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Have you seen how fat favreau is? No way.

Is that guy an actual actor or a member of the RL 501st? I think most of them are 501st cosplayers and if he is too, maybe he just couldn't deliver the line.

I actually use soap for showering. It really increases the effectiveness. So that means the soap is there for the shower sex. I'm not sure if any gets deep in her vag because she's got natural lubrication in there.

The soap we use is pretty slippery. Maybe you have really hard water.

that is a good story. I probably would have told the father not to worry about the money just have the kid do the work.

We know retards have retard strength. Maybe retard dick is a thing too.

Because he hangs upside down and cries about how much his life sucks.

Maybe if we had a tankless water heater. But there's no way the hot water would last long enough. I hate coconuts. The smell makes me gag. I suspect I'm allergic to them but since I can't get past the smell I don't eat it very often.

I think they're guessing when it comes to Testosterone. Doctor said I had low T and I had no symptoms at all. So I went on a couple of treatments just to see. Gels didn't work, weekly shots did, but I felt no different at all. All they did was get my numbers up. My wife was worried it would...

I used to know all those special searches. I can't remember what it's called but I think it's related to Grep. A buddy of mine taught it to me. He used to use those modifiers to search for porn. He'd find tons of pics that people had on the web, unsecured, but not actually posted anywhere...

There's nothing wrong with a sample full of strippers.

Except in this case you're the green haired moldy locks chanting ACAB. I'm not even sure what you're suggesting. That I know no women? That I only know 1 token woman?

Definitely give it a few dates. I've had girls grow on me because of their personality.

God, I hate reddit. Can I seek out a woman with aids and fuck her instead? I mean, if I'm going to get aids, I might as well enjoy it. I have to give UPS some credit though. When I redirect with Fedex it always takes days. They say it will take 1-2 days and they'll send me a text when...

I don't know wha'ts funnier. That you think women know what they want, or that they would tell you. I was also going to tell you to stop using tinder if you don't want hookups, but that's already been said. I used ehamony and had good luck. I think paying for the service weeds out the people...

Explain to her that Uncle Sam needs people who speak russian to fight the russians.

Since when? I've had at least 2 fedex packages diverted to a pickup location in the past year. No extra charge and while I don't remember how I did it, I know it wasn't a pain in the ass. I also don't think I have account with them. They text me updates and I'm pretty sure I clicked a link...

Goddamn Fucking UPS. I ordered some liquor so a signature is required. Fine, that's not their fault. But they come to deliver and claim I'm not home when I am. I'll give them a pass because I was in the shop. It's possible they knocked, but they didn't look very hard is all I'm saying...

Did they trailer their bikes into town or ride them in?

That doesn't sound like a 1000 year journey. Pretty sure that could be done by this weekend if I really wanted it. Maybe a little longer if I wanted them to both happen together every time.

The dog don't smoke?

Yeah another thing pulled from legends. Han and Lando dealt with them first. Apparently there are things that live in hyperspace. And like was mentioned, foreshadowing of ezra and thrawn since they were taken away by one of them. Last I heard he refused to wear blue makeup. My wife asked...

I was told scorch was in The Outpost and I don't see him. Did anyone else see where he showed up?

Watched the first ep. I got a drunk history vibe too, but I'm going to keep watching. I do wish they'd do it in longer pieces like I remember the original being. It's silly comedy though and that's what the original was. I'd say it's more like The Kentucky Fried Movie than the original...

I expect it to be garbage. But I'm going to watch it anyway to see what temperature the garbage is.

Can we all take a moment to laugh that the name of the judge who let the ugly teacher off (though this is Australia so maybe she's a victoria 10) is named smallwood.

That's reasonable. That's why we have 2 different words for it. Pedos are technically only fucking pre-pubescent kids. The other category is something like ephebophile. I'm not looking it up to see if I spelled that right.

Oh fuck yeah if they will serve you, do it. I signed up with tachus and requested service half a dozen times now. I would use them in a heartbeat to get away from my cable company. I have no other reasonably fast options. Satellite internet always sucked but it looks tempting sometimes. I...

Reading the article, sounds like the judge is saying 16 is the age of consent and he's not sure the law applies unless there is a child involved. I love how this is kicking off again now that the zoom classroom bullshit is over.

Make it a pic of him on the wheaties box though.

The bigger your compressor, the better it works. I looked into one for my reloading room because normal vacuums cause a lot of static electricity buildup and I knew i was going to spill some powder. I don't remember what's recommended, but if all you have is a pancake compressor, it won't...

Fuck yeah, teacher of the year. How do you think she got those votes? Fat asian though, so going to jail for life.

just found out patron has discontinued my favorite adult beverage. I don't know why, but it's only been around for a few years and most people have never heard if it, so i'm guessing poor sales because of no advertising. Roca Patron. Before it came out my goto was Patron Silver. i'm not...

I continue to be pissed off that these nudes are not publicly available. How the fuck are they keeping them secret?

Yeah what brozak said. It's a cheap trick they pull so the number your bidding is smaller and you don't realize what you're actually paying. Most of the time when an auction house uses it, they use it on all lots with more than one item. Often times even if the items are no where near equal...

Just bought some ammo at an online auction. 3 boxes and I didn't realize they were doing that bullshit 3X the money thing until after the bid was finalized. Nobody else fell for the fuckery so the overpriced ammo is now mine.

I was going to picard him till i read that line.

I think we need pics of the neighbor and her dog as proof. Not fucking the dog necessarily, but she must walk him.

The question says hottest transwoman. That's subjective as hell. If he needs his twig and berries to be hot to you, then there's your answer. Speaking of subjective, I don't believe gender can be changed, so a trans woman is imaginary. To fuck the granny, I'm going to need to know she's...