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Hell yes I remember GLOW. Palestina had glorious pendulous boobs and Sally the Farmer's Daughter's ass was no slouch either.

You should've brought a nip or 2 of some nice alcohol. Hell I've eaten pot cookies at the hospital. :P

You'll definitely find out if they fucked up when you try your new glasses on.

I don't know if they got rid of them but every now and then Twitch would play an ad that was 3 minutes or longer. I had adblock off to support various streamers but man fuck that horseshit. Yeah sure you can skip it but come on fuck that shit on principle alone. Adblock4life now!

Well that is absolutely terrifying but what a helluva birth story that kiddo has!

Yesterday I spent the day and night at my cousins with another friend and we played various table top games and rocket league. While high of course. Had the event planned for over a month squeezed in before my surgery on 7/3. I was very relieved to her from my wife saying bed time went smoothly...

Holy hell my wife would have lost her goddamn mind if that were to happen to us. lol Big time grats for that self delivery!

I agree. I don't see how cock and ball torture is going to help her anxiety and I'm sure Chaos isn't going to volunteer his set for her to try it out. I blame this board for that being my first go to for CBT.

phew! Thank god I'm not the only one.

Neo Geo was the Holy Grail of gaming when I was a kid. I knew I would never own one. The fact that you could take your memory card to arcades and play games there then go home and continue blew my stupid 10 year old mind.

When it comes to medical shit sometimes you've just got to laugh. Otherwise you will go insane or murder someone or both.

He picked the tape out. Saw it and grabbed for it then fussed when I'd try to take it away. I figured it's his face it's going to save. He can have the ugliest tape he wants to have. We are hardly a high class family. Definitely closer to no class on the scale.

Hahahaha shit painting! Thank Xenu we haven't had to deal with that at all yet. Reminds me of a story my uncle told me bout my cousin when she was about 2. Found her in her bedroom with her shit filled diaper open on the floor and she was playing with it like playdough. Smeared everywhere too...

My favorite B-word. LOL Congrats that relief must feel great. :)

After this surgery once I've recovered enough. I'm either buying myself something or we're doing something to celebrate getting that shit over with. Can definitely squeeze you in somewhere.

Ok that was pretty goddamn funny. Here's a reenactment of our son dancing during the fire truck song at group today.

I plan on reading the fuck out of the Expanse series. Almost done with book 1 and I'm severely hooked. And Fentanyl will be my drug of choice. As awesome as they are Morphine and Dilaudid both turn my bowels to cement which ends up causing more pain than what they're trying to relieve for me...

Thanks for the well wishes guys. The worst part is going to be away from our son for so long. I plan on catching up on some reading once I'm coherent enough to see straight. Until then I'm mashing the fuck out of the pain button. This hernia and my last hernia (in 2010) were basically from...

This isn't my first rodeo. I had a 3 month stay in Hotel Med a long while back. I should be all set. :)

Abdominal wall reconstruction surgery has been scheduled for July 3rd. Here we go! It'll be a 10-12 hour surgery for my surgeon and a plastic surgeon so check in is 5am FML. I'm expecting to be in for 10 days. Had the same surgery but not quite this large bout 6 years ago and that's how long of...

This is definitely where the fucking lizard people are from. Time to plan a mission to slip a nuke in that hole hot dog in a hallway style. NASA Can't Explain What Made This Strange, Deep Hole on Mars

If it ever comes out of Early Access I might find out. Till then I'll take your word for it. :P

Good luck sir.

RE: Strains Look for Jack Herer. During my chemo I used maybe 9-10 different strains and the Jack Herer made me feel the most upbeat even at the worst. If you have anxiety while using JH then you should probably avoid using pot again. :p Jack Herer Strain Information

Does this game really have an expansion available for purchase while it's still in Early Access? That is hilarious to me.

Our son does the same exact thing during the same exact situations. So I loaded up the Rocket League Championship stream on the TV and the little dude lit right up. I figured he loves cars/trucks and loves watching soccer at the fields nearby so I figured he'd dig watching some RL. I didn't...

Fuck I know that feeling all too well. Hang in there man the waiting for shit is by far the worst.

Watched it a while ago but didn't they come to Earth to help humans so that humans could save them thousands of years into the future or some shit? They shared their language which alters a persons perception of time letting them see into the future.

I'd walk away and let him scream it out when you can. That's around the age our son started trying to push our buttons. Fighting fire with fire (yelling back) definitely doesn't work. I tried that too. Our situation may have been a little different as our guy is now 26 months and still has no...

You know the answer to that.

You're just dodging the question. Fine be that way. Clearly that's her boob. If she's 5'10 120lbs those D-cups are where all her weight is at.

Having nurses like that makes everything infinitely easier imo. I've definitely had nurses on the opposite end of the spectrum and I have them sent packing ASAP if I'm staying in the hospital. You don't need to be around that kind of energy. Good luck with the biopsy!

But what about your boobs? The man asked a quesiton.

When I was 15. Pre-cancerous polyps in my colon. The rest is history, including my colon. I've got an appointment next Tuesday to see my surgeon again and finally schedule my surgery. Should be the first week of July. Can't wait for it to over with so I can sit around the house for 2 months...

I've only caught maybe 3 or 4 of his matches total and it seems like if it's close he generally loses otherwise he just rolfstomps whoever he's fighting. Is that pretty much standard practice for him?

Your aim must be REALLY bad if you don't see a difference between aim assist on and off. :P It seems pretty obvious really. Arrows actually curve with aim assist on. No aim assist and shit just goes straight. My aim is dreadful with gamepads too so I do use aim assist and it is definitely less...

I actually just picked up my new pair today and I can indeed confirm - no cankles.

I can't be the only one that noticed Trump "future endeavored" Comey. LOL

Best fart story I've heard from my brother is his 5 year old son walked over to him while he was sitting in this computer chair and cupped his hand then waved it in front of my brothers face. My brother said it was like being punched in the face by a fart. Kid dropped an SBD then pushed it into...

Shut your dirty mouth! It's the hope that keeps me going. :(