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I'm sure I'll rustle some jimmies with these, but two I've always hated are Apocalypse Now and Tombstone. For Apocalypse Now, I'll defend myself by saying that before I saw the movie, I was forced to read Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad in school. That was the most awful book I have ever...

This should probably go in the jimmy rustle thread, but I'm fucking done with Taco Bell now. True, it is just the two locations near me that have fucked me, but since they are removing literally everything "special" that I can't get from any other Mexican drive-thru except Baja Blast, I'm done...

Jugs got pools now? Sheeit, moving up in the world bro!

So you're the reason for stuff like that! I haven't watched this show, so perhaps I'm totally off-base, and Mahes raises some good points about the family stuff, but 99% of the time I'd rather the family be "normal" and not a part of the story aside from just background fluff, and have things...

The one pic they show of her isn't all that great (not bad, don't get me wrong), but there is a solid chance that as a dance teacher with all those trophies she had an absolutely rocking body. At 15 I'd have tried to plow that 50 times a week!

How big is that fucking foot?? Her dick is probably bigger than mine. And of course the foot is dirty, which is so fucking gross. I know lots of you guys have some sort of dirty foot fetish, but it is an instant boner-killer for me. Not that there were any boners from a T-rex pic to begin...

It has been decades since I read the actual book, but I remember it being pretty nebulous about who Flagg really was...yet I always thought the implication was definitely more towards the "bigger evil" end of things vs. whatever that half-demon son of Merlin stuff is about (I'll be honest, I...

I'm glad that I have contributed something lasting to this thread. And just as likely to be true. (Excepting Chuk's ancient civ stuff; I'll grant that there's some aspects of possible truth somewhere in there, and I don't know enough about it to legitimately debate it.)

OMG cut those fingernails!! First I read that yet another Taco Bell item I enjoy (pizza) is going away, after they already fucked me on the greatest item ever (enchirito) and then got rid of double decker tacos...and then I have to see those fingernails that would probably make girls jealous...

Splattercat did a 30 min video of it yesterday and said it seemed to have improved greatly over Mordheim (which is essentially the same game, just WHFB-based, although I've never played it due to the shitty reviews). I still won't be buying it until it is $5 or so (if ever), but maybe someone...

New Keanu Reeves written comic Kickstarter, already a huge success. Some SJW controversy over it I guess because some blue-hairs are bitching that Kickstarter should only be for poor artists or some bullshit. It looks a little expensive at first, but you actually get 3 graphic novels for $50...

What about easy mode then? 1) Move to San Francisco 2a) Shoplift everything 2b) Live on the street, poop there, etc. 3) ??? 4) Profit

I'm so confused now! Am I supposed to play it or not?!

I got a creepy doll that added CON to the whole party, and now every time I zone they all lose that extra amount of hps per my description of the bug above. On top of that, somehow the cyborg chicken I was herding back to base just poofed somewhere and I didn't realize it for several saves so I...

That's exactly what I was thinking. They don't even get to see when you go, when you pay your copay, etc. If they could, millions of people would be fired for falsely claiming to need to leave for appointments, I'm certain.

I'm happy with the $20 I spent on it...holy shit, 4 fucking years ago according to the first post in this thread! I certainly never would have spent $60 on it even if you guys had raved about it, because I end up never finishing these fucking games. Particularly when I think that yeah, a DC or...

Motherfucking pretzel burgers are back at Wendy's! Woohoo! I shit you not, every single time we go to Wendy's now, my coworker bitches about them taking away the pretzel burgers. According to the internet it has been 5 years. It was her favorite thing, even though we both always get spicy...

My load times are right around 30 seconds for most things. SSD, obviously. I've not encountered much in the way of lag either. The most annoying thing is whenever it is loading it sort of flickers my desktop icons and task bar. Even after a reboot, so it isn't that shit that sometimes...

I dunno, I went into the Irv clone thing totally unaware, and maybe being party level of around 5 made a difference, but all I did was:

If I were to give up my knowledge of reality, it would have to be some good shit in return. So along with stuff like the powers of Superman (that work like in the comics, not the way physics says they would) and Professor X and Molecular Man (so I could make my dick bigger obvs), and...

Yeah, pretty big let down after the masterful first movie. I'd agree with 6/10. On its own, it isn't exactly horrible, but it isn't great. Compared to the original, it is dogshit. As stated, way too much of trying to be an action movie, and nowhere near enough existential dread. On top of...

To be fair, it is still more of an experiment than anything involving element 8675309.

That's bleu cheese.

Those little elf boot-type things (2nd pic) have always held a special place in my heart. Pretty sure it stems directly from this video. Not exactly the same style for either one, but both of these really did it for me back in the 80s, and still do. Bonus points if you recognize where this...

Ogres look like they have Downs. Trolls are sexy. Case closed.

I boxed a shaman with mine eventually too. Also troll. Because trolls (original models obv) > *. And before anyone starts, fuck frogloks. We took our shit back in the end!

Fortunately I was a Troll Shadowknight, so I'm far more intelligent than stupid Ogre Warriors. I will hold my breath waiting!

If I had a nickel for every "deep dive"... :rolleyes: Where's my anti-grav?!

My vote is for Robbie. Not that both weren't ridiculously hot at those particular points, but Robbie was just on a completely different level, in my opinion. Were Pressley's tits fake back then? I don't remember. Because perfect natural tits are always going to win out over fake ones, even...

Not entirely true. Everything is up for haggling, essentially. Otherwise you wouldn't have Spider-Man references, and Michael Keaton, in Morbius. Even if Sony owns the Vulture character, they don't own the MCU version of it, so you can be sure Disney would have had their lawyers shit all over...

I'll be honest, I had no idea who Foler's "fiance" was in those pics, so I google imaged it. She's hot, but I'm surprised at Foler. I know he's fascinated with Africa, but you gotta pick someone other than the daughter of literally the lightest black man in the universe (Lionel Richie) if you...

Does anyone still have the get well card with the reese's cup covered in pubes? I feel that should be included. Who was that for, anyway? Enigmatic Paradigm? OG Numbers?

Correct. I have no idea if Stadia games can be pirated. I'd guess that if they are, you still won't ever be able to play co-op, which is most of the fun of these games. I could be wrong though. EDIT: I suppose I should add that the game has been out for the better part of a month I think...

To be honest, I'm not sure if this deserves its own thread, but OMD2 is perhaps my favorite non-RPG game of all time. Right now it is Stadia exclusive, which sucks major balls, but you can get a Pro subscription month free just for signing up with a gmail account, and OMD3 is one of the games...

Shout out to a fellow Shield Pro user! At least you put some of that overtime money to good use. I'm not sure I could function without mine anymore, after having it/them for several years now. Netflix 4k looks pretty fucking good too now, and the Dolby Atmos sound...<Antonio Banderas bite...

She recently had an Instagram video of her and 2 (much uglier, one completely flat-chested) friends in a swimming pool. She kept fucking with the camera she had put on the side of the pool, so she was constantly pulling herself out of the pool with her tits practically centered on the screen...

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

Which works even better because Thor started out as the straight guy, the one that didn't get the jokes. Kind of amazing how hugely that character has turned around. But that's also because Hemsworth is fine with making fun of himself and looking like an idiot. Brie would never, ever do that...

Because I'm bored at work, I'm gonna relate my Alexandra Daddario story. I have probably told it before. You don't have to read if you've got more important things to do. It isn't a great story. I work with fucking nutburgers. They believe all kinds of conspiracy theories, ghosts, you name...

Knees not sharp enough. 2/10.