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That sounds kind of funny. He should do it and then record it!

I meant like, is she "scratching" the surface for attention or is she a real cutter who cuts deep and conceals the marks. She sounds like a faker to me, so here"s my opinion. You clearly like this girl, so if you want it to work you need to say some harsh shit to her. This is what you need...

Before I invest time in a serious reply, can you clarify if she"s a real cutter or more like an attention "scratcher"? Don"t reply...at all.

Don"t do it. You have absolutely no reason to.

It"s the same for both sexes, if that makes you feel any better. Unfortunately, fishing for answers never ends well and makes the person doing the fishing look kind of clingy / psycho. Try to resist the urges.

Honestly, we"re way too wishy-washy, unpredictable, and hormonal to deserve control of the relationship (or hypothetical balls). I don"t think it should even be 50/50, more like 70/30 (us getting 30).

Why would you do that? You guys need to stop putting the ball in flakey bitches courts. That email basically said, "I"ll be here waiting - I"m your official backup plan / rebound." Don"t do that, man. That"s BAD!

Yeah, if I had anything I could do to make it feel better I"d do that instead. Want a hug?! Why not tell her? It"s a break-up rule anyway, if it was your hangout first she can"t have it. Just text heronce, "The bar is mine according to the break-up rulebook, stay out of it. Thanks in advance...

To be quite honest with you, I think that"s bullshit. Acting out as a child over your parents being shitty is one thing. Once you"re an adult it is on you to take control of your behavior. If you"re unable to do so, get some therapy until you can. "Daddy issues" shouldn"t be used as some...

How old is this one?

She"s going to get a slutty feeling from you when she gets the "Grobbee Surprise" and 12 bastard children surface! No offense, but your bedroom habits are kind of gross. Maybe you help girls not worry about STD"s but you need to worry about them yourself in addition to children. Try some of...

How long ago did you break up and how long were you dating (total, as I"m sure you had ons and offs)? Also, are you coming to our BBQ? -- Tenks, I"m sure you gathered by my second reply to the Facebook thing I misunderstood the situation. I thought it was a serious / long-term...

OK, that"s totally different. Stop being such a pussy.

Why do your significant others" have pictures of themselves on Facebook with other men? I don"t really care if they"re old. If my ex (hypothetical scenario, he"s too stupid to use something as high-tech as Facebook) put up pictures of us, I"d un-tag myself and probably take an extra step to ask...

If it were dropped in their laps, it would also show that she came here and started it all. He posted nothing except all of the posts she made across the intarwebs slandering his name. He merely sought out some support and guidance. He"s actually been abnormally civil and defensive of her...

Listen to everyone saying to go for full custody. She"s not trying because of the baby, she"s trying so she can hold on to the man who has been her personal bitch, punching bag, etc.. Do you know what kind of mother she would be? The kind that uses their children as weapons, as bartering...

Bro, I really like you. Don"t make me serve you. OK, I asked because I wanted to see how you personally rated people, primarily the two baggers. I also wanted to see how many other girls you"ve dated and how you ranked them compared to those two. I"m fully aware everyone has different...

Yeah, I don"t need pictures. If you want to post them for the morbidly curious, spoiler them. Sorry to be so mean, but I"m sure you understand.

I have a question. Exactly how many women have you dated and/or slept with. On a look scale, how many were baggers? To be as accurate as possible, rate the last two we have all seen on a 1-10. You may use negatives, too. Also, I"m not being mean. I have questions and comments, but they...

The beast has been notified via email. Hopefully it wakes up and turns this around before you fags ruin it all.

That kind of still sounds like recharging to me. Anyway, I think regardless of what category your lady friends fall under, they all will need this at some point. Some more than others (and some even more extreme). I personally don"t verbalize my need for "me time" or "recharging", as I"d be...

With all of the dudes here, someone is bound to collect fohss titties (my phone wants to change titties to turtles or torture - nice)! I tried, though. I did find a ton of hilarious shit Millie moved to the Admin forum (good threads gone penis). Maybe one day I"ll sort them out and send them to...

I believe they were here, and it looks like you went soft and deleted them! The only pictures in the other thread (that you put your ex"s pics in) are of your ex wife (clothed). PS: There may be some hiding in there, but you"re on your own finding them.

I don"t think any pics are in there anymore which is why I asked. I"ll double check once I get time to sit down and sift through stuff. It will take a while.

If you"d like, I can move the entire thread back here. It"s the threadyou askedMillie to delete for you after you sobered up. Here"s a refresher:

Yeah, I think it"s time for this to go home.

<3 That"s because you"re the best! I was kind of tard-moded after surgery, so all I did was fuck with Lumie and ignored everything else. I never actually read this thread until about 10 minutes before posting in it. After noting a potential <strike>witch</strike> crip hunt, I thought my...

Can you PM me the picture links. This is a PITA on phone. James, can you spoiler those. True Blood is on and my battery is dying.

I have no idea. I"ve been blowing those reported posts off for a day or two. I ignore those kinds more often than not. I pulled it up and asked Alcestis, then we went out and I forgot about it until now. I only shared because I wanted to give a gift to Foler for calling me beautiful. <3...

Really? Once isn"t enough, Chubby McFats? I"m going to put the pic back in the OP then "Shaw this for good measure.

Me? Didn"t you say this was his ex?! Sounds like someone has a meltdown when they see a girl with big arms. :O Woops, I posted the email by accident.

Stop reporting posts, shithead.

I"ve removed my shoes discreetly when I"m out somewhere to re-situate my sock seam. >_<

I fixed it, Eomer. Sorry! Yeah, that. I kind of think this guy basically doesn"t deserve help getting her back. I don"t think you just wake up one day after losing it all and go, "I was that way because I was afraid, but I"m not afraid anymore"! He"s the kind of guy that creates "damaged goods"...

Can you really think long and hard about this, and say that you wouldn"t end up going back to your "old habits" if you got her back? What you did was pretty cold, to be honest. You were beyond cruel to her, and I cannot see why she even put up with it that long without losing it. That would...

My bad, sorry! >_<

I thought only men were kitchen humpers. Good to know!

You should probably compare yourself to Dane Cook instead of Hank. I believe Hank is actually fucking his ex. I think Pren can post as freely as anyone else does. There were no set rules, and it isn"t even a thread about girls who broke your heart(s). It"s a bunch of people asking for advice...

I knew it was going to be something like that!

It tells me the meaning of the riddle or it gets the hose again!