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  1. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I watched the cowboys schedule release video. Now I have aids. Please pray for my recovery.
  2. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah well, aparently he agrees with you. He thought she was funny, strange or random. If he thought she was pretty he would have posted her in the PGT.
  3. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    That's the difference between winners and losers. You're trying to get things done IN the abyss. I'm trying to get things done FOR the abyss. That's why you got rookie numbers that need to be pumped up.
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    I've seen a couple dozen episodes (enough to know it's funny), but I never actually tried to watch the series. So I'm in season 1 working my way through now. It's been a little disappointing but I know all series need time to hit their stride so I aint worried. I think Devito will be showing...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "Oh damn, sorry boss. I can't do sunday on such short notice. Already have plans. Bought the tickets and everything. " And if he wants to push it, have him reimburse you $1k for the taylor swift tickets you'll have to give away or something.
  6. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    got any more info on #2? Does that mean just the thursday, sunday night, and monday games? Or does it mean there will be bidding wars among the networks for every cowboy game?
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Too bad about the plans you already had sunday. Unless you're a cuck.
  8. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    If I was a demon in the business of making pacts with mortals, I'd make the demon summoning spell really really simple. Like, simple enough to be done on accident by mispronouncing gesundheit.
  9. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    By being way way smarter than any cop I ran across. My streak is still alive.
  10. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Yeah. I guess none of us actually watched the draft. Less than a page of commentary on it IIRC
  11. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    But that's not my take. You really fucking suck at reading comprehension. I mean, misreading the situaton, yes I think that happened. I'm not saying it's like a date though. The question was asked if aggressive kissing ever works and that's where the discussion of a date came in. Your...
  12. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Bro, the jackson situation had nothing to do with kissing a stranger. That's some shit brutul made up. They were clearly talking. He kissed her, then they kept talking and he kissed her again. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making a 'she was asking for it' argument. It looked pretty clear to...
  13. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I didn't realize it was only one case. I saw the person mention this case was old but I didn't notice you backing off on there being more. OK so this case. She wasn't a stranger. He was chatting her up. To answer the question about whether it's ended well for me. Yes, I have taken a...
  14. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    You're the only one who said anything about a stranger, dude. Again, not getting caught up in the one case because you indicated there were more and that's what I commented on. But even in Jackson's case, it's obvious he was chatting her up. What are the other cases? Are they grabbing random...
  15. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Goddamnit that doesn't appear to be a real product. I need an anniversary gift and that would be perfect.
  16. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Also, don't get bogged down with jackson. I'm not defending him. The question was about an apparent rash of forcible kissing incidents.
  17. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    What? You've never run into a girl who likes it rough?
  18. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    that explains the meme I saw
  19. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    It used to be called seduction. Back when the consequences were at worst a slap in the face or fighting her boyfriend if you'd read the signs wrong.
  20. Hoss

    The Bear

    Parks and rec also moved away from the faux documentary format. I had honestly forgotten that they started that way.
  21. Hoss

    Writers Guild Strike 2023

    I've never heard of "The Bear". It was one of the best shows of 2022? Honestly that checks out and supports my point.
  22. Hoss

    Writers Guild Strike 2023

    Same. People can die and equipment can be destroyed if my programs are fucked up. I'll be long since retired by the time they are willing to trust that to AI.
  23. Hoss

    Babylon 5

    Bro, I finished before I finished reading the tweet. B=======D~~~~
  24. Hoss

    Writers Guild Strike 2023

    I look forward to AI generated scripts that will be more engaging and have fewer plot holes than what's happening now. I know we mostly agree the AI isn't perfect yet, but remember we're comparing it to the TV shows of today, not TV shows from 20+ years ago.
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    bro Themberchaud
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    Reacher

    Yeah, in HS it was legs/arms every other day with sundays off. As old as I am now, I can't go that hard for long. I'll take a week off and come back noticeably stronger. I've not had a problem with stalling out as I got stronger (other than the natural plateaus everyone gets with any physical...
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    Reacher

    I thought we were talking about the QB And you are remembering the rest of that stuff backwards. Looks like the first part of each sentence might be right but I'm not sure I never got into the science of why. If that came from a bodybuilder book, the disconnect might be what he considers...
  28. Hoss

    Reacher

    Different kind of lifting. I assume Jay was going for strength while Alan is going for bulk. Building bulk means you use lower weight and a lot more reps.
  29. Hoss

    Babylon 5

    What an odd way to spell Ivanova.
  30. Hoss

    The Venture Bros.

    Well, it's no Boondocks, but yeah it does seem to take it's sweet time between seasons.
  31. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    Thanks Krip. Now can you come set the time on my VCR? It's just keeps blinking 12:00
  32. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    How? Do you not roll dice to get the stats? Does 6+6+5 not equal 17 in pathfinder?
  33. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    You better be glad he tested the fan free agent waters because it was financially impossible for you to trade him.
  34. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I've always been very introverted, but it's hard to imagine HS me could have tapped that ass and not told anyone. Actually, come to think of it, maybe I would have kept quiet. I was aware of the statutory rape laws back then because technically a sr boning a freshman was illegal (anything...
  35. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I use unearthly chorus from UA and I think the other bard hates me for it.
  36. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I came back to add "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!" and was greeted with this. what the fuck is this shit?
  37. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    you gotta make noises too. Grunting. Heavy breathing. "IT BURNS"
  38. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I thought that was Commander Riker at first.
  39. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What I did was visit the store in the terminal and buy liquor there. Then put it in my carry on and lie when they asked if I had any liquids. It's not like they have another xray machine. On the off chance that they do an actual bag search (I saw it once in about a dozen flights) I was...
  40. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    They're not? I thought the underbite was developed to help them control bulls. Pic unrelated