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  1. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    Not surprised some of the boards worst posters started life working retail. They probably also did stints trying to move Amway or Herbalife
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    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    Just a different game to win.
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    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    Just so the this board stays relevant to the current moment in history and follows the arc of global opinion as it stands today. Hating Russia is so last year. Hating Israel is what all the cool kids are into now.
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    AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

    This year's winner get a bonus prize of getting shawed for 6 months once inaugurated. So I heard.
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    AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

    Go full goaste or go home.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    A dude with no feet ofc...
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    I know your buttcheeks are brackets for black dick
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    So if it comes down to Araysar v. Folger in the finals, I am guessing the voting is over? We know they are the same person, do both accts get a hat? And are we sh00ping a BBC going into the Folger one?
  10. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    https://nypost.com/2023/11/13/news/440-pound-convicted-killer-spared-prison-over-bad-diet/
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Maybe you still do, email them your sack pics
  12. Zapatta

    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    Ok, you sold me. Ditto this as my ballot. wormie does deserve a yellow star tho.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

    All of these candidates really want it, we can't reward their behavior with special recognition for the efforts to be as retarded as possible. Abstain.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Her being just as sluty in RL as she is in Banshee and True Detective is kinda hot. She is probably super fun.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Plays a character who says 'I'm Not a Whore' Meanwhile in RL .... Instagrams spunk on her back And pulls her tits out for giggles and updoots. She is a very special girl.
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Explains why Folger keeps coming back to this forum.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I missed this part...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12736633/Pennsylvania-guidance-counselor-35-accused-having-sex-14-year-old-male-student-car-home-parents-away.html
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    2023 AssHat Voting round 3

    Lili Simmons, and she gets naked in everything she appears in.
  20. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12730155/Biohacker-reveals-shocks-penis-longer-erections.html
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    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

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    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

    Jesus Christ, Maui is gonna have to burn again for me to get a shot at this.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

    Fat lotta good that does me today.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting round 2!!

    Sorry I am going to go full Palum and not gonna vote because voting obviously doesn't matter when shits rigged like this and underdog candidates like me can't ever get a fair shot.
  25. Zapatta

    Ahsoka

    Mary Elizabeth is usually pretty yummy, but green is a boner killer.
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    Ahsoka

    I noticed that Sabine had sad titties and zero ass. I also noticed that Rosario forgot how to act and can only emote by crossing her arms.
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    Ahsoka

    Only now watched this, still wondering why the show isnt called Sabine. Almost tapped at space whales, but I was done at Erocks. How many times can you go the the Teddy bear luau well...
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    In the old days of those disposable cardboard 35mm cameras everyone had everywhere, one of my friends would search them out at house parties, snap a pick of his junk and put it back. You didn't find his Easter Eggs til months later when they came back from the developer.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    He has that Swinger / Nudist confidence that comes from knowing his Free Show is nothing anyone would pay to see.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Need @hodj to come back and tell us $/minute that scene cost.
  31. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Meanwhile at @Bandwagon's house.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    I never made a bad post either, but here we are...
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    WTF is up with the bracketing? I have to go up against Sox? Fucking bullshit, I might as well be DeSantis.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    It is our National dish.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Welp Astrocreep just made masturbating sound about as fun as when my girlfriend tells me to go snake the kitchen drain because she forgot to NOT scale fish in the sink again.
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    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    I always think of them as Water Mexicans.