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  1. popsicledeath

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I say go for it, @Nirgon! Trying to steal the Vanguard database.... they'd probably just send you for a psyche eval. Only real risk is if they see your hopium posts in the Pantheon thread they'd probably forcibly commit you. Just stick to Vanguard crazy, not Pantheon crazy, and you'll be a-okay.
  2. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    For PC searches I just back button through cat video categories to pump up cat video metrics, then forward button the next day, then back button the next day. Rarely even stop to watch a cat video! But muh time sink. I coulda been a millionaire if I decided not to work full time for MS Rewards.
  3. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Yeah, totally, I could give up MS Rewards and save myself 15 minutes a day of shit I typically do anyway. And boy the free time I'd save. If put it into a job that paid me to sit on the toilet where I do most of Rewards clicks, why I could buy the same games and hardware I'd buy for my gaming...
  4. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Been doing Xbox Ambassador program for the past quarter. It's mostly the same as always, just clicking shit without actual participation. Sometimes LFG 'missions' where you just find groups started just to get credit for the mission so you don't actually have to play anything. All pretty dumb...
  5. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    The Tapatio peanuts are pretty good. Spicy in flavor instead of that weird chemical tasting spice a lot of shit has now days that just burns but doesn't taste like much. Weird thing is everywhere I only see the mixed nuts, and peanuts only on ebay, so maybe discontinued? The spiciest Tapatio...
  6. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    There are no more burger stands or similar places around here (or the last city I lived in that was sort of known for them and they all got pushed out of business it seems). That's the shame. Used to be willing to pay more for a better product from a small, local business, but now they're gone...
  7. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Bought a cheap $12 phone/controller holder. Been playing a few basic games like Slay the Spire on Xcloud while random stuff is on TV. Works great, even on my pay-per-minute phone that was basically free with purchase of minutes. Amazing the cheap gaming options these days. I hope they do...
  8. popsicledeath

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Good point. If they'd just let George R&R Martin have his way we wouldn't have gotten a rushed, shitty ending. The ending can't be bad if we never get the ending!
  9. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    User reviews are funny for this game. I'll summarize the two types: 1-4 star ratings mostly address the game and it being unplayable garbage, or playable garbage, to hoping/wishing there are future patches that help fix the garbage because it could be fun but is garbage. 5 star ratings: the...
  10. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Well, yeah, of course they're dying more. They got the buggy version of the game and you have an advantage since you never get any bugs. Where can I get me some of them bug free versions of Cyberpunk and this steaming pile?
  11. popsicledeath

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Better than some alternatives. Like syphilis, go figure. Or shanked by a meth whore, go figure. I'm thinking your story ending with divorce or going to counseling is the least of the things I would have figured. What was it that put her over the edge? Or in a twist ending are you demanding she...
  12. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    How much thinking is required by literally ordering an item verbatim from the menu? Now we should list all the other versions of similar items we don't want, so they don't have to think too much? You sure?
  13. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    No. Mouse and keyboards I could see overcoming awkward controls. Controller feels like being forced to only keyboard-arrow-turn in EQ. It basically requires target lock to even function, but that POV has its own problems. And if it requires target lock, why not just make it an auto-target system...
  14. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Console and PC crossplay is just going to reveal even more how shit this game is on console with a controller. They'd be smart to keep them separated at this point. Are UI elements and windows opening/closing freezing the game for a few seconds on PC? Because being frozen for two seconds to be...
  15. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Assuming the game is more smooth and playable on PC. I think it will be the main source of misunderstanding about reactions to the game. It's launching with what feels like a bad port on console. And for no reason because didn't someone say no crossplay? So they could have changed some...
  16. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    No, no my apologies. Honestly didn't know you were neuroatypical and had a hard time deciphering casual conversation. I asked for an answer to one question. Does that mean I'm personally very angry and an insolent child and the one thing I wanted to see you try to defend is the only point I was...
  17. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Yes. Yes you're right. The real problem isn't movement controls are shit, targeting is shit, there are absurd animation locks and warping and movement/attack sync issues, and everything in the game generally feels sluggish and plodding.... the problem is actually that people in this thread are...
  18. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    This is how bad the game is. With a half hour of trying the game I came up with a handful of very noticeable flaws that are so fundamental and perplexing that it indicates foundational issues in game design and the mentality and/or abilities of developers. And instead of being able to defend the...
  19. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Yes, this is how dumb and unintuitive the design is. The game, once you select your mission on the map, gives you connect-the-dot markers to run to the other part of camp to load the mission. They took the time to add in directions to this pointless, poor game design! I wasn't meaning literally...
  20. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Yes, half baked, incomplete, with inexplicable design 'decisions' left in the game. Glad we agree, fren. Even still, in Monster Hunter I thought I remember you just loaded/clicked a UI button when you were ready. I don't remember running to a vacant, pointless spot in camp to 'load' the...
  21. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    To be fair, last time we were in Spokane (pretty white area) the Chic-Fil-A they had one black dude and he was very polite and articulate. Which I know is racist to point out a black person being articulate, but the shocking thing was more than he was a teenager and articulate. But, yeah, spoke...
  22. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    Only say "sausage mcgriddle" (as was done multiple times) or say "sausage mcgriddle, only" (and have them think that's the only item being ordered)? But either way, no. How many times do you have to say the exact wording on their menu for them to understand "SAUSAGE MCGRIDDLE!" Said it like...
  23. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    It's like they designed this game from the ground up to be a shitty console port in an era when a game like this would feasibly be played on controllers even on PC. The controls/movement in this game remind me of a claw-toy machine I used once that had two joysticks, one for forward-back, one...
  24. popsicledeath

