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Feet too veiny, would not bang.

Where is the thunder thimble option? Asking for a friend.

Can she write backwards and teach people how to do complex mathematics? If so, this hottie hasn't made a video in over 3 years, so there is a void (no pun intended) to fill in this genre!

Went to Chipotle on my way home Wednesday night, ordered ahead via the app so it would be ready. Of course there is just a bag with the burrito, no cup for my drink, no bag of chips. Eventually get those, since thankfully it says right on the fucking receipt, even though they can't fathom that...

This is on my short list of movies that I will just turn on for background noise and then end up watching the whole thing. I love this fucking movie, and particularly the part that you quoted. That final scene of Buliwyf is goddamn powerful, but the whole fucking movie is just amazing. Even...

In fact, I had not noticed that he just posted another update on his blog Sunday, so I'll let his words speak for him: In regard to the "two middles" comment, I believe that is in reference to the fact that he's sort of writing the next book and the Vicky novella at the same time. Or maybe...

That is incorrect (well, the part about not making enough to pay bills is likely true). He's had a lot of health issues, including surgeries and the like. I'm not going to give any specifics as I can't remember what he has posted publicly and what was told to me directly. If you've been to...

Thanks, now I am reminded of how much I hate Rhonda Rousey. As long as she's not in this one, it can't be too bad.

Bob Ross.

I've come to realize I have absolutely zero artistic/architectural aptitude. I start a new pack, usually one with quests so I have some sort of goal, and inevitably end up with either a hole in a wall or a couple of shitty structures for my base. I can't make an even remotely interesting base...

Well, now I have! Still WTF reaction.

I actually have a copy of the one below in a box somewhere.

Finally remembered to watch this due to this thread bump, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I typically enjoy whodunnit movies though. I knew something was up when Chris Evans was only in the first part of the movie for like a minute, but I still enjoyed finding out exactly what happened. Also...

A) I ate the whole bag in one sitting. Nothing left to experiment with currently. B) I am a filthy supertaster and don't like French Onion. That being said, as I mentioned, at first you'll eat several and feel like you got cheated out of the spicy part. But after a minute you'll realize it is...

Sweet sassy molassy, these are good! At first you think, there's no spice in these! But then it sort of builds, and by the time you finish the bag, you've got a good little burn that lasts for a bit. Very tasty also. Nothing will ever be as good as the long discontinued O'Grady's au graten...

Imagine me with my hands spread out like a scale; in one hand is the benefits to society of masturbating into a shit-filled sock, and in the other is the benefits to society of every single person in the "phenomena community," combined. Now imagine which one fills up quicker.

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I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. I love Nicolas Cage. He just might be the greatest actor of our generation, if not every generation. (slight sarcasm there, but not completely!) Unlike Bruce Willis, who churns out shit after shit, Nic Cage is making some of the best movies of his career...

I am pretty sure that I recognized this immediately. Right?

Still no Synthesist Summoner :(

Can you bend over far enough to kiss your ass goodbye? Because that's about all you can do.

I don't believe any of this stuff either (the UFO stuff, ancient civs I don't know and don't really care), I just don't neg hardly ever. I like to keep up on the latest hoaxes though, since every once in awhile someone at work will mention it and I'll be ready FOR ME TO POOP ON.

This was 7 months ago. I'm sure it has only gotten worse.

Faster is a fucking great movie, and I re-watch it periodically when I can't think of anything else to watch. Granted, The Rock's acting only varies from Pissed Off to Really Pissed Off and that's it. But he's fantastic at it. And Billy Bob Thornton does a great job, which helps the movie a lot.

I hope Blunt doesn't do something dumb like that, because that would probably put her chance of being cast as Sue Storm at about 0%. I have no idea if she even wants it, but I do, and that's really all that matters.

When the two black dudes were fighting in the magnet truck, weren't there like four bad guys in the back of the truck with them at one point? They only tossed two of them out at the end. Did I miss them getting thrown out a window or something? Pretty sure two dudes just disappeared.

The insanity of the opening action scene almost made me turn it off. It was like they just keep trying to throw even more ridiculous physics-defying car stunts in these movies until people have finally had enough. That's ignoring shit like there being dirt roads through the jungle that Dom's...

Is Vice really the sort of attention you want though? I'm just sayin'!

2. To be honest, it literally feels like an HD upgrade to OMD2 with just some new maps and traps and such. There are the new modes I mentioned, and I totally forgot to mention the War scenarios which are a blast with all the war traps, but honestly it is just a graphical and content upgrade to...

I played it on Stadia, so I already know what to expect. I love both 1 and 2, and 3 is more of the same for the most part. I feel it is worth my money, but others might disagree. I did notice that they added a free DLC and several new traps on top of what I played a year ago on the Stadia...

After being at home for the past week, I was brutally reminded of the sandpaper they call commercial toilet paper when I came back into the office. After my questionable dining choices recently, Day 2 back at the office has me experiencing what I like to call Bloody Butt. You know, where you...

Same feeling here (minus buying your wife a shirt, P.S. which one was it?), including only watching it because of Kate. Unfortunately we saw more of Jai Courtney's naked butthole than Kate Beckinsale's. One amusing thing I noticed was that during the heavier action scenes, they literally kept...

Yeah, I was telling my coworker that I watched this over my time off, as I had shown him the trailer right before I left, and I had a hard time saying why I liked it. I mean, I can point out some fairly ridiculous moments easily, but they somehow worked. No idea why. Partly due to his acting...

Btw, flying Godzilla sort of looks like he's giving a massive middle finger with his tail from that angle. Like I said, motherfucking boss!

Well duh! Those are both examples of Godzilla being a motherfucking boss. Seriously, just look at that laid back motherfucker in both gifs! I feel my panties dropping already, and I'm not even wearing panties. Jumping Godzilla is the closest I can get to Shin Derpzilla-levels of retard.

I was on vacation last week so I'm catching up. I realize you didn't make this claim, but the tweet did, and it triggers me. As an aeronautical engineering graduate decades ago, I know just enough to be annoyed by people on the internet making absolute statements with zero justification...

We can't be friends anymore. Shin Godzilla is absolutely fucking retarded. Granted, that clip you showed was about the most awesome he got, but prior to that you had this mongoloid motherfucker. who turned into this non-eyeball moving mouth-breather I contend that jumping Godzilla was...

Show me using only pictures why I don't watch any of the long ass videos MFF links anymore. Even when he's super duper serious that this is really a good one, I promise!

I'm sure it isn't her, but 1:17 of that trailer sure looks like Greta Thunberg.

Apparently Amazon put it up by mistake for a little while instead of the episode that was supposed to be up. I haven't watched it because supposedly the quality is kind of shit, but it is a watchable episode from what people are saying.