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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Well getting healthy is a big thing. Bengals o-line was kinda shit yesterday, but half of them were really banged up along with Eifert. Every team is gonna have injuries and be playing hurt at this time of year, but the healthiest teams tend to make the deep runs. Or have a really good QB...
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    CFB 2013-2014

    FSU 47 AUB 1 But seriously, Auburn's defense is in a mess of trouble. I think first half is close but game isn't.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Mike Brown is a lot of things, but he's above all fiercely loyal. Next year is the end of Lewis's contract, and I can't see him not getting that year. The coaching staff is excellent, so there won't be changes there unless someone gets a promotion to HC somewhere else. Even if Gruden gets a gig...
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I don't get why people like McCarron at all. It's really unlikely he'll shit the bed, but do you really want to take a 3rd round flier on a young Chad Pennington? What's the point of having a low ceiling guy ride the bench? Guys like Boyd and especially Garrapollo are going to go later and have...
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    Garlic

    No, vampires have a triple helix DNA more closely related to the nephilim. Those creatures on the twilight of reality certainly wouldn't nor need be on the ark.
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    Garlic

    Garlic doesn't work on vampires, contrary to what medieval folklore would have you believe. Those guys were fucking idiots. Vampires are much more ancient, and date back to the dawn of creation.
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    2013 NFL Season

    lol
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    2013 NFL Season

    Grats Chargers, played a great game. Godspeed.
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    2013 NFL Season

    All right, I'm better. I don't know what I did in a previous life to deserve such a cruel fate, but I will accept it.
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    2013 NFL Season

    TEA: DIED JAN 5, 2014 FROM SEVERE ALCOHOL POISONING
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    2013 NFL Season

    THERE WAS NEVER AN ICKEY SHUFFLE INCIDENT THAT WASN'T DISASTEROUS
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    2013 NFL Season

    FAITH DIED IN 1998
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    2013 NFL Season

    I'M ALREADY SO DRUNK, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, BENGALS?
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    2013 NFL Season

    WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU, BENGALS
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    2013 NFL Season

    THERE IS POX UPON THIS HOUSE
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    2013 NFL Season

    Christ
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    2013 NFL Season

    uncork on him with your sperm
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    You should probably put some amber on your solar plexus chakra and a black tourmaline on your throat chakra while taking some colloidal silver twice a day to be sure.
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    2013 NFL Season

    No, the play clock started at the signal for ready for play. Holy fuck I'm drunk.
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    2013 NFL Season

    WHO DEY
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    2013 NFL Season

    wait, they saying they got the review in before the snap?
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    2013 NFL Season

    fuck
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    2013 NFL Season

    holy shit
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    2013 NFL Season

    that's maybe the best long ball Dalton has thrown in his career
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    2013 NFL Season

    could go either way on the challenge
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I think most years he'd be top 10 without a doubt, but with so many teams looking for QB in a deep class I could easily see a lot of the stand out defensive players dropping to the middle.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Pick 6 status: imminent
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    2013 NFL Season

    HERE WE GO!
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    2013 NFL Season

    How do you inadvertently wear a yellow shirt and powder blue hoodie apart from color blindness?
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Well the oceans are in pretty shit shape, but that doesn't have anything to do with Fukushima.
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    No one knows, but claiming any sort of cycle on a sample size of two is pretty dumb.
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    While that's true, supervolcanic eruptions happen frequently including the Yellowstone caldera. What are less frequent are the huge episodes of supervolcano flows, like the Siberian traps. If your threshold for a supervolcano is the largest volcanic event since the Cambrian explosion then...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Finally in a good headspace, ready for the Bengals inevitable loss.
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Remedial Source Evaluation: The Revengening
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Things my father says at Thanksgiving.
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    Eating fish contaminated by Fukushima is probably ok

    Remedial Source Evaluation (Fukushima Round Three)
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Dammit stop firing people. Someone is going to hire Zimmer.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Lol
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    CFB 2013-2014

    Yeah they are.
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    CFB 2013-2014

    FCS football!