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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Barbie movie. The humor is extremely nuanced, and without a solid understanding of societal gender norms and the complex history of Barbie, most of the satire will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Barbie's nuanced...

Title: Oppenheimer: Quantum Unleashed The movie starts off in a simple, biographical way, capturing the life of Robert Oppenheimer - his early childhood, his passion for science, and his journey through university. Christopher Nolan, in his signature style, masterfully laces the narrative with...

The shift was subtle at first, imperceptible to the average viewer. "Wheel of Fortune" remained a staple on television screens across America, and Pat Sajak's ever-present smile and charming demeanor continued to captivate audiences. But those who watched closely, those who dared to peer beneath...

The horizon began to shift, the brilliant hues of dawn giving way to a deep, blood-red sunset. A sense of foreboding filled the air. As I held onto the Nokia and the toy rocket, I felt them grow warm, almost pulsating with a life of their own. From the distance, the faint sounds of trumpets...

The sun, now piercing the horizon, cast a golden hue upon the world, making the grove appear even more mystical. As I walked away, a familiar figure leaning against a 1971 Chevrolet Impala Convertible caught my eye. It was none other than the gonzo journalist himself, Hunter S. Thompson, a...

With dawn's early light streaming into my room, I was shaken by the reality of the dream. It was all too vivid, too real. The buzz of my Nokia brought me back to my senses. An encrypted message popped up: "Meet at Bohemian Grove - 9 PM. Wear the cloak. -Anonymous." Bohemian Grove? The secretive...

I encounter Elon Musk at a taco truck. "Oh, rocket man," I sneer, "You think you're so cool 'cause you've been to space?" I pull out a toy rocket from my pocket. "I've been sending these to the 'moon' since I was five." I watch as a tear forms in his eye. "Only have a few billion dollars and...

Same as above but rewritten in the style of Jim "JR" Ross Well, by gawd, folks! Hold onto your hats and glasses, 'cause I've witnessed a slobberknocker like none other, right in the heart of the squared circle! And I'm not talkin' about a classic Stone Cold stunner; no sir! I'm talkin' 'bout...

GPT-4 writeup of an Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg fight Alright, buckle up folks, because I've got a story for you that's gonna fry your circuits harder than a SpaceX rocket engine in the Sahara. So, imagine, if you will, the grandest MMA arena you've ever seen. There's fog rolling in like...

*Making Pancakes After an Acid Trip: A Choose Your Own Adventure* *You wake up, feeling like the world around you is still vibrating from last night's acid trip. The ceiling is doing a slow dance, and the colors of your room seem a bit too vivid. But amidst the swirling emotions and sensations...

A werewolf is steering a submarine. That's not a sentence one hears every day, right? But such was the case for Captain Henry McHowls, the most peculiar and arguably the most gifted submarine pilot of the seven seas. You see, McHowls wasn't always a werewolf. He was once a decorated naval...

In the quaint, idyllic lands of Ireland, the inhabitants were busy with their daily routines—brewing tea, tending to their farms, and humming traditional tunes. The skies were mostly clear, except for the occasional drizzle, a typical day in the Emerald Isle. But 8,000 miles away, in the icy...

Tifa is definitely big enough if you know what I mean ;) giggity

**"Escape From Samsara"** *Starring: Kurt Russell* In a dystopian future, human consciousness is trapped in a digital realm known as Samsara, where souls live through cycles of virtual lives filled with pain, joy, and rebirth. Kurt Russell stars as Max Strider, a former code breaker who begins...

Made it to season 3. Totally forgot that Kai and Rebecca start fucking. Eesh.

Final Fantasy 6 Remake is what they should be doing.

The world is in crisis again and Yuna needs to find a way to bring Tidus out of the dream world and turn him into a real boy

Is that a question? "Paved paradise, put up a parking lot"? Joni Mitchell did the original in 1970. Amy Grant did it in 1995, but that version never made it too far up the charts. I thought the Counting Crows + Vanessa Carlton version came out in the 90s, but it came out in 2002. (I had to...

That song is a banger. I dig the key change between the verse and the chorus.

Their other single from that album was great too

Love this song, recently came up with a keyboard arrangement for it that works super well.

There already are complete Bluray rip torrents for Farscape, with all the bonus features included. This box set will have even more bonus features of course but yeah.

This is the Lions' year, I can feel it.

This show wasn't even on my radar til one day recently when I wondered if Eric Kripke and Rockne S. O'Bannon ever worked together. Then saw that other producers were JJ Abrams and Jon Favreau, and that Giancarlo Esposito and Elizabeth Mitchell are two of the stars. Figured even if it was...

Remake. They're going to do it a little differently than FF7R tho, keeping more of a traditional feel and sticking with turn based combat. https://twistedvoxel.com/final-fantasy-ix-remake-retain-turn-based-combat/

Not by any means imagining him as both writer and producer. Show runner maybe but would likely need a writer's room. Like most shows... He might be a hired gun, but there's a reason they tend to give him the important / big episodes.

Even if the Lions win a single playoff game then get their asses kicked in the second round, I will be happy.

Miguel Sapochnik directed the pilot episode of Altered Carbon, the season 5 premier of Fringe, and the first season finale of Revolution, all three of which are among the best episodes in their respective series. His episode in season 2 of True Detective was way more tolerable than the rest of...

"I'm Too Sexy" is definitely musical satire.

Maybe it's just me being a perennial Lions simp, but with how weak the rest of the NFC North is this year, i don't see anyone but them winning the division.

I bet he doesn't report them tho, might be a bit of discrepancy in the data with city folk being far more likely to report UAPs. My friends in the Four Corners regions never report them either.

The original script had a generic nameless "FBI audio analyst" character find the hidden subliminal frequencies instead of The Lone Gunmen. Frohike simping on Scully was something I had to specifically ask for. Didn't have Deep Throat or Cigarette Smoking Man. Didn't have any action in the...

GPT-4 generated of course. I just make stuff like that for shits and giggles. Someday if I ever start taking it seriously I'll edit / touch up / tighten up / etc the writing "by hand" before sharing it. Can understand why AI has writers nervous... GPT-4 generated scripts aren't fit for...

Seen some auteur director / producer types say that they'll quit the industry if the minimum writer room size thing happens.

"A Shaman once said to me, ‘each time you find yourself ruminating over why you said this or why you did that, try repeating these words to yourself as often as necessary to take the curse off your self loathing: I love you Fran. I know how good you are. It’s Fran & Fran ‘til the end of time.'" 😹😹😹

Actually NVM, that red dot north east of LA is Nevada. Still odd to not see anything east of there tho.

Seems like I hear about all kinds of sightings in Nevada and the Four Corners states. Surprised they're not on this map. Lots of speculation that those sightings are actually man made crafts tho, with all the military bases in the area. So maybe the Pentagon discluded those sightings...

Shit I have barely even been using cannabis lately, compadre. Let alone drugs.

Remember back when people used to compare us as being two very similar posters?

Idk bruv I've seen a lot of butthurt from you lately.