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  1. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know this isn't the proper thread for it, but I'll just drop this here and say it has never nipped me in the 6 months I've had it. Best jimmy trimmer I've ever used. The shape is what really makes it stand out from the rest.
  2. Void

    Web Serials

    I sincerely hope all this cool stuff starts soon. I just got to read half a chapter where the two main Earth characters discussed how evil Trump is and how flabbergasted they are that he won the election. I get that two real 20'ish females from Earth that just discovered each other in a...
  3. Void

    Web Serials

    Ceria, the half-elven mage. And of course Calruz, the minotaur leader, but I can't remember now if he got all his skin ripped off or he just disappeared under a sea of undead. I didn't read at all over the weekend, and I've got a few things lined up today at work, so might be a bit before I...
  4. Void

    Web Serials

    Yeah, I just read the chapters where they ran into Skinner. Fuck me :( I suppose there *might* be some way certain characters that I really liked survived, but I'm not going to hold my breath. I sort of feel like if they get a combat section that ends with being torn up by ghouls and the...
  5. Void

    Torrents

    I just keep all my torrent sites as pinned tabs on my browser, so any time I restart they all open up again. Sometimes I check and they need to be logged into again, but by and large it keeps me from having to do much for several months. I also keep my computer on 24/7, but that doesn't really...
  6. Void

    Web Serials

    Well, that is better than nothing. But I would still prefer it if she just died! The Horns of H-something made it to the inn and I'm glad to get more of them. I'd much rather follow their story, and other adventuring groups, but I guess I'll take what I can get. Ceria, the half-elven mage...
  7. Void

    Web Serials

    Thank you. That gives me some hope. I honestly don't hate Erin, although I think she's kind of a terrible character to pin the beginning of a story on. But I can deal with her simply because of the interesting characters that interact with her. Sad thing is, plenty of interesting characters...
  8. Void

    Web Serials

    First, let me thank you guys for this thread and these recommendations. I read Mother of Learning first, and I absolutely loved it. There was almost nothing that I didn't enjoy about that series, and I was eager to keep reading despite my Kindle telling me that I still had 30 minutes until the...
  9. Void

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    I can't trust any of those guys from Collider since the one dude died. I can't believe I used to watch their overly long bullshit propaganda videos at one point. Although the hot intro girls might have played a part in that.
  10. Void

    Ham vs Turkey

    I love turkey, but my parents live nearby and I'm forever alone, so I eat whatever they make on holidays. And they dislike turkey. So I always get fucking ham for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. Occasionally they do something like lasagna for Christmas, but I haven't had a fucking turkey in...
  11. Void

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The Night Comes for Us. I'm sure some of you have already seen it, but I had no idea it even existed. And from the title, I would have assumed it was a horror movie. It's not, it is in the same vein as The Raid, up to having the main dude from The Raid in it. And maybe others, but except for...
  12. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm kind of OCD about nose and ear hair, to the point that when I'm sitting down watching TV, I keep tweezers next to me so I can pluck while I veg. It is strangely cathartic every time you get a good one out. Probably like pimple popping is for chicks. And if I feel a hair when I don't have...
  13. Void

    Pharaoh's War (2019)

    Did Hafthor (The Mountain) have a stroke? Cuz now he's Hafface.
  14. Void

    Archenemy (2020)

    I thought it was ok. Objectively I look back on it and realize there really wasn't much to the entire movie if you discount the stupid drama with the sister, but since that drama was the impetus for the rest of the movie, I guess it had to be there. Not enough of Joe Manganiello giving and...
  15. Void

    The Fast Food Thread

    You didn't mention that the black guy has Hi-C as the drink in his meal. <thatsracist.gif> I laughed pretty hard when I saw that.
  16. Void

    Freaky (2020)

    Completely enjoyed this too. I was very appreciative of the "throwback 80's style slasher-flick kills" in the beginning, and my only complaint is that there weren't too many more after that. But Vince Vaughn really made the movie.
  17. Void

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    In one of the trailers I saw, I could have sworn she actually lasso'd a fucking airplane to get a ride-along. Just how fucking far can that thing stretch?? That super-speed clip was worse than all of BvS, Doomsday included. And I liked the first Wonder Woman movie.
  18. Void

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I call your dubious invention, and raise you! https://www.freepatentsonline.com/3216423.html
  19. Void

    Tenet (2020)

    I came to say basically this. I described it to a friend as it being a movie specifically created to showcase his "revolutionary" special effects of having people going forward and backward in time in the same scene. Which, admittedly, looked fucking flawless. But I feel like the only reason...
  20. Void

