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I had such high hopes for this game. I mean there has to be a market for a MMO meets "Horde Mode" meets "sandbox, EVE like, player created content" meets "horror, zombie, survival" game. Fuck I would play the shit out of it. More drama updates...

Fuck eagles, and fuck reposts

Cows

Holy fucking hell, anorexic much?

Umm my tactic is to be as non-friendly and standoffish as possible to her friends and coworkers. No one says shit to me, worked out so far, been married 10 years.

This. It will be tough on the mother, but it sounds like she has been lacking structure in her life.

It is hard to advise you on something like this. It is a deep personal choice. Each decision closes certain doors, and opens others. My son and daughter are my legacy, something that will live on until I die. They both are a cost financially and cut into my personal time a great deal, but as...

My friends and I at a Dynamo game. I am the extremely white guy on the right, acting like a clown in this pic.

Even better, find yourself a used Elantra with 24k miles on it. Save you more money.

So yea, shooting at a mall in Portland, OR. Coincidence?

Guys, being a fan of a winning team is weird, and I feel a little awkward. Need some help. How should I feel after the Pats thrashed my Texans on MNF? I mean, we are going to the playoffs, which is a good thing as it is the only second time it has happened. But we got spanked, analed...

Had one, went smooth. The "no cut" vas. Worst part of the actual process was the local anesthetic. He had to shoot up my balls with what seemed like 100 injections. In the meantime, the doc is trying to talk about cars and shit with me because I told him what I do for a living: Doc...

UT is always the big dog in Texas, always has been. Any Aggie will admit the rivalry with Texas is much bigger for the Aggies than it is for the Tsips. Texas looks at Sooners as their real rival. Not to mention you have baby brother Red Raider jumping up and down at Aggies and Horns saying...

Having served my country, I could care less what PSY sings about. If anything I am disappointed he did not stand by his comments. This just goes to show you that a lot of Franklin's can make even a foreigner love the US even in the face of something he deemed tragic enough to sing out against...

Pretty simple really. The cost of ownership for a MBN will be much, much higher than buying a new/used Hyundai. That goes for everything related on a service/parts level. Simple maintenance on a MBN will cost quite a bit more. If you want the status (although a used MBN does not really...

Sonny Dykes would have been a better hire than Butch Jones IMO

Stop trolling bro, OSU couldn't beat USC, okie st., Texas, or even Boise St. Urban better start scheduling someone real OOC playing in the Big East, I mean Big 10.

What did I tell you, Sonny ****'s went to Cal-Berkley. Tennessee is fucking up. LaTech coach name filtered by CNNSI on the announcement, very lulzy

Layout needs some work I think. Too much black I think?

Oh fuck, Oh god...

Bro, she sucked your dick for 20 minutes without you nutting. Of course she "likes" you.

Consider me floored... Wow

Did Sutekh account get hacked and everyone is just accepting this as normal? Edit: Voyce, what Sutekh said, pretty much spot on. Read it and abide by it. Sorry to hear about your dog, been there, done that. Losing a family member is tough.

My retort to the above, having been married now for 9 years...I concur I do this shit constantly, I don"t try to analyze her problems, I don"t try and solve her problems. I just sit quietly, responding with short acknowledgments to show I am paying attention and wait until she is done. The...

If you were smart you would have replied: "Damn, we are so close to wanting the same thing. As it happens I am looking for a girl who is willing to take a shit on my chest while she is jerking me off. Maybe we can working something out?" As keg said, she trolled you.

In honor of Easter JESUS CHRIST THIS THREAD

This thread

I think Fedor would be better qualified tbh

Just follow the nose bro.

lol

Would it not be "The Honorable Juged" presiding?

fucking lawl? I was tearing up at this part. Sad part is, for all the grief I give Etoille about twinkies/oreos, she is probably my "type" of woman (IE full figure). I just cant stand her damn posts 80% of the time. Epic post Keg

@Antarius - Curious about the question posed by said chick. Is that like her prereq questionnaire for prospective men to message her? If so, that bitch is going to die alone. Bitches who take themselves too seriously AKA Cat ladies = fuck off

Damn son...

I really hope you are kidding

My wife is taller than me in heels. I love that shit, no idea why.

Was thinking the same. Cultural differences make a huge difference, but it also completely different when it comes to men and women.

roflmao, God Damn keg is on fire!

Money quote right here. I busted out laughing in my office when I read this.

Everyone maybe ignoring this comment, but seriously... wat