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I HAVE INTERNETS! I CAN REJOIN THE FUN!

haha actually no. I just haven"t had fucking internet for, oh, fucking feels like forever now. Jesus christ...I never thought I"d wish I had dial up! :/ Anyway, things are progressing pretty well with tattoo artist, albeit a little sketchily, but we"ll see.

I"M NOT DEAD! I ESCAPED! THANK GOD!

Notice how you are one of 2 that aren"t getting good results? I think the flaw might be user error.

USDA stands for United States Department of Agriculture I believe, but I honestly have no idea.

No man, he really does have a huge point. Women are INFINITELY more forgiving of apperance than men are and are much more willing to let personality shine through. This holds for the majority of women, but it is true there are a lot that hold appearance very highly. Take what you THINK you are...

For the people who consider kids a strike. I can completely understand it and I don"t think less of you, it"s just I can understand how it would suck to have that considered against you. I do however think that it"s a much bigger problem for single mothers rather than single fathers, as women...

haha, I never said I followed or ever had to invoke these rules myself, I just know them. Also, I agree, a fatty is never fun.

It"s funny, because I seriously doubt she would, at least not at this juncture in our relationship. She"s actually a pretty normal/sweet girl and really cool. We"ll see where things go, which at the moment seems to be really good places. I"ll livejournal my ass off in here if things update...

lol truth. She plays drums and is just learning to play bass atm. Inculded it because it"s the most recent body shot of her.

/agree Then again, I haven"t really run into that as too big of an issue, since my kid is the cutest god damn mother fucker on this planet and apparently gets all the prime pussy wet for me being such a kick ass dad. By the way, I"m done with the line usage for now, as I met someone...

Ugly is instantly negated in the court of dude by introducing the light switch/alcohol technique.

this thread is full of greatness.

Those tits don"t look 14 sir. I"d hit it, but then I"m also the jailbait fishing perv, so who knows lol. Also, welcome Tyen lulz

rofl awesome

I think galiem could use that benis, just cut a hole in it. Anyway, I"m willing to take the chance that it"s a trap for a fucking hella hot chick who matches me nerd for nerd.

Fucking amazing. A winar is u

lol what rules are those?

because you are too?

Guys, I"m in trouble, D&D girl said she"d dutch oven me if I wasn"t careful. I think I"m in love. jk haha but seriously, wow.

I post at FOH for epic fucking threads like this. Holy fucking shit does this thread deliver some MAJOR fucking lulz and a little bit of nausea to boot. That"s fucked up dude. Gross.

Uh, not much... I"m in NE Texas so Dallas to Shreveport/Bossier are the girls I"ve been messaging. Mostly because one of those 2 cities is where I"m moving to in the next 3 months for the reserves.

holy shit. rofl. Arab guys need only apply.

My date description.

How I found out about it was, we had a "Who"s nerdiest" arguement, so me, being all smug go "You are inflicted with a poison with a DC level 18. Your constitution is 14, what do you have to roll on a D20 to save?" Her response "What level and class am I?" That"s when I shit.

If so, it"s the most feminine sounding guy I"ve ever talked to. That and he"s got a pretty nice bod.

Also, that chick in the bikini I posted, amazed me. We ended up talking about D&D 3.5 for a bit and how she"s pissed that she finally got the books and now 4th is coming out. lulz

Eomer, ask before you let it peter out. I"ve gotten, probably, 10 or so numbers so far from it. Honestly, I"m just practicing really, since I"m living with my parents for another couple months and might be moving to Dallas once I"m out. Not expecting anything right now but conversation, which is...

3 more chicks I"ve been talking to via married/divorce. I probably have the shittiest profile too lol. Need to get more pics. edit- got another one this morning lol. Her first date description Is this cool FOH?

Great success with the girl above!

The chick on the right wasn"t really fat fat, my friend was the one who put the pic up. Although, she"s still too thick for me and I"m too lazy to get the pic again, so suck it up princesses. Here"s result number 2 from today. I need to get better damn pictures in my profiles though, all my...

Holy shit. The line fucking works, are you kidding me...? This is a picture of my result of a test over 2 hours while I"m getting wasted on Sangria with an e-buddy of mine that I came down to meet and chill with for the weekend, completely non-homo, trust me...;D Holy shit is all I have to...

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This along with some expanded upon EQ2 style guild workings, would be awesome. I never understood that games that have such a big focus on community and guilds, very few actually have really great tools for said guilds. Personally, I think the guild tools should be incredibly fleshed out while...

Were there claims of "hardcore-ness"?

That"s why you bitches need me there, so neither of ya"ll have to do it.

This is what annoyed me about him. That shit"s just dumb.

seconded

It isn"t, it"s about you coming off as not wanting to let her do what she wants. If a girl asks about a hair color change, the answer is always, ALWAYS "However you wear it, I"ll love it" unless you"re an insecure faggot who can"t handle a girl"s independence. This was reinforced by the snippy...

Um, going off on a girl for changing her hair would deserve a break up, b/c it is a small sign to a deeper control issue...