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If your ancestors never colonized any native women, can you really even claim to be british? A True brit's ancestry will be as muddled as his language.

Broh. how do you know so little about pocket pussies? They can be used as dildos too.

these guys?

hasn't happened for a couple years now. I think we're getting soft. Plus, LLR is afraid of looking anti semitic.

We need a third party audit. @pharmakos give us the correct current vote totals please.

Normally, out of date and poorly worded signs rustle my jimmies. At my workplace right now, there are no parking signs out in the middle of the parking lot. I have no idea what we're not supposed to park in front of because every day there are people parked all around the signs. One fell to...

Did you actually count, or just make up some numbers? Count seems sus, but I'm not going to count ballots.

I picked porn, pocket pussy, hand lotion, and beef jerky.

Truly my favorite part of this competition every year is the people who can't figure out how to find the current thread to vote.

more like Except it needs to be a pair of fat losers like Doug Heffernan and Paul Blart

It's kind of pointless with Chris out

folder vs eraser is a tough one. folder is definitely more tolerable. I'm going to have to ponder on what the true meaning of asshat is.

100 times a day? I think you're forgetting about his alts. Add in foler's posts per day at a minumum. But that's nothing compared to what we know he's capable of. Do you remember when he was running hodj and manessa and arguing with himself? He's slowed way down.

He can always work under the table too. Like, say as a drug mule or a glory hole attendant. If he follows eraser's career path he might even one day make it into the lucrative field of *checks notes* being a lying sack of shit bet welcher on the internet.

Why don't you ask ChatGPT for some suggestions on how to monetize your talent? Let us know how far down the list it places "drug mule"

eraser writing AI code to replace teachers is actually less believable than folder going to ukraine.

hey man, you are what you are. I'm sure you're a giant asshat to someone somewhere. But this is varsity here. The Big Leagues.

An hero. Send the video to folgerbroh for verification. We will all vote for you in memoriam and you can deny the crown to folger one more time.

there's not nearly enough garbage in this ad. Even if it is green to indicate the toxic waste dumps.

I felt like he was making fun of timely in that scene. But it could have just as easily been self deprecating humour if kang is capable of that.

Well nice girls aren't typically on the floor. So if you tripped over a chick she's probably in your league.

Is this a vote for both? That would make sense in the next round when the choice will be the eraser alt or the folder alt.

I forgot all about that. At any rate, he's still just one loki out of an infinite number.

Stop giving internet randos power over your. Watch and enjoy what you like and fuck them and whatever hidden messages they think are happening.

Not sure why yall think loki has to be gone from the MCU. This loki was a variant. Still plenty of them out there including the one from the sacred timeline that we have been following. Do you think that victor timely was the one from the sacred timeline? He was HWR's backup plan and he...

Sounds good. I suggest you do one per page.

Hey, she was just guiding that penis to where it belonged.

He must be really fucking good at it. I voted for him in previous rounds out of respect for his game. But this the first true asshat he's faced who's posts I read.

@Araysar Araysar vs. Ambiturner - A russian and a welcher. But I repeat myself. pharmakos vs. @Foler Foler - Pharma doesn't have folebroh's dedication. Besides, Foler is broke and could really use the cash prize from winning this thing. Mr. Sox vs. @Kirun Kirun - I don't play in whatever...

It's too bad the finals can't be foler vs his alt eraser. Then dirk could just call the whole thing off for the year and not post the final voting thread. There could be consolation prize for the second place winner. Like maybe an avatar of putin getting buttfucked by Muhammed.

Was omegle before chateurbate?

That's an even faker personality. As a guild leader you have to suppress a lot of urges to tell people what you really think. You have to pretend to be objective and to care about mentally unstable dipshits.

Maybe the combination will bring out both of your best qualities instead of all of the worst. Do either of you have any good qualities?

I was thinking along the lines of Kelley Kapowski, but I looked her up and her chin is pointier. Audrey is much closer.

Bro, do you even science? Baldness genes are carried on the Y chromosome. Your mom's dad is the best indicator.

Even his mom is looking good and that's right after giving birth. Gram gram reminds me of an actress. I just can't remember who.

99% of the board hates you. It's safe to say that both of them 'have something against you' I never read those threads. Is he captain super spreader because he was attending super spreader events, or because he was bitching about them? Or maybe he attended them while also bitching about them?

@Araysar Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Welching ruskie. I guess thats redundant. Ambiturner vs. @Lanx Lanx - fake asian. Cultural appropriation of that magnitude is asshaty. @pharmakos Pharmakos vs. Boozecube - Cant think of anything booze has ever said that bothered me. Tuco vs...

or a new name for clap and gonorrhea.

Now just a dern minute there mister. That's quite the allegation you're making. Can you point out examples of his 10 most cuntfacy posts?