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    What We Do in the Shadows

    that's the season, right? It was still great, but it was definitely the worst season so far. Even the colin payoff wasn't enough.
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    Cobra Kai

    da fuq? no. this is exactly what karate is like in the united states. It's the most accurate documentary that has ever been produced.
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    She-Hulk

    Dating she-hulk. Am i the only one who would check off the 'fucking sisters' box if i fucked both jennifer walters and she-hulk?
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Literally she is fucking everything that moves. The only thing that bothered me about her was the lack of a beard. Am I mixing up my mythology? Don't the female dwarves in tolkien's world have beards? Talk to me about race swapping when they have a fucking dwarf playing an elf. Till then...
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    Zaara's Tattoo Artist Thread

    I heard something pretty sus today about tattoo artists and I thought I'd ask a real one. Can you tell the difference between vaxxed and unvaxxed canvases when you're tattooing them?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not so sure about that. Sure bar maid will definitely deal with more drunks but it won't be one on one. Tattoo artist might be worst job regarding dealing with these people.
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I forgot who said it, but I like the explanation that darker skin in middle earth is earned by doing evil deeds. I'm going to go with that. Do we all think that wizard is gandalf? Could be sarumon or even one of the others. He sorta puts off the same vibe as radagast the brown IMO.
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    The Boys

    I know I watched that in the 90's but I don't remember much about it so I just watched the first 2 episodes again. Pretty amazing how well it holds up. The bad thing is I had to watch them on youtube so I don't know if I'll be able to find all the episodes. They only had one season of 21...
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    She-Hulk

    Help me out. What is being suggested by this? That rotten tomatoes is trying to tank she-hulk? Or is a lower number better?
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    She-Hulk

    Anyway, I'm enjoying it. And that's despite my extreme dislike of curly headed white girls. Her mom mentioned a hairdresser who could make her hair look like she-hulk's and I want that to happen sooooo much.
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    She-Hulk

    Serious question: Have you ever had sex?
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Just because you don't know about their feud doesn't make it any less true. Tupac fucked biggies wife so he got got. Biggie was killed in retaliation. That was their doing no matter who pulled the trigger.
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Even if you're some dead-inside commie who didn't like their music ... they killed each other.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    When is someone going to start the regular season cowboy's championship thread?
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Would it shock you to learn that biggie smalls and tupac chakur were black?
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I don't. I just feel sorry for people who can't enjoy a story because of it. Do you think the ancient greeks bitched about ruining the immersion when all the girls in a play were played by dudes? Maybe if the darkies all put on white-face it would make them happy.
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    What We Do in the Shadows

    this is the only character I've seen her play that I wasn't immediately sick of. I was tired of baby colin. Haven't seen enough adolescent colin to make a call on who's better, but he's got to start growing up to get back to the adult awesomeness.
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    I think some of them just don't bathe. If this was filmed in smellevision we could confirm this.
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    The Mandela Effect

    Definitely used to have glasses. Might have been a special run, might have been the sunday morning cartoon, or it might have been a different brand. But there were glasses as some point. Problem is, that was before the internet so there aren't a million pictures out there uploaded. My theory...
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    The Mandela Effect

    That started lame and then the motherfucker jumped off the deep end.
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    What tickles your pickle

    I had a baller robo call earlier. First off, I always appreciate when you can't hear the machine pausing and searching for the proper response. It almost sounded like natural speech. It started off with a time share offer. When it didn't get the response it wanted (I guess, I'm not sure if...
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    Archer

    It's gone back to it's origins. I'm so glad they're done with the gay shit. The only thing I miss from those dark seasons is cocaine pam.
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    What We Do in the Shadows

    They slow rolled the house flipper episode a little too much. My wife gave up and had to hear the payoff from me.
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    She-Hulk

    Maybe that's how planet hulk happens.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Ohh is that it? The people who think hot girls are either funny, strange, or random are faggots? I was thinking virgins, but you might be right. pic unrelated.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can she still do soccer and skateboarding with an insulin pump? I've heard those fuckers are kinda fragile. Or is she just injecting insulin for meals?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lotta reasons. 1. Cell phones have other duties. i don't need the fucking nav to crash because of incoming calls. Plus I might want to watch porn. 2. There might be a way, but I've never found a good way to save a destination in google maps. Even if there was a way, I don't want that on...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Had to buy a new GPS for my truck. Got one with lifetime traffic, but you have to DL an app and connect the GPS to your phone to use it. What in the fucking fuck? If I wanted to use my phone to navigate I wouldn't be buying a GPS in the first place. Buncha fucking rocket surgeons over there...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where you found nothing but empty cans because the stock boys were doing whippits in the back alley.
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    Better Call Saul

    Where? Closest I can think of is that I said the premise looked retarded and that's why I never gave it a shot.
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    Better Call Saul

    yeah that would be ridic. Who did that? I was 3 episodes in so I know you aren't talking about me.
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    Better Call Saul

    I saw netflix has a 'making of el camino'. Should I watch that before anything else? It feels like the right thing to do.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    We got a sealy hybrid and returned it within a week. Nothing but memory foam for us these days.
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    She-Hulk

    It's not the people in the bathroom, it's the bathroom! She even said specifically that out on the floor they'd be catty as shit towards each other. So even if a mentally ill dude goes in, he is transformed. This might be where the transdemic started. A bunch of pervy dudes going into the...
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    Better Call Saul

    lol so is the guy an actual energy vampire and just got a job being himself?
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    Better Call Saul

    I don't get it. Do you want me to necro that thread with my hot takes as I crawl my way through BB? hard pass
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    Better Call Saul

    no worries i'm sure the new overzealous amod will be along shortly to break this derail off into it's own thread.
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    Better Call Saul

    isn't it redundant to have a section called imaretard on redit?
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    Better Call Saul

    NGL I'm real tempted to watch el camino before I continue BB.