dark blueish chicken.

No, that's true, but the Megaman manuals did explain the powers of the bosses, iirc. But big RPGs, like Dragon Warrior 4, they came with a map of the world, a list of every item in the game and what they did.

Nowadays, every game has a tutorial session for the first 10-20 minutes of it, to teach you what you could have read in a decent manual, without which in oldgamesyou were about SOL

Just burn it off, bro. You can tattoo your sweet new skin graft from your butt cheeks

I love how Comcast has Comcast commercials, even though I can't get anything but Comcast in my area. (Cable wise) Commercials for ADHD "Do you have trouble remembering where you left something? Are you often bored? Depressed? Do you often procrastinate? Then you may have adult ADHD"...

Since I'm relatively poor, I'm hoping bullets don't come into my apartment tonight due to people firing their guns into the sky. Also, as a roofer, I've found multiple 9mm rounds stuck in shingles.

My EQ Monks name. It's a shortened form of an in game friends name, Aamarae.

Nothing like having to try to pass a group of 10 cyclists on A1A, when it's only two lanes. Want to just plow into them.

Wait, there's a racist thread?

With all the scat porn that's been posted over the years, you'd think you'd be inured to a little shit. Having a kid does that too. My co-worker was bitching about having to work late on a Friday, but was happy that he was on overtime. I had to explain to him that he wasn't getting overtime...

Yeah, it kinda sounds like incest, but it's obvious after reading it again they have a second child of whom she is the mother.

I personally haven't run any actual dungeons, just the solo missions. I didn't die till my late 30's, and that was because I fell off the world. Guardian Fighters are pretty o.p. Then again, I haven't tried the other classes yet.

I'm assuming the basement is below grade, so it's probably rust from the re-bar. That basement is probably hella damp

Barbie Girl was a nice touch, Eli.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3798719/..._suck_and_fuck Kinda.

Candy Corn Pumpkins are still Candy Corn

NP Rand, I'm not obese or nothing, and no one's ever said that to me, just trying to be witty. Though I do need to lose weight, going to start jogging again since my foot is pretty much as good as it's going to get after my surgery. Deathwing, hitachi? Or have I been watching way too...

What the fuck. I wish bitches would be all like that with me. It's more like "Ew no, you're fat"

The gorilla had the right idea, geese will fuck you up.

I get a character up into the 40's, and realize how shitty I am at this game.

Jesus, looks like he's spooning tar into her mouth. Thank god my kid was never like that.

Thank you sir.