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  1. Kuro

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    But because races can no longer be inherently evil, this mindflayer reached zhir position of honor in dwarf society by helping the dwarves deal with traumatic memories and consuming their biased schema constructs within their minds in order to help them lead a kinder, more intersectional life...
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    Investing General Discussion

    Maybe he'll give $10,000 to each stockholder
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    Diablo Immortal

    This will be Blizzard's most profitable game ever, and they will use that as a cudgel in their other product development teams
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    MTG thread

    I absolutely love Jaxis.
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    Marvel Snap (CCG by ex-Hearthstone devs)

    Ben Brode could sell me testicular cancer, so I'll probably give this a shot
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    Miniature Painting

    He is ready for any chaos soup list you throw at him
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    Investing General Discussion

    But economists will have to consider the possibility of future Clown Stabbings when working on their models afterward.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Fucking Brianna Peppers over here.
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    Investing General Discussion

    This is trying to trick me into dollar cost averaging instead of just capping out my retirement accounts at the start of the year.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Obviously we need to get another pandemic lockdown to fix these numbers
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    MTG thread

    Just reprint force of negation in standard, ezpz (joking, half the combos are creature based because it is The Current Year)
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    MTG thread

    Obviously the correct whale move is to have a blinged out 40k commander deck and then also make a full 40k army for that faction. You can even commission a fellow FoHer to paint it ;)
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    MTG thread

    Somehow $112.50 a deck isn't as high as I expected for the collector edition
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    MTG thread

    If the whole deck is foil it will all Pringle the same way and thus remain playable, pretty big brain
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    Miniature Painting

    I wonder if Warhammer commission artists will start doing Warhammer alters for Magic cards. Gotta keep them decks visually consistent when you upgrade em
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    Hearthstone

    Now add back in buddies and Darkmoon fair tickets for clownshow
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    MTG thread

    So we've got ultramarine art and abaddon art, that's two out of four decks down. Guess it comes down to whether they think they can make more money pandering to long-standing factions with the last two slots with something like Eldar/Orks, or piling on the current sisters/necrons marketing...
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    Investing General Discussion

    If it brightens your day, just think of all the idiots who put their student loan payments into the market for "making some money during the freeze" who thought they'd pop it out +15%
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So will I still be able to call folks huntards?
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    Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate

    Why would they need denuvo? The Emperor Protects.
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    MTG thread

    I'm actually less interested in collecting due to that. Bling is kind of pointless when it's raining from the heavens and nobody has any idea what version came from where. It's like mount recolors in WoW.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Because it's our easiest class marker. If you're poor, or were raised poor, you probably have shit teeth because you couldn't afford dental care and were eating poor people food, which is cheap, soft, and packed with sugar. Or you're a Meth-head.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    "Was Shadowlands driving away all the substantive WoW youtubers part of the Jailer's plan for me to get this interview?!"
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Asmongold is the totem spirit of the kind of gamer devs are desperate to erase from the memory of the genre. His braying laugh is the toll of doom for their dreams of video games being played on rooftops with trendy 20-somethings.
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    MTG thread

    Sleeve your deck in alternating blue pink and grey sleeves and if anyone shuffles your deck on presentation call the judge for transphobia
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    MTG thread

    Scrub for new default pronoun. It's gender neutral!
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    Flesh and Blood

    Baller
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    How to not inspire faith in your company: Get on stage and talk about how developing big games is hard and you're all burned out and want to work on low effort trash and are thus pivoting to mobile games.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They should add a pause button to mythic+ so that I can hold people hostage
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    Flesh and Blood

    They're trying really hard to make me play nullrune in cc. I refuse. 1000% Disrespect
  31. Kuro

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Only so many ways to dangle shit off a hat
  32. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The only acceptable furry is Skaven, because they are the opposite of everything furries imagine themselves to be
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Which is weird with half the new hires having gone out of their way to get boobs
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Original Iksar look better. You had 22 years.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The main thing I remember from first patch wrath was people not being willing to take tanks below a certain defense threshold for dungeons, but that threshold required having dungeon tank gear
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This is the year of our lord two thousand twenty two sir, chokers are used for hiding Adams apples now
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I'd play MoP again. MoP Monk was one of the most hilariously fun clusterfucks.
  38. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Stonebro seems like a solid dude
  39. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Surely dragon riding dailies will be as fondly remembered as WotLKs vehicle dailies
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Probably the Tortollans, we did give them a bunch of ancient artifacts. They're finally going to make the world safe for all the little turtles.