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  1. Kuro

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I remember looking at beginner weightlifting programs and the synthesis I took from them is squat every minute of every day of your life until the sun burns to a husk. About a year and a half later my OHP is at 140 and my squats are at 490, send prayers
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Don't worry, they removed the Wrathgate cinematic so we can just pretend all that shit never happened
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    But I want my name to turn Golden
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The game was supposed to consume the rest of my life reeeee
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    What are your relaxation/meditation/calming routines & habits?

    Well, my natural response to stress/anger/depression was to go stuff my gaping maw. I have since adjusted that to either 20minute "mindfulness" breathing exercises I picked up at school, or removing mould lines from models if I'm at home, or just direction less driving if I'm out and about.
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    Warhammer 40k

    It feels like they try to "soft rotate" the units played by factions, except that's trash when you do it to mid-tier factions. "Hey, we nerfed the units you relied on to compete with the top armies average units. But don't worry, we upgraded your worst units to still being bad compared to...
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    Warhammer 40k

    Well, turns out the rumors were correct, no more sub-faction mixing in army building. Special exception for Chaos Allegiances so that Daemons continues to function until it gets its Codex rewrite. Necron players gonna have to remember what Command Protocols do, again.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Like me on a League of Legends team!
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Server where only Quest Reward Gear and Crafted Gear exist.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    There was this white chick who was really into bondage
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If the Activision deal falls through Pantheon will be there to take Microsoft into the Metaverse!
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Chains are OP? See, they really did drop hints about the Jailer from the start!
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    1920s Communist: Workers of the world unite! 2020s Communist: Mom I told you we need the fastest internet package; I'm trying to upload this VoD and the lag is making me die in front of my follower!
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    And they all somehow expect their entertainment bukkake to continue blasting them like a Selma firehose after the great revolution removes profit motive and managers/owners/property rights.
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    I choose to believe as my ancestors believed!
  16. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    So are they going to buy Eve Online next for Excel synergies?
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Tranny's don't have to worry about disphoria if everyone looks like character creator mistakes
  18. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    True punishment would be forcing him to lead a TLP guild
  19. Kuro

    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Halfling Druid guild leader recruiting people just to soak all the tank gear for himself.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    I was really hoping Daybreak would buy Blizzard at the bottom. Maximum lulz have been prevented
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    New player logs into WoW GamePass, sees the fifty systems they need to catch up on before anyone will take them outside of random queue. Logs back out.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I mean, being a guild/raid leader is a pretty easy way to build a healthy disrespect/loathing toward MMO players.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    But they haven't even had a Moon Expansion!
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Huh, not sure what to think about that. This'll be microsoft's first time fiddling with an MMO since Vanguard wouldn't it?
  25. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I felt myself growing more toxic every time I flew five inches outside of Idyllshire then walked back in for that last Questline with the refugees
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They've got that kid in the wrong sport, somebody get him a soccer ball
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Can you imagine the amount of loot council drama?
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    If the gear is All/All that means it'll work with pets, right?
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Heck if I know, been almost two decades since I played Rogue.
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Monks scouring the land for 0.0 weight Plate
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    In the Midwest land is cheap and fat people are plentiful, so it's easy to start up small restaurants, get popular, and expand a bit without leaving the region. A lot of cities will have like 4-5 restaurants of the same "chain" that doesn't exist outside of a 2hour drive.
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Imagine Rogue backstabbing with all/all 2HP
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Runza is a bit more unique, their titular sandwich is kind of like an elongated kolache? My Dad's boss in Canada used to have him smuggle them across the border because he was addicted.
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    EQ TLP - Mischief (Free Trade / Random Loot)

    Mischief, but everyone is Ranger. Raids consist of keystone cops'ing all over the place.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Runza is probably my favorite fast food burger. Which is weird, because I should be going to runza to order a runza, but half the time those're undercooked naff. Don and Millie's also delicious and horrible for you. You know the burger's done right when the wrapper has turned clear, right?
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    MTG thread

    There are no sealed alpha booster boxes. The cling wrap came later. And the booster packs are easily searchable, which is why the hype openings are Starter Decks, since they were actually sealed so you have a chance of finding good shit. My dad brought home a starter from doing audit work on...
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    MMORPG vs RPG?

    EQ dev team relied on level 36 Paladins posting in Allakhazam comments to balance their game. So not hitting level cap or raiding actually makes you a better judge of EverQuest.
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    Warhammer 40k

    Children's cartoon featuring nurglings and squigs
  39. Kuro

    Miniature Painting

    Some day I'll learn how to take non-bigfoot photos.