    The Fast Food Thread

    Recent trip to McDs: I'd like a Sausage McGriddle. Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle? No, Sausage McGriddle. Got it, Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle. No, just sausage on the McGriddle. The pancake sandwich with just sausage. Sausage McGriddle. Oh, pancakes? That's actually called hotcakes with...
  25. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Archers just need to parry to get stamina back? Great game design.
  26. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Just technical stuff, like one class being crippled by stamina drain, while another can spam every stamina draining ability and never run out? And FOV zoom linked to target lock? And lots of running pointlessly to locations in the same hallway style levels? These are poor decisions in game...
  27. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    I thought the game may not be great, but could still be stupid fun, but it seems broken on fundamental, foundational levels. At least the thread will still be entertaining if there is a fanboy or two willing to defend the game, though.
  28. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Overall controls are awkward. Combat feels clunky and sluggish. Not intuitive at all or expected standards of the format. Targeting is sorta shitty, but non-target style is worse. Not really an autotarget system and the controls are shit, so gets annoying. Was hoping for something like the...
  29. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Thanks for the reply. I appreciate real people over every review I read that just says everything is always great, then give mediocre scores. Wireless and/or bluetooth sound perfect for me since I swap between story moments in games and podcasts on phone as is, so would use that function on...
  30. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    I thought you might be exaggerating a bit, but holy shit the entire screen is covered in my username repeated probably 50 times (counted: 66 full and partials down either side). I get they want to deter early screenshots or whatever, but couldn't play with that eye AIDS covering the entire...
  31. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Thanks. Was wondering/asking about it in the Dark Alliance thread since it seems heavily online. I'm pretty anti-social so don't even own a headset and definitely not an audiophile. Anyone think I'd notice or care between the $100 xbox vs $40 Kingston HyperX CloudX? Would only use for online...
  32. popsicledeath

    Dark Alliance (Drizzt and co in Icewind Dale)

    Showed girlfriend the trailer with the Flight of the Conchords guy she likes. She recognized him immediately and said the game looked fun, so very good marketing because she rarely plays games, mostly lego games or telltale, but was interested. She survived minecraft dungeons okay, so won't be...
  33. popsicledeath

    Xbox Megathread

    Forza Horizon 5 this year? Nice. Thought not til next year for some reason. Old fallout games for game pass are finally ultimate editions, which is about time, but PC only, so still half dumb. Maybe they're still selling DLCs on console? Just annoying me at this point because who doesn't own...
  34. popsicledeath

    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    Remember the defense of these companies dumbing down their games for mass market online experiences was they'd make so much money (and bring new fans in!) they'd then be MORE able to fund the more intricate or involved single player games. They either miscalculated and aren't making the money or...
  35. popsicledeath

    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    Holy crap. I built my last PC around Skyrim. Now I'm playing it on xbox.... What am I doing with my life!
  36. popsicledeath

    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    Confirmed it doesn't work on lapsed accounts? Usually these deals work if you just let sub expire. Can then stack live cards again and convert 1to1 ratio. Thought about ultimate on my girlfriend's account with the 3 months for a dollar to earn more points to buy myself some head phones. But...
  37. popsicledeath

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    That's what pissed me off. Not that I had to grind and started out a bit suckier. I mean, I made a 5' 11" point guard focused on nothing but speed and handling and passing. But my guy couldn't handle the ball, couldn't pass, and was slow. And the only offense capability I was built for was...
  38. popsicledeath

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    I should have been more specific that I was thinking of mostly the NBA Live 19 and the NBA2K franchises were shockingly bad in the way they cripple your player in career mode and of course for online play. The career modes are the big thing they offer that is supposed to be so innovative, but...
  39. popsicledeath

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Most of the big sports games are long, boring, intentionally frustrating grinds designed to punish you into paying to power level your character. That kind of graft almost works for me in an RPG where there is an expectation of building a character. But sports? My character is a top prospect, 18...