    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Well, do we have anti-grav yet? I took 2 weeks of vacation, and since I wasn't wasting time at work I didn't log in to keep up with our alien neighbors, but I sort of expected that we'd have some cool new tech or verified aliens or something by now. All I got was a Transformers balloon pic :(
  21. Void

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That would be the Network Anchor.
  22. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well, to be fair, two in as many minutes was enough to make me rage. My jimmy rustling threshold is pretty low in this regard I guess. Admittedly I almost never scroll further down than the sample pics, but for whatever reason I decided to read some of the comments, and got a (figurative)...
  23. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Browsing Empornium for whatever tickles my fancy (during work hours of course) and seeing the absolutely ridiculous amount of faggots that have their avatar or signature of chicks with dicks. And most of them are gifs, so I get treated to some tranny jizzing practically in my face while I'm...
  24. Void

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I eventually got tired of that and found AnyDesk via recommendations here. Works perfectly for what I need it for. I highly recommend it.
  25. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't understand the reasoning behind any of that bullshit. fred sanford (great name btw!) brought his kids together, and they live in the same home, and almost 100% are around each other constantly throughout the day without masks. As they are also around him. lurkingdirk brought his kids...
  26. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have posted this particular rustle many times. Almost every Monday I get to hear my coworkers talk about how they seen a movie over the weekend. I've even told them a couple of times how to properly say it (basically, if you use "have" then you say "seen", otherwise you say "saw") and...
  27. Void

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I don't remember where I saw the gif, it could have even been here, but it was enough to make me look up what movie it was from and then watch it. The movie is Tag (2015), and this is the opening scene of the movie that the gif came from. I mean, how could I not watch after seeing that?? As...
  28. Void

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Jesus, I need to move to fucking Portugal. Can't be worse than a Biden USA. I'd spend all my fucking money (pun intended) on Debora Pires on that site, assuming she's not a dead lay. Not only is her body smoking hot, but I've always wondered what inny nipples were like in person.
  29. Void

    The New Mutants (2019)

    Yeah, I watched it this weekend, and wasn't impressed at all. I really liked Anya Taylor-Joy in Split, but she sucked hard in this. Always hated Maisie, so she didn't disappoint. The rest were forgettable. Also, Story was dumb, characters were dumb, effects were decent. Overall rating: shit.
  30. Void

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes.
  31. Void

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    You could have said that was you too though. I have no way to prove you didn't post that original one. I mean, other than the obvious fact it was copied, but you could have run with it!
  32. Void

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/815271988/#q815280004 Hoping that links correctly. EDIT: Looks like it isn't taking you to the exact post. Search the page for 815280004 then.
  33. Void

    When your wife says...

    This isn't quite the same situation because it isn't a wife, but this ex-girlfriend used to say shit like, "I'm sure Void would be happy to do X" whenever someone else said they had something that needed done. If it was my parents or sister, then sure I would have probably volunteered anyway...
  34. Void

    Marvel Universe stuff

    No, he's The Black Knight. Who is actually a character in Marvel, and is based on/related to/somehow connected to the King Arthur character. I know the sword is the main thing power-wise, but I don't remember if it is a descendant thing or just whomever finds the sword, is worthy, or what.
  35. Void

    The Fifth Element (1997)

    I'd have loved to see Rob Halford or Geoff Tate attempt that at the height of their vocal talent. King Diamond could fucking crush that! (I kid. A little. Not totally.)
  36. Void

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Forgot to @ you bro! @Foler
  37. Void

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Taste of the Wild (pick a flavor) dry food is what I feed them. There are "better" foods out there, but finding them somewhere convenient AND relatively reasonably priced is pretty tough. I buy mine from a feed store that also carries the chick start I use as cat litter, so it works out well...
  38. Void

    The Fifth Element (1997)

    Yes, I can see you sitting at a table all by yourself drawing your furry versions of Leeloo while I laugh with my friends at lunch about how much more entertaining Ruby Rod was, and you chortling to yourself as you decide to add me into your artwork being violated by tiger-Leeloo because I dared...
  39. Void

    The Fifth Element (1997)

    I honestly find Leeloo/Mila the worst thing about the movie. Not saying I hate her, just that she's the part I like the least. Ruby Rod was fucking hilarious, and I frequently tell my friends to "Bzzzz bzzzz". I'm also not a big fan of the diva scene at all. It just seems weird and...
  40. Void

    Any hope for this painting?

    What's going on with the killer whale in the bottom right?