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I think calling would be better if you can play it off and not seem weird or desparate about it. Texting doesn"t give you too much room to type what happened, and if you send more than one, it"ll be a bit weird. I"d say go with the voicemail; there you can laugh it off how fucking crazy your...

I may be idealistic but I still say there"s a chance. Just call her up and explain what happened, it seems crazy enough to not be true and hopefully she gets that too and then you can have a big laugh about fucking crazy your ex is.

I think we"ll need examples of disrespect to identify the magnitude to justify posting pix. And regardless, post them anyway.

I think it amounts to "who cares", and this is far from boring. This is what brings FOHers together. I"ve never felt closer to you guys. Who wants hugs? I don"t think any of us are down with the slurp-tech to get in her pants.

Oh fuck, this is going to be good

Azrayne isn"t saying "I know more about history than you, Zack Snyder, and World-class historians", he"s just saying there"s no way you can take what a director said about the historical accuracy of his film. A famous director and "world-class historians" are more credible than most on this...

Looks like you know what you"re fixing tonight.

Dude. Hope everything"s cool.

Dude, we"re all assholes. But you GOT it. You were doing well at the start becauseyou didn"t care. Confidence? Lack of interest? Hung up on ex? Whatever the reason is, if you can combine the not caring with some slight flirting, that"s the win-zone. I just think you revealed your hand way too...

Okay, it sounds like your game in terms of the whole cocky/slight-jab routine works pretty well, but whenever you do that, it"s easy to go overboard and just turn into a dick (in the bad way). When that happens, it"s usually best to just ignore and not bring it up again; apologizing just calls...

Drive-in movie theater sounds like a total date hit, unless it"s something everyone does in that area. If I could pull that out here, I"m sure they"d go nuts over the retro/uniqueness of it, plenty of room to talk (because conventional theaters suck for dates most of the time, oh hi let me sit...

I"d pay to see Kegkilla rollerblading down the streets of Philly in only his speedo screaming, "SUP PUSSIES?" Camping out on Market Street just in case. Is this gay?

Awesome tits. Now to use Deadpool"s art of Advanced Masturbation.

[easy dick joke here] But yeah, think about it. If you believe you"re in an awesome relationship, you guys get along great together, things couldn"t be better, etc., but she"s cheating on you. Would you rather not know and continue to live in bliss, or know the truth and deal with that? Some...

The man wrote FOHSS on some titties, I"ll listen to anything he has to say.

I like honesty even if it hurts. You guys say for him to not tell her to spare her and him doing so would be selfish? What if she later thinks oh god why didn"t this work out, and thinks it was all her, when in actuality some other chick was involved? But like I said, I lean towards honesty in...

While you"re not in a exclusive relationship with Xerxes, I"d still say you should tell her about it, especially since you seemed to really respect her being honest with you about her ex for the past few weeks. For Xerxes, you"ve told her you don"t want a relationship and she"s still banging...

Great idea, as long as you guys are on the same page. I did a bit of this with an ex I still had feelings for and things got kinda messy after a bit. (Not in the snowball sort of way) This may be one of my biggest regrets in life: a steady stream of ex-relationship sex.

So some dude uses your girl as his cum sippy cup?

I read this thread for sweet recaps of FOH dudes fucking up (sending flowers to someone you don"t even know in Cali) or fucking crazy bitches (*points to Eomer*). Not camwhorage. We even already have a thread for that. I guess I read it too for Grobbee"s sex tips.

Finally, pay off. Thank you, sir.