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I feel like this has to be AI, but I didn't realize AI could be this retarded, even if you try to make it such. Maybe this is a good sign for the inevitable creation of Skynet not actually being able to wipe us out because it is too fucking retarded?

I was a little on the fence on this game for a while, but last night seems to have proven that I'm hooked. I saw the video about stealing ships that land on a planet, specifically the one near the Abandoned Bionics Lab, and I literally spent from 6PM to 1AM last night trying to get it. Ended...

Judge Death comes from a world where the judges decided that all crimes are committed by the living, so they killed everyone, no more crime! Sort of like a rogue AI that decides humans are the cause of all misery. As far as what he is, as Goatface said he's a spirit that possesses a host, and...

I know it probably wouldn't work with the tone they set in this movie, but I'd love a Judge Death-based sequel. It would cost a lot more due to effects I'm sure, but seeing the "Gaze into the fist of Dredd!" scene in real life would be fantastic. As an aside, for those looking for more movies...

My avatar cries at being misspelled. Mercyful Fate/King Diamond are literally my favorite band(s) of all time, as is probably obvious. And to answer your question, King Diamond is not goth. A god perhaps, but not goth.

AI needs to speed up. I need a GladOS for my car's GPS (not just the voice, but one that constantly berates me or suggests I turn a different way to end my worthless existence, and reminds me that the cake is a lie), and I need Claudia Black to whisper naughty things to me. I'm sure that's all...

Maybe this doesn't fit the thread because I've hated this song since day one, but I know plenty of people like it, and whenever I hear it I want to murder every single one of them. The Aerosmith version is a tiny, tiny bit more tolerable, but I'd still ram that fucking mic stand through...

That's fantastic news, since now I'll be able to pirate one set and be done with it. I wonder if I could pay Claudia Black to talk dirty to me.

What makes them accurate?

I do? It looks to me like someone was tasked with making a PowerPoint presentation for something that isn't real, so they just grabbed some old graphics from a previous report from the 90s and slapped it on here because it had something to do with flight. Which is honestly more effort than it...

RIght. That's my point. Why not flying saucers and shit then? Or at least better drawn airplanes? I made a plane from scratch in Autocad that looked almost that good. In a cave. With a box of scraps.

Despite my proclivity for dismissing much of what you post, I did. So what am I missing? Please spell it out for me as the dumbass that I am.

What are those vehicles then?

You can do it online if you aren't going to try to pressure them for a good deal or something. Well, perhaps reducing services requires a call, but I could swear that I didn't have to when I did it years ago. I know you can change services easily online, as I've done it with work and home...

Sorry, I guess I just misconstrued your extensive knowledge of stuff probably no one else remembers as a stroke! I've watched all of the movies I believe (was there one with Mario Van Peebles? I swear there was, but maybe I'm having a mini stroke too), and I don't remember any of that. That's...

Why do aliens have craft that look like our planes? Hell, my senior team project in college didn't look much worse than that, and we used fucking Autocad in 1991!

I played Starfield too late last night, I don't have the energy this morning. This is the best I can do, just apply it to everything posted today.

Dude, why are you always so negative? Why can't you just believe??

I always assumed that people had kids specifically so they didn't have to get up and change the channel (before remotes), get their drinks/snacks, wash the car, mow the lawn, wash the dishes, take out the trash, and pump their own gas. I wonder how many kids these days do even one of those...

I remember going to see Highlander 2 in the theater with a bunch of friends because we were so hyped after the first one. I'm not sure I have ever watched it again since then, it was so bad, so my memory might be a little hazy, but for years we referred to the insanely bad scene with Michael...

Bro, are you ok? How did you miss this blockbuster info drop? JP is one of my most trusted news sources, and it seems he has a real scoop this time around. It also legitimately contains the most plausible explanation for Bob Lazar I've ever heard, at around 5 mins if you don't want to watch...

Correct, they are mistaken. Do you have any idea how fast 4000 mph is? If that were true, and they were actually using the theodolite to measure HIS speed, they wouldn't have any fucking hope of accurately measuring something going 4000 mph with it. Not to mention, this guy wouldn't be "I...

They could have said it was literally anyone else and not paid her. They altered the timeline so that Kal El wasn't there and didn't pay Cavill, so why not Faora Ul?

This was me getting in touch with my feelings for my fellow man. I'm hurt by your accusations.

I'm amazed at how much time he has to post Twitter comments in 83 different threads, but he's also always so busy that he can't respond to requests for his own thoughts on the stuff he posts.

You people don't respond to logic and rational thought, and at his age there wouldn't be much point even without that. I'm fine with letting him get a final grift in before he dies. Hell, he likely believes it is real now, what with the dementia and shit. No reason not to let him go into the...

Not to mention that I couldn't even tell that was the original Faora. She was iconic in the first movie, one of the best parts to be honest, and I had to actually go to IMDB to see if that was her in this one. I don't know if we ever saw her face clearly, and if she did anything other than a...

One of the greatest underappreciated shows of all time. I held on for as long as I could, but after many seasons even I had to give up on it. Still loved most of it though.

Well, that's something new for me. I'd let some of those women shit on my street.

I hope that doesn't mean we get a description of every doily on the table of the room they pass through on the way to a more important room. I like my description Black Company style: sparse.

That definitely sounds like a your company problem. I'm clearly not in a position to know all the details, but in general I can't see accepting a contract with a "to be determined" that large in it. We bid work here (construction related) and tell them exactly what it will cost. Occasionally...

September 13th. Didn't realize you guys were working with Coffin Comics again. I remember you saying they were tough because they had very tight deadlines and a lot of work, or something like that. I still love their shit and get every new issue, although anything not Lady Death does...

This legit made me almost die when I snorted my drink out of my nose. This would be one of the greatest movies of all time, I think. I can actually envision it, too.

Not to derail this thread, but I always like supporting "local" authors so I went to look for this on Amazon. Apparently I bought it in 2015, so I'm assuming someone pimped it here and I went ahead and bought it. According to Goodreads I never read it though. Will try to remember to check out...

I would have done a better job than that, and we all know how lazy I am so that's saying something.

Are eye-talians even allowed to be bald? I was pretty sure they were left out in the forest for the wolves if they didn't come out of the womb with a full complement of body and head hair.

I literally have no idea what you are talking about half the time. And the other half of the time you are talking about aliens.