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If you completely swallow your food before cramming more into your face, isn't every bite breakfast?

What did this mean? You told her you didn't want it? I hope you explained why.

ugh I mean, 10 years is most likely a life sentence for her. I read the story expecting it to be something questionable like spanking a kids bare ass because he was acting up. But nope, they're saying full on sex. I wonder how long she's been doing it, maybe she was hot when she first did it...

It's easy to escape your ethnicity. I come on FoH and pretend to be white all the time.

I was thinking along the lines of barbarians who took the path of the beserker, which would mean all kinds of extra skills to figure out. Frenzy and rage would be nice additions. So if you have summoned creatures like this, can you let them borrow better weapons and armour?

jesus. thats a lot of beserkers. I hope I don't have to feed them. So would I have to roll those zerkers up or do they have preset stats and abilities?

I might be doing a christmas one shot soon and the DM said we could each pick a single item from the DM guide as a Christmas gift. So, what do I want? I'll probably be playing a battle master for this. Is there a good source for finding those items and maybe searching for things that would be...

The PeePee dance works and I can't figure out why.

Don't forget that many of them actually believe DST gives us an extra hour of daylight.

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He's just trying to be like his daddy. He sees what you do with those goats.

DisneyWho or Dr Disney Princess. Second one would have worked better if jodie whittaker had been the first disney dr.

There's a song called "you're the reason god made oklahoma". You can tell from the title that's it obviously a slam song along the lines of "you're so vain". But the way they sing it makes it sound almost like a love song. I love songs where a merry melody hides something dark. It's like...

You don't get an opinion on the rewards and punishments.

How about winner gets banned for 2 months, loser gets banned for 1?

Weird, I never thought about it like that, but I guess the norm when you don't have a bye is 1 game in 13 days. I think that's just a disingenuous metric some C-tier broadcaster came up with to fill time.

Stop. My penis can only get so erect. it means he follows the way now like a true mando. Also, stop, my penis can only get so erect.

Oh I thought you meant another one had been fired after being dismantled by dak.

What other DC did he kill?

Weren't they saying Ron just recovered from cancer or something? He could still be riding that pity wave.

Reminds me of the chevron gas cards. You'd get like 10 cents off per gallon if using them, so I'd buy myself the gas gift cards and refill them when needed. Ran into lots of tards who didn't know how to do that with credit cards or even how to refill cards. It got so bad that by the end, I...

What is wrong with you. You can't say shit like "to teach her a lesson". Just stop protecting it. Release it the same way other pictures and videos associated with a case sometimes get released. Victims are the only ones who should be protected.

Who was it that caught that ball? Has Dak ever thrown him the ball? I think his status line for the year might be 1 catch on zero targets. I was impressed that dolly was actually out there singing at her age and not lip syncing.

Once again. When will somebody produce said videos? I don't understand why authorities protect the shit that adults send to kids. Part of the punishment should be that everyone gets to see it.

Easily the most successful asshat competition ever.

showing off that core. #lifegoals

@Amod I request you move this rocky derail into the ask amod thread.

It would be fun to have the asshat avatar change every year to reflect the winners. Add a puddle of piss, a moon bat, etc. This year it could get some curly locks or putin. But that would get too busy for an avatar. Perhaps it could be the official banner for FSR or the shaw?

I had this week off too. Until an emergency came up and now I have to work thursday and friday. Well, in fairness, I might have to work. We're waiting on another company to do something so it might slip. But in the meantime I'm in limbo. Good thing I wasn't going out of town for thanksgiving.

Didn't they shack up?

If we added putin to the asshat avatar I would be willing to change all my votes to eraser.

Isn't it amazing how similar his strategy is to folder's last year? Campaign, pretend to want it, then he can claim victory win or lose. It's almost like they share a brain. Anyway, I vote womie

Thanks for summing up your entire personality in 2 sentences. But no one asked for that.

How do you faggots even remember Rocky this well? Quick poll, how many of you have rewatched it since the argument began? Followup question, how many of you don't really remember the movie and are winging it?

Your title will be gone and everyone will forget who you are.

It was a great guild. The only rule was that we all had to have a name that was a variation of Hoss. We never killed anything worth a damn, but it was a great guild.

Araysar vs. wormie - eraser is a one trick asshat. Womie is well rounded and hits all the important definitions of asshat.

Takes more to be a jew than having a rabbi suck your dick.

That's the absolute dumbest take on this competition that's ever been posted. Do you think you won for wrong think? Dog fucking isn't just about wrong views dipshit. People don't make it this far for simple wrong-think. Some people engage in wrong think and are also asshats. It's like the...

So what is an asshat. This round is tough because for the first time the contestants were asshats in different enough ways that I had figure out what a true asshat is. The two definitions I was using were 1. obtuse, insufficiently conscious of one's surroundings. Related to having their...