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Sounds like you have a little demon beast of a child, no parenting skills, and the propensity to blame others for your problems. She deserves your money.

"Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement." -Wikipedia Satire's humor value lies in its...

;tldr

What is the percentage of juggalos to white people as a whole, versus percentage of ghetto Kangs to blacks as a whole?

And Draegan bans me for calling people American Inventors.

None. When you have silly things like an education or more than two brain cells to rub together you can write complete sentences the first try.

You sound fag.

Not learning grammatical rules or how to spell, obviously.

Confirmed guido.

You just can't help being a shit-eating cumstain of a dumbass neckbeard, can you? After you resolve this the last thing you want to do is start a war with people dumber than you. Hint: They will do something stupid like murder you.

The deafheaven album is alright, but this is the best black metal album of 2013:

If by a lot you mean, "generations of too fucking many" then, yeah, there are American Inventors in Detroit.

I use an excel spreadsheet to track my real estate tax liens. The XIRR function calculates my internal rate of return over a certain period of time. I'm sure you could make it graph that as well. Sometimes the simple solutions are the best.

To elaborate on Phoenix's story: I tried to sell a keyboard on craigslist and this guy messaged me like several times about it, called about it, finally came out to see it. Presses one key, says "it doesn't feel like a piano," and leaves. It's a fucking keyboard with a synthesizer, if you...

Still only the second best bot of 2013. Sorry.

Quit being a fucking dumbass and call an attorney. Pay him for an hour's worth of legal advice. Pay him more if he comes up with a reasonable solution. I don't know the law of contracts in Arizona/Nevada because I slept through my UCC contracts class since that common law shit is...

It's a Lord of the Rings miniseries that follows the trials and tribulations of the most famous gay couple in Middle Earth: Sam and Frodo. Watch as Sauron, lord of the cock ring, tries to cum between their love.

"Fuck you American Inventor" "Get off my dick" "Liberal faggot"

Not necessarily. The Fifth Amendment requires compensation in eminent domain cases to be "just compensation." Courts usually construe this as the fair market value which, if you recently purchased the property, will be your purchase price. Unless the market value has plummeted in the interim...

All the Somalians here own their cab and seem pretty successful... You should give yours an old Crown Vic and a medallion.

The lens flare filter in photoshop?

His parents, for one. WTF kind of name is Trayvon? It's like black parents intentionally name their children so I'll have an easier time flagging and discarding their resumes.

That looks nasty as shit.

Anyone have MLPs in their portfolio or advice regarding them?

Yes.

Eat some fiber, noob.

My first and only penta kill was on Sona... =p

I just started playing ranked and I main Elise. She's almost never banned, she can play four out of five roles so pick order is rarely an issue, her damage stays relevant all game even if you build pure tank and/or support, and if you get ahead and start building damage she snowballs like...

^ #2 bot of 2013.

Honestly this is already implemented. A new player only has access to the free champions...

An ugly bitch with awful fake tits who doesn't know how to wash a bra?

Those Zac Gorman comics were pure, unadulterated faggotry.

I'm trying to pick up Dota 2 after playing LoL for the last year. I would like to have similar control schemes between the two games. So why the fuck can't I bind shift-q/w/e/r, etc. for quick cast? WTF Gaben.

Black women are easy as fuck. You literally just walk up and ask for their number. I've been rejected maybe 10% of the time hitting on black women. White women on the other hand... jesus fucking christ.

I didn't mean to turn this into Dota vs LoL, sorry.

Why don't good players get matched with other good players like in LoL? That doesn't make any sense.

Faggot alliance.

How come at any given time the highest viewer count on a person playing dota2, as opposed to some tournament rerun, is like 100 people?

Note: Trayvon wasn't a gang member - he was a WANNABE gangbanger who died like one.

If Zimmerman gets found guilty of anything: