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  1. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    "Does asmongold hurt your desire to play?" No, that would be your gameplay design
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    Ashes of Creation

    They could totally work that into a fantasy realm. You know the ancient secrets of Paddlefanny Style martial arts, and in order for anyone else to use the class they have to pay you for training
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    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    9am weekday movie time
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    Wheel of Time

    Making agelmar an asshole doesn't stand out as much when everyone's an asshole.
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    Weather

    Ended up being pretty quick/low-impact here, few branches down. Need to get a car wash though, looks like the heavens ate taco bell.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Why didn't I just ride the eagles to Vesper Bay?
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    Weather

    Getting 80+ mph winds through town this afternoon, had to undo the Christmas decorations
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    MTG thread

    I wouldn't regret selling out at any time. By all rights this game/company should have killed itself a half dozen times over the last thirty years, and could still do so. They've recently actively fucked up enough to kill off the format that drove the majority of in-store play for the bulk of...
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    Wheel of Time

    Most powerful doesn't matter when you got a shank
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    Wheel of Time

    We've got Nynaeve for forsaken soloing
  11. Kuro

    New World

    If you're not max fishing in every MMO are you even a fan of the genre?
  12. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    As someone who loves playing melee the smoothness of D3 was definitely more enjoyable to me than the POE melee experience back then
  13. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Daybreak, Blizzard, FunCom and Amazon should work together to make an MMO.
  14. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    If he trades the dagger for it we've neatly eliminated like 800 pages of story!
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    Wheel of Time

    I look forward to him buying a cool horn from some peddler in Tar Valon.
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    Miniature Painting

    Time to request a Ynnead kitbashed out of a Keeper of Secrets to make my friend absolutely livid.
  17. Kuro

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    "Because of The Implication" might be the most quoted line of a comedy show I've ever heard
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    Wheel of Time

    She's a strong independent mare don't need no stallion
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    Wheel of Time

    In the book/setting the complete symbol is the ancient Aes Sedai symbol. In the setting at the point of the show, it's generally shown broken into two, the black "fang of the dragon" which is cursed/evil/dangerous/masculine, and the Flame of Tar Valon, which is good/light/knowledge/feminine...
  20. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So you're saying they want to slaughter our sacred cows?
  21. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    It's going to be the most true-to-life funko pop
  22. Kuro

    Investing General Discussion

    Farewell, Taiwan
  23. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    EverQuest 2 in absolute shambles
  24. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Much like fetches, I'd be happier banning the RL cards than reprinting them. And I own a lot of both types of cards.
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    Wheel of Time

    Imagine if someone actually tried to adapt Piers Anthony's weird horny ass books. Spell For Chameleon was my first full-sized book when I was a kid, so I have a soft spot for the dude.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm getting a lot of miniature assembly/painting done at least
  27. Kuro

    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    Hoping that negative modifiers stack until overflow loops back around to creating a good movie
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    I never understood the idea of heroes of the storm as an eSports. The entire design was to minimize the impact of individual player skill, how do you build engaging narratives around that?
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    Wheel of Time

    The thing is, doing all of this to "surprise" the audience doesn't even serve the people they're trying to surprise right now. "Aaaand now your main character is not the people we've characterized and given you time to know, but this random guy we made sure to shove to the back of the screen...
  30. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Spirit is the "fifth element" and is used for wonky magics. The Aes Sedai rules-lawyer their way around the oaths pretty regularly, since they're only bound by the words of the oath, not the intent. The oaths are a relatively new thing in the setting, forced upon them by a King who distrusted...
  31. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    Mind control weaves are a thing, but forbidden/forgotten for the most part, they come back into play as the Forsaken wake up. A lot of fuckery is done with Teleportation later in the books, but it's another forgotten weave at the start. For most of the books, fast travel is only available via...
  32. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Instead, they will make catboys in dresses
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    Wheel of Time

    It makes me sad that my brain went "It's Perrin Bling Eyes now"
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Reaper damage is not scaled down to sub 50 properly, logged in to knock out a dungeon daily on one of my tanks and everything just immediatly melted to two reapers. Ended up getting 18 levels in an hour thanks to the insta-queueueue and reapers/laser-healers everywhere.
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    Wheel of Time

    I now want this show to get 18 seasons so we can see how derp the seanchan Ogier Sardaukar look
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    Miniature Painting

    Was warned that the Marvel Crisis Protocol starter box models were fiddly. Thought I was going along fine until I hit miss marvel and one of her fiddly little upper arms flew the coop. Replaced it with a little piece of sprue. Guess I paint it white and pretend it's a random piece of...
  37. Kuro

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Probably plays a night elf priest
  38. Kuro

    Wheel of Time

    No no you see it's consistent with the rest of the books. Becoming Dragonsworn makes you super retarded.
  39. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, half of the new Unglued set is legacy/edh legal. Cards that care about artists, speech, or manual-dexterity are still "silver bordered", but dice rolling stuff is now part of real MTG thanks to AFR. They're all physically black bordered, but the illegal cards have an acorn foil stamp
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    Wheel of Time

    Are they going to do the thing video games do where they try to make a scene look like a videogame, except here it'll just be someone reading a book of exposition at the audience?